Chapter 4
Battle of the bugs
Disclaimer: I don't own Kim Possible or Starship Troopers
"Hay, Fat farm how many boogs we got, man?" Shout Ron. "'Bout an army of them." answered Bob.
"Kp we got an army of em, want us to show the newbies how to have fun?" Asked Ron with excitement in his voice. Kim answered with a kiss. "Of course, baby. Alright all units stay there, we'll show you how to have fun." This time Kim had a hint of chaos in her voice. "Come on Fat, it wouldn't be fun with out you." Then left with the sound of charging guns. When the Boot Flayers had gone one of the unit leaders told their Tech Head to help Wade on the radar while thinking 'what the hell are they doing?'
"I'll tell ya what their doing." While lighting a cigar. "We have been away for so long we got use to taking and chatting with each other during battle, you should hear the conversations they have."
"Aright how do we listen?"
"Put these glasses on."
"What? Put the glasses on, but why?"
"They have a coms unit in them."
"Oh."
Kim, Rom and Fat are waiting for the onslaught of the bugs. "Hey, Ron what's on the menu tonight?"
"Well, I was thinking about extra crispy bug wings." While firing a grenade into the bug swarm. "But then I got the idea of Bug flambé." Kim is firing a flamethrower into the bugs. "Only one thing Ron, hope it doesn't get burnt." Kim and Ron give of a laugh. While Kim and Ron were talking, Fat had brought out his twin ancient katanas. The first bug he got to aimed its leg spikes at him only to have him dodge them with a roll and chop its head off at the neck. The next one would have been so lucky only to be sliced down the middle. After awhile he got bored so Fat started to blast away the bugs with the laser rifles Rufus made. The laser fire from the rifles cut straight through the bugs and left them standing still were they died.
All the units at the bunker heard were explosions, gunfire, screaming bugs and mad laughter. After awhile the Boot Flayers returned with some bug carcasses. The Tweebs asked what they were for. Kim just plainly lied "It's to keep the bugs away."
"Ron what's for dinner?"
"It's a surprise for you guys but not for us Boot Flayers." He replied with a chuckle. While Kim, Bob and Wade bursts out laughing. And they left it at that.
