Punk'd

Chapter 3

School.

After a night of many phone calls about me being on MTV News and Punk'd, the next day I had school.

School with tons of people who watched MTV News and Punk'd.

Oh freakin' joy.

"Suze, hurry up!! You're gonna be late for school!!" I heard Andy yell from downstairs.

Being late for school?

Doesn't sound too bad right now.

"SUZE HURRY UP!!!"

I slowly made my way downstairs, moving as slowly as I could, when I realized something.

I was still in my pajamas!!!

Running back to my room, I grabbed a random pair of clothes, and some socks and shoes. I put them on quickly in my bedroom, not caring at the moment if Jesse suddenly decided to materialize.

"Susannah!" I heard a voice suddenly gasp, from behind me.

Damnit, my luck is the worst.

Because standing right behind me, was a red-faced Jesse, shocked, and still looking at me!!!

I let out a shriek of surprise and embarrassment, which brought Jesse out of his staring trance and he quickly turned around and covered his eyes.

"SUZE GET DOWN HERE NOW!!!!!!!" Andy yelled.

I got on my clothes, grabbed a brush, and some makeup and ran downstairs like the Devil himself was chasing me.

I ran out to the car and got in then drove off in a hurry to my school.

When I got to homeroom, I saw Cee Cee standing there, waiting for me.

Apparently we all switched homerooms today, so me and Cee Cee made our way to Mr. Trout's class.

Mr. Trout was a fat man who walked like a penguin. I swear, I'm not kidding. But anyway, he was pretty much bald, and wore big round glasses. He was the math teacher, and he had a very bad temper. When he got mad, like Dopey, his neck and face got really red, like he was suddenly going to explode any minute.

Quite scary looking, actually.

Anyway, as soon as I got in his class he looked over to see who walked in, and I swear, his face suddenly was all happy and excited looking like he just found out he won a million dollars.

"Oh my god!!" Christ, why is everyone saying 'Oh my god!' to me!?! "You're Susannah Simon!! You were on MTV and Punk'd last night!!" Mr. Trout said, all happy.

My jaw literally dropped.

Sure, I expected tons of kids and teenagers to be all 'Oh my god! You're Susannah Simon!!' to me, but I didn't expect a 40-year-old man to say that.

"Suze," CeeCee whispered to me, "I think you might want to shut your mouth, now."

"Um, yeah, that's me…" I said to the happy Mr. Trout.

I quickly took a seat in the back of the classroom.

"Welcome, everyone, to homeroom," Mr. Trout began saying.

I tuned him, out and began to remember my little encounter with Senor de Silva this morning.

I blushed at remembering that, because he had saw me in my underwear and bra only, and that he kept staring at me for a second!!

I soon was brought out of my thoughts, when I saw a head in front of me, only about 4 inches away from my face.

"Hello," the person's head said.

I barely managed to contain my shriek of surprise.

"Um, hi," I said, leaning back as far as I could.

As I leaned back I saw the person who I was talking to.

He had red hair, and some acne on his face. Light greenish-yellow eyes stared at me, and the boy was grinning like a idiot, and I realized he had braces also.

"Susannah, I saw you on the cablevision yesterday," the boy said. His voice was really weird, it had a weird sound. You know how your voice sounds when you hold your nose and talk? Yeah, well that's how he sounded. "I must say, you look even more pulchritudinous in person," He continued.

Um, what the heck does pulchritudinous mean?!

And cablevision??

This guy, defiantly, falls under the category 'nerd'.

"Um," I just said. "Thanks I guess. But, who exactly are you??"

"Oh! My name is Earl Adlersflügel," Earl said. "And no need for you to introduce yourself, because you're the great Susannah Simon."

The great Susannah Simon?!?!

Well, it does have a nice ring…

Getting back to the point, I think this Earl guy likes me.

"Um…" I said, not knowing what to say.

"So, Susannah would you care to join me and my friends for lunch today?" Earl asked.

"Um…" I said.

I was getting ready to say 'Sorry, but I already have plans for lunch' when Mr. Trout said, "Ms. Simon and Mr. Adlersfligel, I mean Adlerfligle. No, no I meant Adlerfigee."

"It's Adlersflügel, Mr. Trout. Aww-ders-flu-gel," Earl said.

"Aww-ders-fli-gel," Mr. Trout repeated.

"No, no. Aww-ders-flu-gel."

Earl kept trying to help Mr. Trout say his last name right, but then it was time to leave class.

I quickly got up, and practically ran out the door, hoping no one would call out to me.

"SUZE!!" I heard a voice say.

I broke out into a run, and hoped that whoever it was wouldn't try following me.

But apparently I was wrong.

I turned to look over my shoulder a little, and saw Paul Slater running after me.

Paul was getting closer to me, but I kept running madly. I was running so fast that I didn't see a door in the hallway starting to open.

Until I ran right into it.

Hahaha!!

This chapter was fun writing. lol.

Thanks to all my reviewers! You guys rock my socks!

And sorry you all had to wait for just this short chapter. BUT, this is just PART ONE, and the next chapter will be PART TWO!!

Adieu!!

Sydney