Not Another Crash Landing!

A/N: I'm back with a whole new story! In this one, the Monkey Team meets Guy who reads too much fantasy's character Frus.

Ivy: So, why isn't he writing about it?

Beastfire: Because he trusts me to.

Ivy: Someone trusting you? I never thought I'd see the day.

Beastfire: Well, here's the first chapter! Oh, and I don't own any part of SRMTHFG.

"Well, team," Chiro announced. "We're just about home."

From where, you may ask? Well, the Hyperforce had just finished taking care of a distress call from a planet way out in another solar system. Apparently, a certain skeletal overlord thought it would be fun to kill the planet's leader and try to take over. If they hadn't answered the call, then the leader's successor would have been tall and bony rather than small yet quite muscular. So now, they were headed back for Shuggazoom, everyone gathered in the main room and relaxing.

"Ivy! Get out here!"

Uh…almost everyone. Y'see, ever since the unfortunate theft of her Ultimate Beer, Ivy had been spending much time in Gibson's lab, much to the blue monkey's vast displeasure. He was pounding on the door, his only responses being some choice words in Italian, some "I'm almost done! Chill!"s, and, of course, the occasional "Bite me, blue boy!" Yes, Gibson was about ready to throw her through a plate glass window.

"Please vacate my lab!" Gibson yelled angrily.

"NO! Not until I finish my beer!"

Then, the sounds of some large foreign object hitting the outside of the Super Robot were heard, sending it spiraling out of control through space. After impact, everyone was knocked off their feet.

"What was that?" Otto asked nervously.

"We've been hit!" Antauri exclaimed, trying to get back up.

Nobody was able to regain their footing well enough to run to their tubes, but the team was able to activate their rocket packs to get there and eject onto the next planet. As Gibson made his way over, Nova looked over to him.

"What about Ivy?" she asked worriedly.

"She'll be fine," replied Gibson. "She can get out of here on her own."

Meanwhile, in the lab, equipment was breaking everywhere and Ivy was dodging it all.

"Crap!" she yelled. "Of all the- WHOA!"

The meerkat was lucky to have just narrowly missed being hit by the contents of a large box of beakers.

"What in the vodka is goin' on out there?"

She hovered over to the door to get out.

At this time, on the forest planet Tserof-7, a mongoose-oid creature with a lionesque mane and silver fur and his friend, a large dragon with neon blue scales, were relaxing in a clearing.

"Hey, Frus?" asked the dragon.

"Yeah, Ygrene?" the animal in question responded.

"Did you ever get the feeling that we were just fictional characters in someone else's reality, and that when they get bored we'd cease to exist?"

"Hmmm…I've really never thought of that. So, how about that time that we went swimming and accidentally annoyed my cousin? Remember how long she chased us?"

"Oh, yeah. That was as much fun as a barrel of monkeys."

As soon as Ygrene said this, the Super Robot landed in the clearing. Both dove out of the way just in time as it landed with a crash. As they looked at the dented metal Super Robot, Ygrene had one thing to say.

"Me and my big mouth! Frus, do me a favor. Next time I say anything to that effect, please hit me over the head with the biggest tree branch you can lift."

"I can't do that."

They decided to investigate and couldn't find anyone there. The Monkey Team had gone to their parts of the Super Robot and made use of Otto's recently installed ejection seats. Ygrene was too big to fit inside, so Frus went in to look around.

"What do you see in there, Frus?"

"This is amazing! I've never seen stuff like this before! There's so much metal in here!"

"Is there anyone in there?"

"Not that I can s- Wait! I do see someone."

Frus emerged, carrying a body that was a bit smaller than his own. It was, of course, Ivy. She was almost out of there when she accidentally hit her head on a wall and was rendered unconscious.

"Hmm…I can see she's not from around here, Frus."

"Where is she from, I wonder?"

"I don't know, but she's pretty easy on the eyes. And I think she's your type."

"Ygrene!"

That's where I end this one. Next time, we find out where the monkeys landed and Ivy wakes up to see two strangers. Please review! I'll try to update soon!

Frus: I've finally been put in a story!

Ivy: Yeah. Welcome to my nightmare.

Frus: Aren't you supposed to be unconscious?

Ivy: I see you're new to the whole "Beastfire's Warped Reality" thing.