Hey!! I'm updating a lot faster than usual, as you can see. First of all, I want to thank everybody who reviewed!! You rock my socks!! (You would if I were wearing socks right now, that is!) So…I bet you're tired of my pointless talking so here's the chapter!!

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Punk'd

Chapter 2

'This week on MTV News we hear about Ashton Kutcher's prank show Punk'd. The Punk'd crew went to the sunny tourist town Carmel to punk 16 year-old Susannah Simon. Susannah's family made some calls and then Ashton and the Punk'd crew went to Carmel to punk her. Here's a clip from the Punk'd episode,' SuChin Pak said.

(Clip from Punk'd episode)

'You're so easy to fool!! I mean even I could've figured out something was odd about that and I'm stupid!! Are you on crack or something?!'

'I--'

'HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!'

(Laughter stops and there is gasping and groaning)

'Oww!!…OOOWWW!!!!!!…(More gasping)'

'SUZE!!!'

'SUSANNAH SIMON DO NOT PUNCH YOUR STEP-BROTHER!!!'

(End of clip)

'That was just a clip of this week's live Punk'd episode. Susannah Simon punched her stepbrother Brad Ackerman in this clip. To see the whole episode, watch it again at 8:00 PM tonight. I'm SuChin Pak, and this is MTV News, 10 till the hour.'

"Wow, Suze, you made it on MTV News!!" Doc said excitedly.

"Oh my GOD!!!!!" I screeched.

"I know Susie. I mean MTV News, and that's what all the kids are watching these days!" my mom said.

"OH MY FREAKIN GOD!!!! THEY USED MY FULL NAME!!!" I yelled in horror.

Oh my God. Now everyone who was watching MTV knew my full name.

Susannah.

There's nothing wrong with my name but I wish people would call me Suze.

"Oh you shouldn't worry. Nobody was probably watching MTV anyway, Susannah," Dopey said, smirking.

He obviously didn't remember how hard I could punch.

I narrowed my eyes at him, and was about to retort with something, but I was interrupted by the phone suddenly ringing.

"Susie could you get the phone?" my mom asked me.

"Fine, whatever," I replied.

I went over to the phone and answered with a dull, "Hello?"

"Suze?!" I heard someone squeal on the other side.

"Speaking."

"Oh my GOD!! I just saw you on MTV News!! I was watching MTV Cribs, and then MTV News came on and I was like 'Oh my gosh, will someone turn the channel?' because I soo cant stand hearing the news. Its soo boring and all they do is complain!"-Hah, you and the news have a lot in common then Kelly!!-"Anyway I was like 'TURN THE CHANNEL!!' and then I like, heard your name!! I was like 'Oh my God, turn it back!! Turn it back!!' and then I was like 'Oh my GOD!! That's like Suze!! I like soo know her!!' And then it said you were on Ashton Kutcher's show Punk'd!! I was like 'Oh my god, oh my god, OH MY GOD!!!'. Then they played like a clip from the Punk'd episode!! Oh my gosh!! I soo cant believe you punched Brad!! When I saw that I was like"-Oh let me guess, you were like 'Oh my GOD!!'-"'Oh my GOD!!'. And OH MY GOD!! I just like almost totally forgot!!" Kelly squealed. "YOU GOT TO MEET ASHTON KUTCHER!!!! What was he like?? Did you just want to kiss him, right then and there?? Was he even sexier in person than on TV??"

"Um…" I said.

I was still trying to digest what Kelly had just squealed to me.

I think I might die from an overdose of the word 'like' and 'oh my god!'.

"Suze?? Suze, you still there?? You soo better not have hung up on me or I will make your life a living hel--"

Ahh!! Scary Kelly!! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!!! SHE'LL KILL YOU WITH HER CLAWS!!

"I'm still here, Kelly," I interrupted her.

"Oh! So, what was it like?? You didn't answer me!!" Kelly squealed, not the least bit embarrassed that I over heard her little threat.

I heard the call waiting signal beep, and so I said to Kelly, "Kel, there's someone on the other line, can you hold on a sec?"

"Yeah totally!! Just don't hang up on m--" Kelly said, but I interrupted her by switching on the other line.

"Hello??"

"Suze!! Oh my god!! I just saw you on MTV!!!" I heard Cee Cee squeal on the other end.

