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Message sent at 0936 Hours, Day 4, Month 3, Year 3044
ATTENTION ROGUE SQUADRON:
A new recruit has recently joined your team, by the name of Dack Ralter. Please make him feel welcome.
The High Council
Message sent at 1003 Hours, Day 4, Month 3, Year 3044
ATTENTION REBELS:
The High Council would like to recognize Rogue Squadron, for being the bravest, smartest and most handsome Space Pilots in the Galaxy.
The High Council
Message sent at 1007 Hours, Day 4, Month 3, Year 3044
ATTENTION REBELS:
The High Council will not recognize Rogue Squadron in any way, and did not send that message. The prankster will most certainly be caught, and properly punished.
The High Council
Meeting Transcript: On the Subject of the Prank Message.
Declaration: New recruit Dack Ralter will have his terminal removed and will be on serving duty for a week.
Message sent at 1208 Hours, Day 4, Month 3, Year 3044
Wow, can you believe the new guy? It's his first day and already he is starting pranks. Now this is my kind of Rogue.
Janson
Message sent at 1210 Hours, Day 4, Month 3, Year 3044
What and we're not?
Hobs
Message sent at 1211 Hours, Day 4, Month 3, Year 3044
Of course, you're a good Rogue, Hobbie, but he's the new guy. I got to give him some credit for trying.
Janson
Message sent at 1213 Hours, Day 4, Month 3, Year 3044
Man I remember serving duty. Pretty nasty work, having to sweat over boiling pots of stew, not to mention the teasing you get from the other Squadrons.
Wedge
Message sent at 1215 Hours, Day 4, Month 3, Year 3044
What do you think this Dack guy is like?
Luke
Message sent at 1218 Hours, Day 4, Month 3, Year 3044
I don't know. He's young from what I hear, good pilot though, gunner too.
Hobs
Message sent at 1219 Hours, Day 4, Month 3, Year 3044
How about we invite him to have a drink with us, or something, you know, a get together sort of thing.
Janson
Message sent at 1220 Hours, Day 4, Month 3, Year 3044
Wes, you're not planning something are you?
Wedge
Message sent at 1222 Hours, Day 4, Month 3, Year 3044
Me I'm always planning something, but I think I'll be nice to the kid cause of the prank. Anyways, you read the Council's message; we're supposed to make him feel welcome.
Janson
Message sent at 1224 Hours, Day 4, Month 3, Year 3044
Since when do you listen to the Council?
Wedge
Message sent at 1225 Hours, Day 4, Month 3, Year 3044
Since never, but I'm busy with Jan.
Janson
Message sent at 1227 Hours, Day 4, Month 3, Year 3044
Wes, how are you busy with Jan? There is no you and Jan.
Luke
Message sent at 1228 Hours, Day 4, Month 3, Year 3044
Yeah, you keep asking her out but she always turns you down.
Hobs
Message sent at 1230Hours, Day 4, Month 3, Year 3044
She'll say yes this time.
Janson
Message sent at 1231 Hours, Day 4, Month 3, Year 3044
What makes you think that?
Wedge
Message sent at 1232 Hours, Day 4, Month 3, Year 3044
I'm gonna ask her real polite like. I've been practicing with Leia on a gentleman way to ask someone out. I figure that's what Jan wants, a real gentleman.
Janson
Message sent at 1233 Hours, Day 4, Month 3, Year 3044
Oh this is gonna be funny!
Hobbie
Message sent at 1234 Hours, Day 4, Month 3, Year 3044
I'll show you, I'll ask her right now.
Janson
Message sent at 1236 Hours, Day 4, Month 3, Year 3044
Jan, it would please me greatly if you would join me for dinner tomorrow night. A beautiful girl like you would be an honor to court with.
Wes Janson
Message sent at 1238 Hours, Day 4, Month 3, Year 3044
Geeze that has been the fifth time this month! For the last time Wes. I'm. Not. Interested. In. You. If you ask me one more time I swear I will come at you with my Sonic Rifle!
Jan
Message sent at 1240 Hours, Day 4, Month 3, Year 3044
Wes, I can't breath I'm laughing so hard!
