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Revenge? Whatever!

Fred yelped and ran back up the stairs, but as he was running, Hermione fired her spell.

"(Insert spell here because I can't think of a cool word)!" She yelled as the charm shot out of her wand and hit Fred's back. She smiled and began chuckling as he collapsed on the stairs.

"What's happening?" He demanded as he felt himself go dizzy and he got a sudden stomach pain.

"Just a little pay back," she replied mysteriously and turned round to give Ginny the thumbs-up.

"Oh, so Ginny's behind this too," he said drunkenly. "Why do I feel so sick?"

"That's just the charm taking effect, it'll be over soon," she stated bluntly, obviously bored with how long it was taking. By now Ginny had joined her. She was smiling wickedly and rubbing her hands together menacingly. Fred, however, was beginning to turn pale, literally. His skin was turning white.

"That's not supposed to happen!" Hermione screeched. Ginny stopped laughing and shrieked.

"He's dying!" She screamed, then thought for a moment. "Oh well, I'm getting a pizza." She walked off, without a care in the world. Fred gipped, then laid quiet and still. Hermione couldn't breathe. What if she had killed him? She walked over and nudged him slightly with her foot. He twitched and she let out the air she had been holding in. At least he was alive. Suddenly, he sat bolt upright. Hermione gasped from the sudden movement. He scowled at her, then opened his mouth to speak.

"I'm afraid of the dark," he spoke, then clasped a hand to his mouth. He hadn't meant to say that. Hermione, stood shell-shocked for a few moments then burst out laughing. It had worked. She called Ginny and she came running up the stairs. When she saw the look on Fred's face, she joined Hermione in laughing. Fred looked indignant then opened his mouth again.

"I have never been kissed by a girl I liked," he gasped again. Hermione nearly bust a gut. Whereas Ron, who had joined them a few seconds ago with Harry wanted to know more. "Why, who else have you kissed?" He chuckled.

"Lavender on a dare, and I attempted to kiss Moaning Myrtle but it didn't work. That was a dare too," he sighed, obviously fed up with the stupid prank.

"Lavender Brown?" Ron cried.

"Yes," Fred moaned.

"Why do you care, anyway Ron?" Harry laughed, while punching him lightly in the arm. Ron turned bright red and muttered something in coherent, while pushing Harry downstairs.

"Oooooooo, more dirt," Ginny grinned and whipped out a notebook that was labelled 'Family Secrets'. Hermione was still laughing but she dragged Ginny down the stairs. She'd get more secrets from Fred later when she'd calmed down for a while. She had a really painful stitch. Fred wasn't too happy though, every time he opened his mouth, to ask Hermione to take the spell off, he blurted out a secret. It was hell for a prankster.

"HERMIONE! I MISSED MY MUM FOR THE FIRST TWO YEARS OF HOGWARTS!" He yelled, hoping she'd get the message to come back up, and sort him out. He heard her laughter getting louder, so he knew she was coming upstairs. He hid behind the nearest door which happened to be the bathroom, which was opposite the broom cupboard. First though, he grabbed some paper and a pen so he could say what he liked. When she got close enough, he jumped out and yelled so loud the house shhok slightly, but he misjudged his timing so when he jumped out, he pushed her into the cupboard.

"Get off me Fred!" She called from under him. But he was too busy writing to pay attention. He showed it to her and she read it aloud.

"I will when you take this spell off? Grr Fine then, you big, heavy lump. Finite incantem," she muttered while managing to point her wand at him. "Now get off me!"

"One minute, I don't believe- wait, yes! It's off! Thank the lords! YES!" He yelled rather loudly. Suddenly, there was a voice behind them.

"Ahem, why are you two lying on the floor in a broom closet, screaming?"