A Very Random Trip

Beastfire: Hey, again! Here's chapter 6, fresh from Microsoft Word! Oh, and Onyx and Jet appear in this one, so I don't own them either. They belong to Twister91.

As the Monkey Team, Ivy, and Frus entered the robot, Ivy made a straight beeline for the lab. Gibson knew where she was going and chased after her.

"Get back here!" he shouted.

The door was slammed in his face as Ivy returned to her work on her Ultimate Beer. In the main room, Frus was examining everything he could find. He was in the process of looking at the computer, when he was joined by Antauri. He had no idea that Antauri was there at the time as he was checking the computer out with an interested look on his face.

"Enjoying yourself, Frus?" asked Antauri, catching him off his guard.

"Yeah. This is really very interesting. What does it do, anyway?"

Antauri told him and he became even more interested. The black monkey couldn't help but crack a small, amused smile. More questions and explanations came next, and Antauri could sense that Frus was trustworthy, as he had no connections to their enemies.

In the lab, Ivy was reaching a breakthrough with her beer. She added some vodka this time, as well as rum and about 50 different brands of beer, mixed with enough sugar to fill half of Shuggazoom City and some super strong coffee beans. She tried some of it to see if it was good enough…

Out in the main room, the others all heard a loud "WHOO-HOO! YEAH! VICTORY IS MINE!" coming from the lab.

"Apparently, someone's finished making her beer," said Nova.

Ivy burst out of the lab, doing a bizarre victory dance in mid-air and proudly holding her new, intruder-proof container of her Ultimate Beer.

"Presenting the Ultimate Beer: Version 2.0!" she shouted happily at the top of her lungs. "Beautiful, ain't it?"

She was met by many concerned looks, an angry glare, and an eyebrow raised in amusement.

"Anyone wanna try some?"

Frus looked up, interested, as Chiro said, "Just say no."

"What possible harm could it do?" Frus asked, unaware of the mind-warping qualities of this uber-alcoholic beverage.

Ivy let him have some, knowing quite well what would happen. This would be her method of revenge for the mime incident. As Frus tried some of it, he began to shake and his pupils dilated. Ivy grinned at this. This was even better than she'd expected! She watched him dart around the room hyper and drunkenly and fell to the floor laughing. After this continued for a while, the inevitable crash-and-burn period occurred. Frus tripped over Ivy's tail and actually fell asleep from the Ultimate Beer Version 2.0.

When he woke up, the Super Robot was still traveling through space. Then, Sprx decided to drive. He sat down and began to speed back toward Shuggazoom. Nova and Frus were both sitting down with Ivy between them, and their faces developed a greenish hue. Ivy noticed that they were both getting motion sickness from Sprx's driving.

"Aw, no! You guys ain't hurlin' on ME!" she said as she dove out of the way just in time to avoid becoming a walking motion-sickness-bag.

More time passed, and Sprx was banned from driving. Now, they all headed back as quickly as possible, with Antauri at the helm. Then, a random portal opened up and from it came Onyx and Jet. Ivy had no idea why they were there, but Frus had an idea.

"Tserof-7's energy field must have rubbed off onto the Super Robot," he explained.

"I don't care how that (bleep) Jet got here, all that matters is she's here for me to beat on. And it looks like she's brought her annoying older brother," Ivy growled. "Plus, I still want my revenge for that incident where Onyx threatened to kill me!"

"Well, you deserved it, you hyperactive little jerk!" Jet shouted.

"Did not, you demon spawn!"

"Watch how you talk to my sister, pipsqueak!" Onyx yelled, shoving Ivy to the ground.

"I'd watch it if I were you!" Frus shouted at Onyx. "Y'see, I'm really very protective of Ivy, and if you want to fight her, you'll have to fight me too!"

Onyx and Jet watched Ivy get back up and hover next to Frus.

"And I'm really very protective of Frus!" Ivy replied, eyes glowing.

"So that's the way it is, is it?" Onyx asked. "Fine."

