Hey I'm back again!!! And yes I know I need to update my other stories, but I'm writing them, so they'll be up soon. I haven't forgot about them, so don't worry. But I think I might stop writing the one story that was my verison of Twilight, because I've already read Twilight. So yeah. Now, about this story, I've been thinking about it for a long time and dont accuse me of copying it or anything because I didn't. It's my plot. I'm gonna try to make this story a humor-ish story so, wish me luck, and tell me if i suck. Please review!!

Disclaimer: I don't own the Mediator series. Meg Cabot owns that all, I own nothing, except the plot. Everything else is Meg's.

Punk'd

Chapter 1

Ok, you know how I always thought my life was some sort of TV show made to entertain people?

Yeah well one day my life actually was a joke.

Just a big joke.

But I better not get ahead of myself, let me go to the beginning of the story…

I was getting up in the morning, just like I did every weekend.

I got out of bed, brushed my hair, and then went downstairs for some food.

I was downstairs and nobody was there, which was unusual, because everyone's here in the morning.

I heard the doorbell ringing so I went and answered the door. Some black guy in a police uniform was standing there.

"Are you Susannah Simon?" the guy asked.

"Um, yes. Is there something wrong?" I asked.

"My name is Officer Happy and well…I'm sorry you have to hear this, but your family got into a accident, and they…well they are all dead now."

"WHAT?!?!" I yelled.

WHAT DID HE MEAN MY FAMILY WAS DEAD?!?!?!

OH MY GOD!!!!!!

"Your family is dead. They crashed off the road."

"What…what happened?"

"They were driving along Highway 1 and a cow was in the road, and they crashed off the highway and into the waters of Big Sur," Officer Happy said.

"Oh…oh my god…" I said shocked, and then, suddenly my face felt wet. I realized I was crying.

I heard the sound of laughing suddenly, from behind me.

"HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!"

I turned around angry that someone was laughing when I just found out my family had died!!

"Listen asshole, you better stop your laughing before I kick you're a--" I had fully turned around and saw Dopey standing there alive.

Wait, didn't…wasn't he supposed to be dead?!?!

I turned back around to see Officer Happy laughing also.

What…

"Suze, you should've seen your face, oh my god!! It was so funny!!" Dopey said while laughing.

"What is going on," I started to say but was cut off by a guy jumping out from behind Officer Happy and saying, "Susannah Simon, you've just been Punk'd!!!"

Hold on…Ashton Kutcher says that on his show called Punk'd…

OH MY GOD!!!!!

I looked at the guy closer and saw that he was ASHTON KUTCHER!!!

OH MY GOD!!!!! I WAS PUNK'D!!!

My mom, Andy, Doc, and Sleepy all came out from behind Ashton and Officer Happy, and were smiling too.

"Suze!! OH MY GOD!! I CANT BEILEVE YOU BELIEVED WE DIED!!!!" Dopey said still laughing. "I mean seriously! A cow in the middle of the road in California!!"

Well, I was so worried I didn't think about that….

"And a guy named Officer Happy!!"

I didn't notice that either….

"You're so easy to fool!! I mean even I could've figured out something was odd about that and I'm stupid!! Are you on crack or something?!" Dopey continued laughing even harder.

"Well, I was worried and didn't think…" I started to say, but was interrupted by Dopey laughing even louder.

Ok, it was funny at first, but now he's just over doing it, and I'm starting to get mad.

So I turned back around to face him…

….And punched him in the stomach.

Dopey immediately stopped laughing and fell to the floor groaning and gasping in pain while he held his stomach.

I realized something right then, as Andy and my mom went over to Dopey and started yelling at me.

Oh my god, I just punched my step-brother on TV and infront of Ashton Kutcher!!!!

Whadduya think about it?? Is it a good start?? I'm gonna try and make the chapters longer though, so thats about it. Please review--all reviews welcome(even if you want to just tell me hi, or just to flame me and tell me how bad I stink at writing).

Review!!

Syd