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Is this an Evil Sith OR A Whiney Two Year Old?
Darth Vader is awoken by a loudbang on the door from his master,
"Get up you lazy ass its time to take over throw the Republic"
"Master! I don't want to over throw the Republic it's to damn early Jedi knights aren't even up this early!"
"Oh but you're not a Jedi anymore are you! You chose the dark side and as a member of the sith you'll do as I say or I shall mutilate your face even more!"
"NO! Not my once beautiful face! You wouldn't dare!"
"I didn't say I wanted to play truth or dare with you Vader I said get up now do as I say damn it! Or suffer the consequences!"
"Alright, alright, I'm getting up."
"Good meet me in the control room in twenty minuets, if your late you'll be scrubbing this entire ship top to bottom for a week."
Vader rose to get his cape and proceeded to the control room to face his master…..