So, Jet and Ivy got into a fight, as did Onyx and Frus. Jet started off by turning into her favorite leopard form, and pounced on Ivy, who retaliated with a telekinetic throw. Now, Onyx saw this and used his Tectonic Blast on her, causing Frus to create an iron hammer to attack him with. Onyx then turned his attention back to Frus and hit him with the Metal Control attack, which was answered by a metal shield on Frus' part and both counteracted each other. Jet, meanwhile, hit Ivy with her Tornado Kick. Ivy nailed her with a barrage of fireballs, with an Air Swipe Punch as an answer. As she was sent flying backward, she knocked Frus over, and Onyx attacked both with the Metal Change, making it into a sword. Frus got up and also made a sword and both got into a fight with those. As the fight began to bore Onyx, he turned his attention to Ivy and shouted one thing:

"NIGHTMARE SHADOW!"

Ivy became surrounded by a shadow and saw both a very large king cobra and a mutant hunter coming at her. She screamed in genuine terror, finally becoming overwhelmed and fainting. To take Frus down, Jet had Onyx put on an oxygen mask and used her Air Strike, causing him to pass out from lack of oxygen. Now, Jet and Onyx were just about to head for medical, because the other two did some pretty nice damage to them, when they got taken out by a different random portal.

When Ivy and Frus came to, the Super Robot was landing in Shuggazoom, where Skeleton King, his Formless, and that tailless orange dragon were beginning their invasion.

"I think we're in the right place," Frus said.

"Good call," replied Ivy.

"So, what are those things with them?"

"Formless."

"I see."

"Said the blind man to the deaf man."

Frus snickered at the comment and both went from where they were at the time (which was the hall) into the main room, only to find out that the team had already gone to their respective parts of the Super Robot.

"So, now what?" Frus asked.

"How 'bout we pay Nova a little visit?" Ivy answered with a smirk.

Both found their way down Nova's tube and found their way down.

"Hey, Nova!" they both shouted at the same time, making the yellow monkey jump in the air in surprise.

"DON'T EVER DO THAT AGAIN!" she shrieked.

They high-fived each other and snickered. A whole group of Formless converged on Cruiser 6, as well as all other parts. Looking to the back, Ivy and Frus thought of a way to get out so that they could help in the fighting. Frus controlled it so that there was a hole small enough for them to get through, and they went after the Formless. Ivy destroyed about a dozen of them by setting them on fire, while Frus made yet another sword and went on a Formless slicing spree. They were doing just fine until the dragon came over…and it was both fire and metal proof. As the Hyperforce was taking down Formless left and right, this dragon towered over the two.

"Holy crap," Ivy said in amazement, staring up at the dragon.

"You're tellin' me," agreed Frus.

"Who are you?" Ivy asked, eyes narrowed.

"I'm Ryuketsu," the dragon answered with a growl.

Before anyone could get another word in, Ryuketsu flew up and attacked. They dove out of the way just in time. The dragon launched another attack at them, with Frus shielding both himself and Ivy with some metal. Ivy was able to hit Ryuketsu with her painkinesis, not that it had that much of an effect, especially with the shield. It did, however, create a large tear in it.

"Okay. This is a setback," Frus muttered.

Ryuketsu made yet another attempt and breathed fire on a nearby building, causing it to burn down rapidly and the debris fell on Ivy and Frus before they could get out of the way. It was enough to take both of them out of all consciousness, as the Monkey Team kept fighting the masses of Formless.

And here is where Chapter 6 ends! On a CLIFFY! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Frus: HA! I KNEW SOMETHING BAD WOULD HAPPEN!

Ivy: Me too, but that's 'cause I know Beastfire a little too well.

Frus: By the way, Beastfire, are you aware that I've been unconscious about three times in this chapter?

Beastfire: Yup! And I just LOVE torturing you two!

Ivy: Trust me. Ya get used to it.

Beastfire: Next time, Ivy and Frus wake up in, you guessed it, Skeleton King's Citadel of Bone, and we learn more about Frus' life, as well as why Skeleton King wanted them in the first place. Please review!

Frus: AND how'd I get taken out so easily?

Beastfire: You guys got hit harder than you think. You're lucky to survive…don't worry, you both will, unless…(looks at Ivy)

Ivy: What? What are y- Oh, crap…you're not gonna- not again!

Beastfire: (laughs evilly)