Irony
"You think your family's bad? Just be glad you're not a Weasley!"
"No, seriously. Did I tell you about my brother Ron? You know which one he is don't you?"
"Right. Good. Well, he asked out Fleur Delacour…"
"Yes you do know her. She's that snob from Beauxbatons with the blonde hair…"
"Yeah, her. Anyway, he asked her to that Yule Ball thingy. Right in front of everyone.."
"I don't care if that's not possible! Now will you please let me finish my story!"
"Thank you. So Ron asked her and obviously she said "No." Actually it was even worse than that 'cause she didn't even say anything but you could definitely tell what her answer was from her face. Phew, she looked worse than my mum when she's cleaning Doxy's out. It was kinda funny though."
"Alright it was hilarious! Ron's face! Oh! I was doing my best to be the good sister and all that but you know…
Then Harry just had to come in and ruin it."
"Oh, he just said something about her being part-Veela or something like that."
"And nothing"
"What?"
"Ok. And he said he asked Cho to the ball, happy?" Not that I even care anyway."
"Alright, alright, I admit it. I still like him…a little bit."
"Yes just a little!"
"Shut up, so have you been asked to the ball yet?"
"Yes."
"Not telling you, it's a secret."
"No."
"No."
"No."
"Okay, don't laugh…………………………Neville Longbottom."
"Stop it, he's really nice. Nicer than Ernie McMillan anyway"
"Ha"
"See, the thing is…………….."
"I could have gone with Harry if I wanted to."
"No, really."
"They…"
"Harry and Ron"
"Anyway, they got scared…"
"Stop interrupting and you'll find out!"
"Right, they were scared to ask anyone else in case they got turned down again so Ron goes "Right, Ginny you go with Harry!" Can you believe it?"
"I know, it's so typical."
"There's a word for that."
"NO! Irony."