Title: Fuzzy Dreams
Genre: Romance/Comedy
Rating: T
Set – Post NFA
Pairing: Spike/Faith
Summary: Spike gets an interesting awakening on one Easter morning.
Spike smiled and squirmed as he felt the hand travel over his body. Over his abs, and up and down his legs, the soft hand began to arouse Spike. Low moans and soft gasps escaped his lips, as the hand traveled over more private areas.
"Baby, when did you buy mittens?" Spike mumbled sleepily.
The hand continued up and down his body, over his chest, and up his neck, softly caressing his ears. Soon the hand started going down his body again, nearing more private areas. About to stroke.
"Damn, Faith that feels so good." Spike gasped as he opened his eyes.
Except in front of him wasn't his beloved Faith, but a giant six-foot bunny, holding an Easter basket.
"What. The. Bloody. Hel-" Before Spike finishes, the Easter Bunny was tackled down to the floor by a blur of furious slayer. Faith proceeded to pummel the Easter Bunny for five minutes.
When Faith was done she rose up from her straddle, panting, sweat glistening on her half naked body.
"You ok, Luv?" Spike asked with concern and amusement as he wrapped his arms around his lover.
"Five by Five, lover. Just don't like other people touching my man." Faith stated sensually.
Spike smiled a cat's smile, purring as he heard the words "my man". "Glad to know that you still got the passion, baby." Spike said before he capture her mouth in a deep heated kiss.
After a few moments, they broke apart panting.
"I never knew the Easter bunny was a girl." Spike said as he looked down at the Easter bunny.
"I'm not." Came the Easter Bunny's baritone reply.
Faith's never thought a vampire could grow pale, still she saw Spike's reaction. She's also never seen an irate vampire rip off a bunny's ears and arms before either. Poor Easter Bunny.
