Disclamier: I hay o day ot nay own hay uyasha Inay, o say on't day ound hay e may out bay im hay.(2nd most fluent-Pig-Latin)

Disclamier: Abbi Dabbo nabbot obbwn Ibbnabbuyabbashabba, sabbo dabbont habbound mabbe abbbout hibbim.(I really suck but still can understand it if they talk slowly-Ubby-Dubby)

Disclamier: I do not own Inuyasha, so don't hound me about him. (Most fluent-English)

It wasn't just a salon, or a barber or... what ever else they wanted to call it. It was paradise! He could hear birds, see trees, smell flowers with an underlying scent of- he searched his memory bank- nail polish?

He hadn't noticed he'd stopped, but the person leading him did. "Mr. Inuyasha, will you please hurry up?"

He mock saluted, "Yes, ma'am."

Glaring at him, she gave a minute nod, acknowledging the fact that he was an idiot, and she knew it.

He followed the stoic figure, looking down as he dodged certain plants he thought poisonous, and once stepping on her robe, that he hadn't noticed before, looking up he noticed the robe was in her arms, and she was holding it out impatiently.

He gawffed. Yeah, right! He voiced his opinion, only much more- rude. "No frickin' way."

"Yes, frickin', uh, huh!" Inuyasha was startled, a girl, -looking much like the one sending icicles in his way- popped out of nowhere, she was wearing a lopsided grin and had much rounder-or softer, depended on the person describing these 'features' Inuyasha guessed- but she looked... very cute, Inuyasha decided with -much- regret.

She must be mugged all the time, but I have no idea why she would have that stupid grin on her face is she did... Inuyasha was puzzled, so he opened his mouth and-

"Inuyasha," the girl said accusingly. Inuyasha was stunned, he felt immediately... sorry! "You need to have the robe on to get a haircut. You know-" she droned on- No, Inuyasha told himself, not drone but a wonderful- what is the word... beautiful? No, but her voice was very enchanting... Helpful... now I'm just making words up... She has a very pretty voice, I'll leave it at that.

"So Inuyasha, do you want to use the Forest Rain room or Ocean Breeze?" Inuyasha looked around him, So she'd enchanted him into a room, it smelled of ocean, and he could see the ocean!

"This is a room," she giggled and he looked at her incredulously.

"No," she said sarcastically, though not as cold as her counter part had done, "it's a portal to another dimension." He would have believed her- Heck- he did believer her! He'd just seen a fish(?) jump out of the water, about a few clicks out on his left. Looking back at the beach, he saw funny shells and wonderfully twisted and curving trees, so she's magicked her counterpart away, too.

"Well, I'll be your stylist today, and my name is Kagome." Deciding to zero in on her was a bad idea, she reminded him of- happiness? Love? Devotion? Whatever it was it hurt. So he turned to look at the sea.

"Here is good." He decided. She smiled brightly and told him to wait for a minute on the chair behind him. He turned to look at it. It looked so, out of place, so... modernized he'd actually just considered throwing it into the ocean!

Sitting on it, instead of chucking it, wasn't as satisfying but at least he wouldn't have to pay for it. Whoopty-do, big plus...

Now this Kagome character, he'd have to deal with her until he left. A stab of pain left him gasping, he didn't want to leave. Shooting up he berated himself, of course he wanted to go. Sitting down he regarded his physical reactions, because he knew -from constant telling from his brother- that he had nothing for brains.

Inuyasha knew his body's actions and reactions, down to the last nerve ending- thanks to physical training from some old person with really weirded out eyes a couple years back- and that funky cow with the painted eye- he remembered that the old man -as he told Inuyasha- that he'd been a famous fire blower in his youth. Like that wasn't a hundred ages ago.

"Alright Inuyasha I'm back! Um is it okay if I keep my friend in here?"

"Sure-" Inuyasha stopped mid-conversation to look at the 'friend.'

"Friend?" Inuyasha gulped, he knew he couldn't resist Kagome now.

"Yeah, isn't he cute?"

Squeal! Yay! Reviewers!- Its goin' fast but that means I can get to good parts faster (I'm a sucker for romance)

6 in all- which kinda takes a load off my fingers

and sorry if you hate me, every one comes to hate me some time or another big 100 watt smile

inashosetai- um does it answer you question?

Shamatic Destiny- smile Thank you, and yes Mir/San and Kou/Aya shall be added thanks to you

Alex-Chan-Thank you, bows

kagomeinu- you realize it's spelled wright, right?

AngelnoDarkness-female of 'many' words...(on you profile 'crapy' is spelt crappy, Jk... but it is.)

For all who don't know JK means just kidding, or in the immortal words of my best friend Beth JoKe...