Chapter Three- Kin/ Kanjii

"Alright." Rayne broke the silence. "Who agrees we vote Shino off the island? He's never made any good remarks."

Everyone but Shino's hand rose.

"I wish my hand was the first one raised." Gaara sniffed.

And with a poof poor Shino was gone. "Okay. Secret ballot." Rayne continued. "Who's Wrath? None of you can be though."

Everyone turned their ballots in, dropping them into a basket. It was supposed to be a secret ballot…but anyone could tell who wrote what.

"Kiba, since in his wrath he eats things faster than me." Chouji.

"Hinata. Fate willed it to be so! (And I must settle my hate for the Main House.)" Neji.

"Hinata, because she's so nice, and I'm sure she'll let me share the Wrath chair, but I wish I could have all the Wrath chair." Gaara.

"Iruka, since he gets nosebleeds from the Sexy no Jutsu. How cool is that? And he gets angry at Naruto many many many times." Jiraiya.

"Orochimaru. Now pay me." Tsunade

"Kin" Shikamaru. It was one of the shortest names in Naruto, and Ino was just too pushy to Shikamaru.

Rayne sighed. "Kin." Another poof, and an oddly surprised Kin sat in the Wrath chair. "Now I've got to give you some personality…um…here. A little poof, and then Kin got her personality.

"Screw the Kishimoto since he didn't give me any personality at all! Screw him! Screw him for giving me such a short name that even Shikamaru could write it! Rayne, you're my god." Kin snapped.

"What did you just give her?" Neji asked.

"WRATHFUL PERSONALITY!" Rayne screamed.

"Uh-oh." Everyone but Kin and Rayne said in unison.

"What?" Rayne looked around.

"Screw licensing! If Cartoon Network edits out the 'bad' crap in the anime, an episode would be only five seconds long!"
"Agreed." Everyone. They shuddered at what was to come in America.

"Screw Kin, I'm Kanjii now. And I hurl wrenches, not shuriken!"

Everyone just stared. As long as they stay silent, they stay alive and unharmed. Neji and his angsty self cowered with everyone else. No one could pwn wrath.

Rayne sweatdropped. "Er…how about next story?" She laughed nervously. Seeing nothing flying at her yet, she opened up the book the Little Red Riding Hood.

"Who's the cast?" Tsunade asked, leaning from her far away chair.

Cast:

Little Red Riding Hood- Hinata (post-confidence lessons)

Grandma- Zabuza

Wolf- Kiba

Hunter- Itachi

Little Red Riding Hood's Mother- Tsunami

"Er…Zabuza's a guy…" Chouji began.

"So?" Kanjii threw a wrench at him. "Crossdressers are hot."

Everyone, except Rayne, stared dumbly. Rayne nodded dumbly.