Hobs
Message sent at 1241 Hours, Day 4, Month 3, Year 3044
Hey she has a Sonic Rifle? I want one!
Wedge
Message sent at 1242 Hours, Day 4, Month 3, and Year 3044
Did you hear about the power those things have? I heard they could blow a Stormtrooper's helmet clean off.
Luke
Message sent at 1243 Hours, Day 4, Month 3, Year 3044
Hey, what about me, I just got turned down…again!
Janson
Message sent at 1244 Hours, Day 4, Month 3, Year 3044
Yeah, so
Wedge
Message sent at 1246 Hours, Day 4, Month 3, Year 3044
So, you're supposed to pity me, and say not to give up, and say she'll come around eventually.
Janson
Message sent at 1247 Hours, Day 4, Month 3, Year 3044
Wake up Wes! Jan doesn't want to go out with you.
Wedge
Message sent at 1248 Hours, Day 4, Month 3, Year 3044
Wow, what great friends you are.
Janson
Journal of Jan Ors
Date: 3/4/3044
Mon Mothma gave me the Moldy Crow in exchange for the ship I left on Ord Mantell. She needs a lot of work, but I think she'll run like a dream.
I found something really strange among my older messages. I'm not sure why I got it, (at least the first bit, I got the last line loud and clear) but I've never seen anything like it. I have it attached right here.
Message sent at 1238 Hours, Day 3, Month 3, Year 3044
Come one, come all, and place your bets on the Princess and the Pirate. There are four categories in which you can place your bet, and here they are. You may change your bet at any time.
Here are the categories:
1. They Will Kill Each Other Within a Week (Two Weeks, Three Weeks – You Pick)
2. Between The Sheets In a Week (Two Weeks, Three Weeks – You Pick)
3. Kill Each Other Within a Day (Two Days, Three Days – You Pick)
4. Between The Sheets In a Day (Two Days, Three Days – You Pick)
P.S. Please go out with me.
Wes Janson
I have no clue what the heck that Wes Janson is up to, but he has done a betting ring on Han Solo and Princess Leia. How in the galaxy did he start this and why? I heard some guys talking in the corridors; they were saying how mad Leia was at Han. What did I miss while I was outracing TIE Fighters and saving Kyle's butt from those Dark Troopers?
Speaking of Kyle, he said something today that really got me mad. We were in the Mess Hall having lunch when Wedge walked up to us. He asked Kyle if he wanted to come and have a get together with the rest of Rogue Squadron and Han at the bar to welcome in the new guy. I nearly choked on my fork when he said that. The thought of a party with those guys seems nuts, but it was better than nothing. I asked him at what time, and Wedge sort of gave me this strange look.
"What?" I asked.
"Well you see, Jan, its sort of just for us guys" Wedge said.
"So just because I don't pack testosterone means I can't get an invite?" (I sorta saw Kyle wince at the word testosterone)
"No, it's just…" Wedge started to give some lame excuse, I didn't buy it.
"I think what Wedge is trying to say," Kyle broke n, "Is that there will be guys there. Intoxicated guys who will not be held responsible for their actions."
I understood, "Oh," I said, "That happened to me once. I had just joined the Alliance, and at this New Year's party some guy named Mag Dineer got a little drunk and tried to feel me up," Kyle raised an eyebrow, and Wedge looked sort of uncomfortable but I finished the story, "I broke his hand to help remind him to keep his hands to himself."
I swear I never saw a guy's eyes get so big, I thought Wedge was gonna wet his pants!
Kyle didn't seem to surprised, what can I say he saw what happened at the Cantina. He knows I hate it when men think with their…
Anyways, this ditzy girl named Shari Hulum comes waltzing up, swinging her hips like she owned the place. Shari and I met on a base back on Regalia. Kyle and Wedge sort of sucked in their breaths and went goo-goo eyed. Shari may be one of the dumbest girls of my gender, but she is also the prettiest. She walked up to me, and flipped her dyed blonde hair.
"Hey Jan," She said, "Me and the girls, were like wondering if you would like go to this like sleepover with us. After all, we are all like girls, and so like are you" (She said like fives times)
"Um, I'm not so sure Shari," I said.
