Dislcaimer: I don't own Naruto or any characters besides Rayne, or else if I did, no one would like Naruto anymore.
Rayne: Rayne as in Diminishing Rayne. Nothing in particular. Make up her looks yourself.
Chapter One- Dark Chest of Wonders
Rayne walked in, holding a computer printer-sized trunk made of wood. She beamed happily. She walked on the creaking stage, right in front of the entire Naruto crew she invited over. Everyone was there. She stared at them. They all stared back at her. She grinned stupidly at them. They glared venomously at her. Silence. Setting the box on a high table thingy, Rayne began to raise her hands to the confused crowd.
"HAHA! GET A LOAD OF THIS!" She opened the box.
Upon opening the box, darkness whirl pooled out from it, sucking up everything in sight.
"EEYAAAGH!" Naruto got vacuumed up into the dark abyss. Everyone screamed, besides those who tried to be angsty, COUGH like Neji and Sasuke COUGH, who just stood there and braced themselves to get sucked up.
Darkness.
Chouji, Shikamaru, Neji, Gaara, Jiraiya, Shino, and Tsunade landed in a heap in a black room. Shikamaru, the top if the pile, was too lazy to get up, had to get pushed off by Tsunade and Shino. Tsunade demanded a small fee of appreciation for doing his work. All of them glanced around. It was just a big black room with no doors or windows, with just on dim ceiling lamp casting light upon a long table and seven chairs. A sleek mirror was on the wall. The table had one giant book and a small looking glass on it. The seven chairs were those black wooden folding chairs that looked like those of Hollywood directors. It even had those white cursive letters on the back of them.
Neji read the backs aloud, left to right. "Envy. Lust. Pride. Sloth. Wrath. Gluttony. Greed."
The seven of them sat on the chairs, Shikamaru taking Envy since it was closest to him. Shino, Neji, and Gaara argued over who would get Wrath. Jiraiya joined them, only to get kicked out and stuck onto the Sloth chair, since everyone agreed that he was ugly. Chouji sat on the widest one, since Gluttony was the only that would fit him. It even had cup holders on the armrests. Tsunade just walked off to the farthest one on the right. Greed. She decided it fit her.
Eventually, Shino got angry and everyone ran away. He got the Wrath chair. Neji took the Pride chair because everyone else was too humble, and he also claimed that 'destiny willed it to be'. The only chair left was Lust. Jiraiya complained. He wasn't a sloth! Gaara wouldn't take Lust. "I wish I could have a better chair," he said.
Jiraiya leapt out of his chair. "Like sloths, whoever doesn't move gets the Sloth chair!"
Everyone except Shikamaru began to move like crazy. Perhaps he was too lazy to listen, or too lazy to move. Jiraiya had to carry Shikamaru to the Sloth chair. Gaara took Envy and Jiraiya took Lust. Shikamaru decided that being a sloth was pretty cool, since they had only two or three fingers on each hand, so it meant less nails to clip, less fingers to wash, and less numbers to count. Just then, the girl who brought them there came out of nowhere, and walked up to the seated seven.
"Hi all! I'm Rayne!" She grinned. They all glared at her, including Shikamaru who was too lazy to chance his expression after he got moved to the Sloth chair. Not seeing their expressions, she (I) continued. "I would like-"
Neji interrupted. "Please. Get it over with."
"To welcome you to the Sinful Seven Studio!" She continued, unaffected by Neji's urging.
"What's this?"
"You guys can help me write real fantasy death fics on your friends…and you!"
"And?"
"If you die, I don't know what happens. I never opened that trunk before."
Everyone just stared. They couldn't believe it. They were stuck in a no-escape room with some psycho girl who wanted to see what happens when the trunk opened. Silence.
"Why do we get these chairs?" Chouji asked.
"Because the seven of you have a sinful disposition that can add to the story."
Everyone just said, "Oh. What now."
"Now, to start off…how about…The Three Little Pigs!"