A/N: Sorry this took so long to update! I was fighting writer's block, school work (glares), soccer games, and softball games! Finally, Part three is here. The worse part out of the four I written…(teartear) ;;

PART THREE: Attack Squirrels!

Before the group appeared, "Squirrels?" Riku questioned with a raised eyebrow. "My sister sent out an army of squirrels?" Daisuke's eyes widen and he squeaked out, "Satoshi!" Looking back Riku yelled, "Stop the sexual harassment! You're a police commander for Christ sake!"

As this was going on Krad began to fight. "Your mother is so fat some mistake her for a porcupine!" Before Krad could say anymore; dozens of squirrels threw themselves at him. "NOOOO!" Krad's scream of horror cause Riku, Daisuke, and Satoshi to stop arguing.

"Some boys take a beautiful girl and hide her away from the rest of the world. I want to be the one that walks in the sun. Oh girls, they want to have fun." Takeshi sang while walking amongst the flowers. Suddenly Takeshi was pushed into a bush. "What the-"Tell me where Risa is." Ritsuko held onto Takeshi's wrist.

"AH! The squirrel has my hair!" Krad screamed and Satoshi began attacking the hair eating squirrel. While this was going on Riku and Daisuke were slowly walking away. "One…Two…" Riku was counting to three; when Daisuke and her would run.

"THREE!" Riku and Daisuke ran away just as Krad flung his hair around. The squirrel flew through the air and was heading straight for…"Flying squirrel!" Daisuke was hit right on the head.

"Why do you want to know where master is?" Takeshi asked with a glare. Ritsuko rolled her eyes. "Risa's my friend. Just led me to her!" Takeshi sat there for a few seconds then suddenly became happy. "Ok!" Ritsuko nodded and followed Takeshi. This day was getting stranger and stranger…

Daisuke, Riku, Satoshi, and Krad found themselves at a dead end. Of course, it wouldn't be this way if any one of them had a sense of direction.

"Daisuke, pose for our enemy!" "What!" Daisuke half screamed while turning red. Riku rolled her eyes. "Satoshi, calm yourself down." "Can't I have some entertainment before I die?" With a sigh, Daisuke stood in between his friends and the squirrels.

Suddenly Emiko appeared from behind the squirrels. "Mom?" "Here Daisuke, take this sausage and defeat these squirrels." The word squirrels echo as Emiko vanished. "Word! Craze guardian has skills!"

Everyone stood still. All were wondering what Daisuke would do. Krad grabbed onto Riku, Riku tried to get a hold of Satoshi, and Satoshi…Well he was just enjoying everything. Finally, Daisuke was ready.

-insert dramatic music/pause-

"FETCH!" Daisuke screamed and threw the sausage. The squirrels did not move as the sausage flew past them. Silence followed as the group just stared at Daisuke. "You idiot." Satoshi said right before the squirrels pounced on all of them.

"Master, I brought Ritsuko to see you." Takeshi bowed and walked out of the room. Risa turned around to face her friend. "Ritsuko, what a pleasant surprise." Ritsuko placed her hands on her hips. "Risa we need to talk. You've been acting so weird lately."

"Hush dear." Risa said quickly and looked around. "The walls have ears." "Risa, I know about your key and I'm here to claim it!"

"I can't believe we survived." Riku said as the group made their way out onto the street. "My tail was ripped off." Daisuke whimpered, but held back the tears. "I'll sow it back for you." Satoshi said with a grin. Slowly Daisuke backed away. "It's alright. Who needs a tail anyway?" Daisuke threw the little bunny tail away.

"So, where do you think the sword might be?" Riku asked while looking around. "Why don't we look in there?" Daisuke pointed across the street. Sword R' Us store was located there. The flashing light told the world they were open. "Talk about a small word…"

"It's mine!" "No, it's mine!" The two girls fought over the key. Dark watched from his place; hanging on the wall. "Ladies." Dark began turning on the charm. "Why don't you forget about the key and enjoy a date with me?" Risa and Ritsuke stood there. It was a great deal…

"NO!" The two fought again and Dark sighed. "When will anyone rescue me?" The thief began to cry. The noise level in the room soared.

A/N: Well, tell me what you think by reviewing! Not the greatest part, but I did enjoy writing the FETCH scene (smiles). Anyway, it's thank you time!

Angel Dream Aino: Thanks for the review! Glad you like the rap. Actually I got the idea for that paragraph from tons of movies. Don't know which ones. lol, but what Takeshi says sounds like something out of a Jet Li movie.

Kitedragon: Thanks! If this one isn't strange enough, then I don't know what is. I was fighting writer's block while making this. Hopefully I didn't scare too many people (sweatdrop) As for the llama...I just like llamas.

M36NU7: (widen eyes and bows down) Master, I luv your fics. Show me the way. (becomes a worshipper) -cough- ok anyway...Thanks so much for the review! I'm glad you enjoy my story. Wish semi granted...This part is a little longer. Probably by a few sentences. (nervous grin)

Trever: Thanks! (smiles) Sorry you don't like perverted Satoshi. I've been reading too many Sato/Dai fics and couldn't stop myself.

yushi4234: Glad you like the characters! Thanks for the review! They're be staying for quite a while (laughs evilly)

hanna: Hello! (waves) Thanks! Well, I hop you like this part.

Tsuki Fox: (PART ONE) Thanks! I think you explain yourself great. Risa is evil, isn't she? (laughs evilly) -cough- anyway, my life is pretty normal except for the stupid moments consisting of trips, injuries, stutters, spit flying, getting stuck on the stairs in school, the tac of love, etc...Yea, life's normal. lmao. (PART TWO) Thanks again! Llama, llama! lol, signs of the epcolipse? Hmmm. Interesting...Actually my Chaos and a Fan Girl story (shudders) IS the epcolipse. Luckily, I took it down and deleted it. It shall never return! (insane laughter) Takeshi is there for musical relief (lol) well I believe this part was the most disturbing...

KooriMetaruRenkinjutsushi: Wow, that's a lot to type. Thanks for the review! (looks down at feet) awesome my own minion! (laughs like a maniac) Glad you like it and this better be the craziest story! (glares at fellow insane stories) Ahem, anyway, have a nice day! (smiles and waves)

Beezlee: (PART ONE) Thanks! Glad you like this story.