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Disclaimer: When I rule the world and billions bow down at my feet, Sailor Moon will be mine. For now the only thing bowing at my feet are my birds cause they're eating seeds off the floor.

"Bite me."

"Jackass."

"Bite me!"

"You're toxic."

"Bite…me."

"You started this!"

"SHUT UP BEFORE I RIP YOUR HEAD TO PIECES!"

Jadeite didn't flinch as Mars towered over him. "…Wanna go on a date?" There was a pregnant pause, in which every single person had stopped walking and turned to see how much bodily harm Mars would inflict.

"What?" she too seemed stunned by the change of events.

Jadeite said, as calmly as possible, "Do you want to go on a date with me? The movies, after this is over?"

A few eyes turned towards Venus, and she shrugged. There was no negative energy radiating from the two, in fact, it was as positive as it could get.

Mars seemed to let off steam, before she smiled sweetly. "Why Jadeite…I thought you'd never ask!" He seemed to be in shock that she hadn't killed him, and stood there, trying to figure out her next plan of action. Then she put a hand behind his neck, and he gulped as she drew him closer.

"C'mon, Jadeite. There's no need to be afraid! I don't bite…" Everyone leaned in closer, even Pluto, as the scene unfolded before them.

"I—I—I—I—I," he stuttered, at a loss for words. "Eigoo…" (A/N: Eigoo is my word! Pronounce it Ay-goo! Like a baby!)

No one noticed the spark of flame until it was too late. Jadeite screamed bloody murder and shot up a good twenty feet in the air. He pitched forwards and fell down, just as Zoicite conjured up a ball of water and doused him.

Jadeite moaned and looked at his armor, which had been burnt, but was now turning back to normal. Mars twirled one of his arrows in her hand, and blew the tip until the roaring flame on it died down.

She sauntered ahead of the and called back, "Come on, we've got a princess to find!" The senshi grinned madly at her antics, especially Uranus, who was not fond of the men her Princess hung around with. She still had issues with Endymion, even if he could crush people with terrifying earthquakes and other similarly fun things.

The shittenou tried desperately to hold their laughter in as Jadeite stood up and limped after them. Endymion smirked.

"You got what you were looking for Jadeite. You really shouldn't play with fire." He dodged a fireball thrown by the blond haired shittenou and laughed.

Jadeite wrinkled his nose. "You know, I swear you're in league with Pluto! That woman wants to kill me! Did you hear her back at your apartment? 'Time runs different in the mound!'

"That's from fairy tales, Jade." Zoicite automatically corrected him.

"Yeah, but she's so freaking pompous!" Jadeite whined.

"Jadeite, do you want to become fruitless?" The whining stopped as Jadeite found himself face to face with Pluto, who was pointing her staff…aw come on, you know where don't you?

He managed a smile. "N-no, Pluto-sama! I was merely making an observation, and I'm sorry for the misquote!"

Pluto smiled. "Good! And by the way, the trick with all the fishing lines won't work. I'll be awake." With that, she spun her staff and walked off.

Jadeite sighed. "Ah, shimatta! How're you supposed to prank the Guardian of Time?"

"Shut up and keep walking." Kunzite rolled his eyes at his friend's actions.

"Serenity…"

Usagi looked around. "Who's there?"

A dark figure glided to her across the misty land. "It is I, Serenity. You may call me Dark Lady. I am you, in a sense. A you, waiting to get out."

Usagi felt shivers run up and down her spine. This figure was dangerous. She tried to summon a light so she could see it's face, but her magic didn't work. Dark Lady laughed.

"Am I that stupid? Listen to me, Serenity. You must set me free."

"Never!" She couldn't do such a thing. She wanted to run, but Dark Lady held her back.

"Don't struggle, darling. You have no reason to stay here! Your friends have abandoned you, and you are fraternizing with the enemy! Your mother would be ashamed."

Usagi hung her head, and Dark Lady knew she had hit a weak spot.

"Yes, your mother died to save you and your friends, and look at how they repay her! You must take your revenge. You must."

"Revenge?" Usagi shook her head. "I don't believe in re—ah!" She cried out as Dark Lady tightened her grip and leaned in, so that Usagi caught sight of her face. She gasped; it was her own face, with an upside down black moon like Demando's, black hair, and menacing silver eyes.

"No…"

Dark Lady laughed. "You will always have me in you, Serenity. And unless you plan to release me, you will never truly be happy."

"If I let you go, you'll never return?" Usagi missed the twinkle in Dark Lady's eye.

"Of course I won't. I'll go someplace far, far away from here. Then you can live happily."

Usagi glanced down at her slippered feet, then at her evil counterpart. "You may be free…" She was swallowed up in the sounds of evil laughter, and felt herself being jerked around. Then a knife fell from the sky, aiming for her heart. She didn't scream, but summoned up all her powers.

A burst of light escaped her, and the knife disintegrated. The evil laughter continued, ringing in her ears.

Usagi awoke, gasping. She clutched at her heart, and her fingers brushed against the velvet pouch she had hung around her neck. She whimpered and curled up against her bed.

"Oh, mama…fifteen years, Mama. Fifteen years."

Pluto tapped her staff twice against the ground, and another swirling portal appeared. "We are here." She announced, and everyone took a breath.

"For Serenity." Venus called. They all nodded, and stepped forward into what could be their deaths.

…And the evil author ends the fic right here! (Sing that line.) I don't think I'll have time to update after this…I was on Spring Break all week, so at first it was easy, but now school…I will strive for you, minna-chan! Sayonara!