Amusement Park Mayhem

Disclaimer- If we honestly owned Inuyasha, why on earth would we be writing a fanfic instead of a book?

Carmen- Ha ha! Lupe has cheese on her face!

Lupe- What? I'm hungry! ::Takes another bite of pizza::

Carmen- Ewwwwwwwwwwww! Mushrooms.

Mika- I want to be in the story! ::Throws another rock into Lupe's bowl:: Yay! Hole in one!

Carmen & Lupe- ::Stare at Mika:: o.O

Mika- Ha ha! I got another!

Lupe- ::Chokes:: um... guys... a little help here!

Carmen- What? Did she throw a rock in your throat?

Lupe- YEAH! ::Coughs::

Carmen- Oh, god. ::Does Heimlich::

Mika- O.O ::Runs away::

Lupe- ::Tackles Mika to the ground, gags her, and shoves her into the closet::

Carmen- Ooh! Ahh! Sparkle sparkle!

Lupe- SHINE! Don't ask.

Carmen- Lupe, go get Mika out of the closet.

Lupe- ::Opens door::

Mika- ::Falls our unconscious::

Carmen- LUPE!!

Lupe- You never said she had to be conscious for the story.

Carmen- True. Okay, I'm starting the story.

means change of time/scence change

means the chapter is starting or ending

"Italicized words in quotes" means someone's thoughts

Chapter 1- Unanswered Questions

The rain pounded on the small roof of Kaede's hut. A small voice could be heard over the roar of the thunder. "Kagome! Inuyasha's being mean again!"

Inuyasha sits in the corner, looking at the ceiling and whistling one of the songs from Kagome's time. He soon started singing slightly under his breath. "Hit me baby one more time. Oh baby, baby, how was I supposed to know? That – OW! KAGOME! What did I do this time?"

"One- leave Shippo alone and two- Britney spears is a total slut and you should not sing any of her songs!" Kagome answered (sorry to all of you Britney lovers).

"Wow, I think I may like to meet this Britney Spears sometime..." Miroku said thoughtfully.

"MIROKU YOU PERV!" Kagome and Sango yelled. It was followed by the sounds of smashing items and a chorus of "sits."

Three hours later. Everyone was sitting around the campfire after the rain had stopped. As Kagome scooped Inuyasha his fourth bowl of ramen, she asked Inuyasha a question.

"Inuyasha, do you mind if I go back to-?"

"No," He said simply, "You can't go, we need to collect jewel shards."

"Inuyasha, I'm going back whether you like it or not," Kagome stated.

"Then why'd you even bother to ask?" Inuyasha mumbled.

Kagome just glared at him and continued. "I was actually thinking that you guys could come with me. We could go to this theme park nearby."

Everyone stared at Kagome. "What's a thi-may parky?" ( See definition) asked Inuyasha.

"A theme park is a place where people in my time go to have fun," Kagome explained.

"I suppose we all could do with a little break, we did collect three jewel shards in the past two weeks," said Miroku.

"Isn't that the same place that you got that pink fluffy stuff last time?" asked Shippo.

"It's called cotton candy, and yes that's where I got it Shippo," Kagome said.

"Okay, then let's go!" Shippo squealed while jumping up and down.

"Shut up you little runt!" Inuyasha said as he pounded on Shippo's head.

"INUYASHA!" Kagome screamed, "SIT BOY!"

"OW! Kagome you wench! What did you do that for?" Inuyasha yelled back.

"Because you were hurting Shippo again!" Kagome snapped.

"So, why should I care?" Inuyasha mumbled.

"INUYASHA! You need to be nice to Shippo or I won't bring back any ramen next time!" she screamed as she walked back into the hut with Shippo, Sango, and Kilala (Kirara in the Japanese version). Miroku soon fallowed, perused by an angry Inuyasha, who was mumbling something incoherent under his breath.

Later that night, Inuyasha sat quietly in the corner of the hut watching the others sleep. Unfortunately for the girls, Miroku slept between them and was being his usual perverted self (yes, even while he was asleep).

"Damn it," Inuyasha thought, "Why does she always have to go back to her time? I hate it when she does that! Why can't she just stay here with me and the others?"

And so it went. He kept asking questions to himself and soon became so absorbed in his thoughts that he didn't notice Kagome wake up and look over at him.

"Why won't he ever talk to me when he's worried?" she thought and slowly drifted back into a dreamless sleep.

Carmen- There, I'm finished.

Lupe- What's that sound?

Carmen- What sound?

Lupe- Oh, god. Look at Mika.

Mika- ::Playing with bug zapper:: Pretty. ::ZAP:: Pretty. ::ZAP::

Carmen- Could she possibly be any stupider?

Lupe- Yes.

::Tink walks into room::

Tink- Whatcha doin'?

Lupe- Watching Mika kill herself.

Mika- It's killing me softly. ::ZAP:: OW!

Lupe- Hey! I'm still hungry! I'll order Chineese!

Tink- Why don't you just have some 'tato chips?

Carmen- What the heck is a 'tato?

Tink- You say tay-toe, I say ta-toe. Tay-toe, ta-toe. Tay-toe, ta-toe. 'Tato tots!

Carmen- I'm surrounded by idiots.

Lupe-Hey, do you want white or fried rice?

Tink- I WANT 'TATOS! And some fried rice.

Mika- ::ZAP:: Both. ::ZAP:: HURRY! Dying makes you hungry.

Carmen- You're not dying...sadly.

Tink- Ooooh! Pretty light. ::ZAP::

Carmen- Don't kill yourself.

Mika- Yeah! Don't be like me!

Carmen- Okay, whatever. Well, 'till next time.

All- Buh-bye.

Lupe- Food's here.