"Please, the Princess is like going to be there, and we like sooooo want you to go."
By then I was getting sick of Kyle's staring at her cleavage, so I just told her that I would think about it.
"Awesomeness!" (Is that a word? "We like hope to see you like there," then she waddled away. Wedge and Kyle leaned in to see if they could see up her ultra-mini skirt.
"Pull your eyes back in your sockets Katarn," I ordered pulling Kyle back into reality.
"What was that about a sleepover?" Kyle asked. I wasn't surprised that he wasn't paying attention.
I told him that it was some dumb thing that girls will do when they are bored and feel like a nail-polishing fest.
"So I take it, you aren't going to go."
"I don't have to go to know what happens there," I replied. I actually got up and did an impression of Shari for him and Wedge, complete with likes.
Kyle just sort of nodded and shrugged, I asked him what that meant. He said nothing, but I knew better. Then he said the cruelest thing he has ever said to me.
He said, "I just see that you don't know how to be a woman."
My mouth fell open. He said that to me. To me!
"I know how to be a woman, I am a woman!" I snapped at him.
Wedge found that comment rather funny, and he started laughing, and I mean peels of it,
"Sure you do," Kyle said sarcastically, "When was the last time you hung out with," He leaned over to Wedge, "What do they call them?"
"Girlfriends, I think," Wedge said.
"Yeah, girlfriends."
"Well, I'm sorry, Kyle, but saving your precious hide from Boba Fett seemed more important than chatting with old friends," I replied.
Wedge looked at Kyle, "She saved you from Boba Fett?"
Kyle didn't respond to him, "Admit, you have never acted like a girl in your life."
I was so mad by then I was seeing red, by red I mean picturing Kyle's blood spattered across the walls, "I have too!"
Kyle just smile that cocky grin of his, the kind that starts that queasy feeling inside, except I was to furious to care at the time, "I bet you couldn't last the whole night with those girls."
"I know I could," I shot back, "You wanna bet wise guy, alright we'll bet. I bet you that I could spend the whole night with those breast-implanted idiots. Loser cleans and repairs the Crow for a month."
Kyle shook my hand, "Deal."
Wedge ran off to Force knows where. I just hope word doesn't get out about this stupid bet. I may just own a brush and hair ties for female accessories, but I'm certain I can win this bet.
At least I hope.
Message sent at 1409 Hours, Day 4, Month 3, Year 3044
ATTENTION, ATTENTION!
Thanks to my good friend, Wedge Antilles, a new bet has begun. Will Jan Ors succeed in proving that she has a feminine side? Place your bets to see how long she will last at the girl's slumber party.
The whole night
3-5 hours.
1 hour.
Not even a minute.
Journal of Princess Leia Organa
4th Day, 3rd Month, 3044th Year
What am I doing!
Some girls knocked on my door and begged me to come to their slumber party. My first thought was to slam the door in their faces. Since I am a diplomat, I told them politely that I might busy and may be unable to attend.
How my therapist found out, I really don't know. She is positively thrilled, saying that I need to get over my fear of slumber parties, and make some friends. Yeah, like she knows what she is talking about.
The last time I was invited to a mass quantity of females, Marcer Kit, the girl who invited me, wound up shooting me in the hip months later. And what about the scars on my back, not all of them have faded away and you can still see the pinpricks of Vader's stupid torture droids.
I hate my therapist. I hate her!
I agreed to go to make her shut up. Tonight I'm going to endure the torment of endless makeovers, and boring chatter about who's a slut and who's not.
At least that Jan Ors is going. I'll finally get to meet her. I have only seen her in the halls, or talking with Kyle. I don't know very much about her, but she is from Alderaan, so that's a plus.
Maybe she will have tips on how to forget about a guy, and fall out of love. I sure could use that. Why can't Han just leave here, and let me forget about him!
Message sent at 1536 Hours, Day 4, Month 3, Year 3044
Hey Kyle, can you change the bet to where if Jan loses she has to go out with me?