Ugh, please tell me that I won't have to hear the words 'oh my god!' anymore??

Please!!

"Yeah, yeah," I said, tiredly. I knew that if Kelly Prescott, the Queen of Blonde Bimbos, heard about me being on MTV, then a whole lot of people knew too, or would know soon.

Oh joy.

"So, spill everything!! And I mean everything!!" Cee Cee said.

"Alright, but can you hold on? I have to go hang up, I mean tell goodbye, to Kelly."

"KELLY PRESCOTT?!?!?" Cee Cee started to ask, but I switched back to the other line.

"Kelly?"

"Suze!! You're back!!"

"Yeah, can I talk to you later…I uh have other things to do."

Wrong thing to say, Simon.

Very wrong.

"WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU HAVE 'OTHER THINGS TO DO'?!?!?!?" Kelly yelled, getting very mad.

My God! She thinks the whole world revovles around her!!

"Simple. I have better, not other, things to do than talk to you. So later, Prescott."

And then I hung up.

Woo-Hoo!!! Go me!!

Wait…

OH CRAP!!!

I hung up on both Kelly and Cee Cee.

Damnit!! I'm an idiot!!!

Before I could call Cee Cee back and explain to her how much of a idiot I am, the phone rang.

I picked it up and said, "Hello?", expecting to hear a very mad Kelly or an annoyed Cee Cee.

But I didn't expect to hear someone else.

That someone being my best friend.

"Hey, Girl!!" Gina's voice said.

"Hey, G", I said, putting a lot of emphasizes on 'G'.

I could tell just by Gina's voice she was rolling her eyes all the way back in Brooklyn in her apartment. "Ahh, lets not bring that up again, Simon. I'm over your brother."

"Right. So why are you calling?"

"Girl, when exactly were you planning to tell me you were on Punk'd???"

"I was gonna tell you, Gina. It just happened a couple of days ago."

"Yeah, but you're supposed to call me right when it happens! Girl, how we gonna keep in touch with each other's lives when we aren't clued in what's happenin'??"

"Gina, relax. You know now, so problem solved."

"Good, now that that's settled…"

Here it comes…

"Oh my god girl!! You got to meet Ashton Kutcher!! And you punched your stepbrother, what's-his-name, on TV!! You must be a good puncher if you hurt a wrestler!"

"Yeah, yeah. Just do me a favor?" I asked.

"What?"

"Don't say the words 'like' or 'Oh my god!!' more than 3 times."

"Simon, you're so weird."

"I know, I know."

"Anyway…they called you Susannah!!" Gina laughed.

"Don't remind me."

"Couldn't you have at least to them to call you Suze instead of Susannah??"

"I didn't know they were gonna show it on MTV News!!"

"Right," Gina said. There was the sound of someone yelling in the background. "I'm getting off!!" Gina yelled back to whoever was yelling, and said to me, "Hey, Simon, I gotta go. My bro wants the phone so he can call some mystery girl. Later."

"Bye," I said, then hung up the phone.

I put down the phone and walked back toward the couch so I could sit down again, but surprise, surprise!

The phone rang.

"Hello?" I said, answering the phone.

"Is this Susannah Simon?" Someone from the other line asked.

"Yeah…"

"Hey! It's Ashton from Punk'd, remember me?"

Oh my God!! (A/N: Don't worry, we're not going to go through the whole 'oh my God!' thing again.)

Ashton Kutcher is calling my house!!

"Oh hi."

Very smart, Suze. I can tell you're the sharpest tool in the shed.

….Not!!

"So what do you want?"

"I just wanted to apologize ahead of time for the media that's gonna be crowding you for a while," he said.

Media?

Oh joy.

"Uh, thanks then," I said.

Jeez, this was awkward.

"I gotta go, talk to you later," he said, then hung up.

How rude!!!

I hung up the phone and walked back toward the couch. I almost made it, but then the stupid phone rang again!

"Hello?" I said, sighing.

Damn, this was gonna be a long night.

Whadduya think about that?? Was it terrible?? I want to thank all my lovely reviewers again, you rock!! Well…In spirit of the holidays I encourage you to sing, "JINGLE BELLS!! SLATER SMELLS!!! JESSE ALL THE WAY!!!!!!" (That song was made by SS01 at MCBC, btw)

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