A/N: Whoa! People like the story! (daydreams of stardom…movies…world domination, ha-ha) Anyway, here's Part two.
PART TWO: Our Quest…
Riku open her eyes to find that she was lying on a bed. Oh god! Riku gave a sigh of relief when she saw her clothes were still on. "Yo, white chick is up!" Krad announced from the doorway.
One muffle cry and crack of a whip later Satoshi entered the room. "Where am I?" Riku asked while beginning to feel frighten. "My house. The librarian threw us out so we decided to come here." Satoshi said, slowly moving towards the bed. "Don't come near. I'll kick your ass!" Riku rolled off the bed just as Satoshi sat on it.
"It's a small world after all. It's a small world after all. It's a small world after all. It's a small small world." Takeshi's singing could be heard. "Word, time for a gangsta rap." Krad shouted and ran out of the house to meet Takeshi.
"Yo, you look kinda lame. Better be tamed. Like a pig in a wig, you eat figs. So come on! Yea, I like chicken. So come on!" Krad's song ended after a little break dancing. "My turn!" Takeshi said and began. "If you wish upon a star. Makes no difference who you are-"Shut up!" Krad yelled and ran back inside Satoshi's house.
Daisuke waited patiently as everyone talked. Riku was sitting next to Daisuke while still complaining about the handcuffs. "Why won't you let me out?" "Cause it gives me pleasure." Satoshi replied with a smirk, but he was staring at Daisuke. The doorbell ran and the four jumped. "Who could it be?" Daisuke asked, wondering what horror was waiting for them.
"Hey honey buns! Open this door. It's your awesome, hip guardian here to help you out!" The voice came from a female and Daisuke suddenly questioned, "Mom?" Krad open the door and Emiko stood there. "Hey my brother from another mother. What's up?" Emiko said and high-fived Krad. "Mom, what are you doing here?"
"Duh! Like I said, I'm here to help you all out." She sat on the other side of Daisuke and noticed something very odd. "Is that a hickey?" Daisuke's face instantly went red as Riku screamed, "Holy mother of elvis! Who the hall gave you that?" A cough which sounded like the word 'Satoshi' gave her a hint. "Oh my god!"
"What you're saying is my sister is being controlled by a key?" Riku asked, not understanding how a simple key could have powers. Emiko nodded and smiled. "Very good. You get a cookie." Emiko grabbed a chocolate chip cookie and stuffed it into Riku's mouth.
"The Key of Insanity. How do we defeat it?" Daisuke asked as Satoshi played with his hair. "The Sword of Randomness is the only thing which can conquer the key!" Told ya! Yahoo, I totally kick ass! Dr. Pepper is awesome. "Who's that?" Emiko asked. "Don't say anything. Just ignore her." Riku replied while rolling her eyes.
"You four must save our world! Destroy that key!" The word key echoed as Emiko slowly vanished. "Wow, I never knew my mom could do that."
"Ready? Let's go!" Riku said and lead the small group. "Where is the sword?" Satoshi asked and stood right behind Riku. "Move your horny ass back." "I'll take that as I don't know."
Takeshi hid in a bush. "Whoa nelly." Quickly he ran; over mountains, through cities, through a stampede of wild buffaloes till he reached…"Risa! The four are out to destroy you." Takeshi announced while bowing at her feet.
"I know. Riku wants to find the Sword of Randomness." Risa's brown eyes focus on Dark. "I will not allow her to! Send out the warriors." Takeshi nodded and went to tell the others.
"What's that up ahead?" Daisuke asked the others. A large structure was a few miles away. Once standing before it the four were confused. "A giant wooden llama?" Satoshi spoke first while raising an eyebrow. "This reminds me of a story I head in history class." Riku said while trying to remember. "You're right! When learning about foreign ancient times." Daisuke said with a smile.
"This is tight!" Krad yelled and touched the llama's leg. A door swung open and hit Krad on the head. "Hell no. Bitch did not do that!"
A/N: There you go people. Tell me what you think by reviewing. Speaking of reviews I must thank all of them…
Reviewer: Thank you! Your wish has been granted.
cHaOtIc cOOL: Title shall not be changed. (widen eyes) Ah! Don't send out the ducks. I gave you want you wanted...(hides behind a crate. waves flag which says,) Thanks.
Angel Dream Aino: Thanks, well my fic is going somewhere...even if it's a little plot...;
Kitedragon: Thank you for the review! Glad you think it's interesting. Don't worry, I'm planning on finishing the story. Don't know when, but one day it shall come to an end.
Cleopatra2: Lol, well I hope you like this chapter as much as the first one. Thanks for the review.
