Disclaimer- Unfortunately we don't own anything except the penny that's in the middle of the road.

Both of our grammar is far from excellent so no flames about our grammar issues. Blame our English teachers who didn't teach us enough to fill our little minds and Microsoft word for not correcting it right. And just for the record, Carmen's brain isn't little, but Lupe's is.

Tink- Welcome back as you can see they haven't killed me.

Lupe & Carmen- Yet!

Kurama- Guys someone's at the door.

Hiei- Let the baka ningen answer it.

Kouga- And who would that be?

Hiei-Your stupid girlfriend.

:: Kouga and Hiei start punching each other::

Kurama- just let them fight it out.

Carmen- What if they kill my house?

Lupe and Tink- Our House!

Carmen- Ok our house.

Kurama- They'll fix it.

Carmen- Okay.

Tink- Why does your stupid boyfriend always start the fights?

Lupe- He doesn't he finishes them! :: Lupe and Tink start yelling and trying to tear the hair from each others hair heads. Door bell rings... again. ::

Carmen- Okay, I'll get the door. :: Walks over and opens door::

Jess- Hey guys. What the heck. :: sees Kouga holding back Lupe and Hiei holding back Tink.::

Carmen- Don't ask. :: To readers, Jess is a friend me and Lupe met at camp her screen name is Celestia Memora so go read her stories after you read ours or an unwanted death will be bestowed upon you. Buahahahahaha!!!

Everyone- o.O

Carmen-::quietly goes to corner and slides down wall sobbing::

Kurama- ::Goes to Carmen and comforts her::

Lupe- Okay then.

Kouga- Yeesh, what's her problem?

Jess- I think that there's medication to take for that.

Tink- Why is it so hush hush?

Hiei- Let's just get out of here.

Tink- Why?

Hiei- These people annoy me.

Lupe- Where're you going?

::Door slams::

Kouga- I think they want to be alone.

Carmen- Just start the freggin' (LOL JESS!!!) story!!!!

Lupe- Okay, I feel so unloved. ::Singing:: Oh where is my Hairbrush?

Tink- ::Also singing:: Why do you need a hairbrush? You don't have any hair.

Lupe- o.O

Tink- VEGGIE TALES!!!

Carmen- Which we don't own either... okay, here's the story...

Lupe- AND I DO TOO HAVE HAIR!!!!

Dinner in Modern Times

Kagome looked around the room at the group. Miroku and Inuyasha on the couch, Shippo on the floor playing with Buyo and Sango admiring the stereo.

"Uhh... so... what're we gonna have for dinner?" Kagome asked.

"RAMEN!!!!!!" can you guess who that was? (Audience: Nope. Lupe and Carmen: .) Inuyasha yelled.

"Uhh... no," Kagome stated, "How about pizza, (Carmen and Lupe- EEEEEEEWWWWWWWW!!!! GAG ME WITH A SPOON!!!!!!!!) or tacos, or even meatloaf(Carmen- ::Throwing up in the corner:: I hate meatloaf! Lupe- ::Doing the same:: Same here.)."

"Kagome, what's a tay-yah-go?" Inuyasha asked curiously.

"A taco is like a thin layer of bread, called a tortilla, with meat, cheese, sour cream, lettuce and usually tomatoes or salsa, and pretty much anything else you want in it," Kagome stated (Carmen- Well, isn't she just the walking, talking dictionary).

"Can you put ramen in it?" Inuyasha asked as he started to get excited.

"Eww!!! God no!!! Well, actually, I guess you could, but it probably wouldn't taste very good," Kagome said.

"Oh," Inuyasha said, slightly disappointed.

"Why don't you order for us Lady Kagome." Miroku said still a little curious about the foods of Kagome's time. Sango nodded her head in agreement.

"Okay, how about..... there's a Fazoli's down the street, we could pick up something from there." Kagome said.

"What the hecks a Faz-o-ies, Kagome?" Inuyasha asked.

"An Italian restaurant," Kagome said.

"Sounds good but just one question Lady Kagome, what's Italian?" Miroku asked

Kagome let out a sigh and headed to the phone. ( I don't know if there's even a Fazolies in Japan but there is now.)

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Miroku sat down at the table soon followed by an anxious Inuyasha and a hyper Shippo.

"Kagome should be back with the food any minute what do you want to do till they return?" Miroku asked Inuyasha.

"I don't know what about a movie?" Inuyasha said.

"What's a movie?" Miroku and Shippo asked.

"Come on and I'll show you." Inuyasha said getting up from his chair at the table. Miroku got up and followed Inuyasha to a cabinet set to the side of the television in the living room. Shippo watched curiously as Inuyasha opened the cabinet revealing tons on boxes. "Pick one." Inuyasha said to Miroku.

Miroku went down the titles one by one. Finding Nemo, Pirates of the Caribbean, The Matrix, Spiderman, X-men 1&2, Down with Love ( don't own.) until on caught his eye. It had a picture of two girls on either side of a man in a suit on the front. Miroku got a hentai gleam in his eye. "So what do I do with it?" Miroku asked.

"Give it to me and I'll play it." Inuyasha said reaching his hand out for the movie. Miroku handed it to him without a word watching Inuyasha pull out a black box from the colorful paper one and put it in once again in another box (For all of you incredibly dense ones out there, they are watching a video, not a DVD).

Miroku stares at the screen as Velma is getting dressed at the beginning as Shippo wonders what the heck is wrong with him. Inuyasha simply sits on the couch to watch the movie not at all interested. Sango goes and sits in Kagome's grandpas armchair to watch the movie as Kirara scrambles into her lap. Miroku sat down Indian style in front of Sango's armchair.

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It had been completely silent up till the point Sango shrieked when Fred was shot. She leapt straight out of her chair and onto none other than Miroku.

"Hello, my beautiful Sango," Miroku said as he started rubbing her butt.

"Miroku! Get your filthy had off of my ass or I swear I'll..." She stopped short as

Kagome walked into the room with 4 bags of food. She heard the cops interrogationg Roxie and Amos (did I spell that right?) and ran over to the tv and turned it off. "WHAT THE HECK DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING?!?!?!?!?! SHIPPO IS WAY TO YOUNG TO EXPIERENCE THAT KIND OF........ stuff......" Kagome practically screamed.

"I don't see what's wrong with it Lady Kagome," Miroku said as he stood up, dumping Sango on the floor.

"Inuyasha, didn't I tell you about ratings before I left?" Kagome asked as she glared daggers at Inuyasha and Miroku.

"Uhhh.... No..." Inuyasha looked at Kagome, confused.

Kagome sighed and went over to put in Finding Nemo!!!!! (CARMENS FAVE!!!!) After 2 hours of everyone laughing hysterically, well, except for Inuyasha, who was pouting in a corner for not being able to finish Chicago.

"Okay, Shippo, time for bed," Kagome said as she ushered Shippo upstairs. When she came downstairs, she picked up the trash from the food and put Chicago back in. A huge grin spread across Miroku's and Inuyasha's faces at this.

"Perverts," Kagome mumbled under her breath, fully knowing that the only reason they wanted to watch the movie was because the dancers were wearing next to nothing (or as Lupe says- Skimpy outfits). Sango and Kagome went to the kitchen to talk about tomorrow's trip to the mall and what they would be doing for the next few days while the guys finished Chicago.

"Well tomorrow we'll take a bus to the mall and buy clothes for the next week. Plus we need to get some stuff for the trip." Kagome said enthusiastically.

"What else do we need for this trip?" Sango asked.

"Well we need some food for the trip and some sunscreen, and maybe some hair dye for Inuyasha." Kagome muttered.

"NO WAY KAGOME! YOU WILL NOT TOUCH MY HAIR YOU HEAR ME!" Inuyasha shouted from the other room.

"Fine then but we'll need to hide it in a hat." Kagome shouted back.

"When we put it in a hat it makes my ears twitch!" Inuyasha whaled.

"Fine how about we get some 2-day hair dye. It only stays in until you wash it out." Kagome said.

"Fine, but what about my ears?" Inuyasha asked walking into the kitchen where Sango and Kagome were.

"Well, I thought about that so were going to get you a new hat while we're at the mall tomorrow." Kagome muttered.

"NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!" Inuyasha yelled, "I SAID I DIDN'T WAN'T A HAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

"Who cares what you say," Kagome replied (Well, now, isn't she just bein' a big ol' butthead?), "You will wear a hat, no complaining!" (Sounds like Carmen's parents.)

"Do I have to?" Inuyasha whined.

"I SAID NO COMPLAINING!" Kagome yelled and stormed off to her room, "I'm going to bed!"

"Jeez, what's her problem?" Inuyasha asked.

"I think we should probably go to bed," Sango suggested.

"But the movie isn't over," Inuyasha complained just as the last song ended and the credits started to play.

"Okay, I think it is over now," Sango said as she headed up to Kagome's room.

Inuyasha and Miroku grabbed some of the blankets that were stacked in the middle of the room, and headed to where they were going to sleep.

"I GET THE COUCH!!!!!!" Inuyasha screamed.

"Hush! You will wake Lady Kagome and Lady Sango," Miroku whispered.

"Like you would mind if they came down here in their pajamas," Inuyasha retorted.

"I feel so insulted!" Miroku said, "I would never!"

Inuyasha tried to jump on the couch, but was blocked by Miroku's staff, which he had conviently carried with him to the well that morning.

"I will be taking the couch tonight, and you may use it tomorrow," he stated as he laid down and fell fast asleep.

Inuyasha sighed and headed toward the armchair, and slowly fell into a restless sleep...

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Carmen- There, done. So, Kurama, what do you think?

Kurama- I think it was great.

Carmen- Aww... thank you. ::kisses Kurama on the cheek::

Kurama- ::Blushes:: You're welcome. ::Kisses Carmen::

Mika- ::Wakes up to see Carmen and Kurama kissing:: EEEWWWWWW!!! COOTIES!!!!!! ::Faints::

Jess- Get a room you two. Hey, where'd everybody go?

Carmen- You sound like Eminem. HAHAHA!! Oh, well, Lupe and Kouga said something about going out for lunch, Mika's passed out on the floor, Kurama's right here ::Points to Kurama who is still blushing::, and ::Doorbell rings playing D 12's "My band" (Don't own, heck, I don't even own the cd =-( Too bad for me):: that would be Tink and Hiei. ::Goes to get the door::

::Door opens revealing Tink, but no Hiei::

Kurama- Where's Hiei?

Tink- He's bringing in my shopping bags.

Hiei- ::walks in with around 20 bags:: Where should I put these?

Tink- Over there. ::Points to a corner::

Carmen- PUT YOUR STUFF IN YOUR OWN ROOM!!!!!!!

Hiei- Where's Dogbreath and that baka ningen who thinks that she is a demon (Lupe).

Carmen- They went out to lunch and should be back at around 1.

Kurama- Carmen, do you wanna go to lunch too?

Carmen- Why the heck would we leave these two alone in the same room, which just happens to be my room?

Kurama- Okay, I'll just make lunch for us then.

Carmen- No, let's just order out. :Kisses Kurama on the cheek and they end up making out again (I'm having a good day!)::

Jess- Yeah, Okay, well, just be going now, Buhbye.