Janson
Message sent at 1537 Hours, Day 4, Month 3, Year 3044
No.
Kyle
Journal of Jan Ors
Date: 3/4/3044
Later that night
Well how this night turned out hasn't been much of a surprise. I'm seriously thinking about leaving now, bet or no bet.
I walked in with my little duffle bag of stuff, and immediately two pairs of perfumed and lotioned arms grabbed me and set me in a chair. Shari and her friends started to tug the tie out of my pony tail to do something to my hair and one girl had a nail brush ready to paint my broken nails.
Somehow I wiggled out of the group, and said it wasn't my turn, and I grabbed a girl and shoved her into the mass of makeup and curlers.
I tried to hide myself in the wall in order to avoid them. I saw the Princess walk in, and she became their next victim.
After everyone, except me, had curled their hair, painted their toes and plucked their upper lips, we got into our 'pajamas' as they called them. All of the girls looked at me funny when I put them on. I looked, but didn't see anything wrong with them. They are just a pair of gray sweatpants and a shirt. Granted they don't match, but it's not like I care, I just grabbed the first thing I saw and tossed them into the bag. All of the other girls had on frilly nighties, except for the princess who just wore simple pant and shirt outfit, similar to mine but they matched.
Anyways, after they stopped staring at me, Shari put on this Holovid. It's a romance one for goodness sake, about some Jedi named Revan and his girlfriend. Why should we even dwell on boring love stories that are pointless?
While they were watching, and while I watched the clock, I looked at Shari draped in her pink nightgown decked with bows and lace. Her blond hair was in curlers and that weird green slime stuff was on her face. An image popped into my head of Darth Vader wearing all of that under his armor, and it made me burst out laughing. All of the looked at me like I was nuts, but I couldn't stop laughing at the thought of Vader in a pink night gown complete with matching underwear.
Eventually the other girls told me to shush, and went back to the Holovid watching as Revan some Kinrath Hounds in order to save his love. I caught the Princess' eye, and she gave me a smile. Imagine that, Leia smiled at me. She seems nice; I just hope she doesn't think I'm crazy because of that laughing bit.
Uh oh, something is going on with Leia; they are saying something about beauty enhancement, and needles. Huh? I'm gonna find out what is going on.
Journal of Princess Leia Organa
Day 4th, Month 3rd, Year 3044th
After the Sleepover
Well I'm away from those girls, how it happened is quite an amazing story.
While we were watching the Holovid, a scene came on with that bald character Malak, torturing Bastila. I shut my eyes, and refused to watch, having now been forced to relive the torture I endured from a Sith Lord also.
At this point, I assume he used a pain droid on her, and someone commented that he must be trying to make her more beautiful or something. Why else would he be sticking needles in her back?
"Hey Leia has some of those," a girl said, "Did you get a beauty enhancer?"
I was shocked by the question, that I didn't notice that one of the girls had lifted the back of my nightshirt.
"Yep, I think she had beauty treatments done."
"So that's what those were."
"Why didn't you tell us Leia?"
I thought for sure I was going to cry, my eyes were glued to the set as I watched the girl endure the treatments from the Sith Lord. Except I pictured me on that slab instead, and Vader as the Dark Lord.
"You idiots!" Someone shouted.
Silence spread thickly throughout the room, and I turned to see Jan Ors standing from her seat in the back corner.
"Beauty enhancers, do you ever think about anything else besides makeup, and hair dye?" She asked, "Have you ever seen a real battle, with people dying and the Empire spreading like a plague? Do you even care?"
"What are you talking about?" That girl, Shari asked.
"I mean you don't know anything do you?" Jan replied, "Why would you fight for the Rebellion? You're too ditzy to care; you and the Emperor would probably get along great. He's an evil usurper and you are nail polish addict with no brain. It would be so easy to corrupt you."
"But I'm not addicted to nail polish," Shari replied, "It's not a drug."
Jan just rolled her eyes, and muttered something that sounded like 'Why do I even bother?'
She walked over to me, and asked if I wanted to go.
I couldn't get out of there faster.
After we were several corridors away, she said, "Sorry about that."
"About what?" I asked.
"Those girls have no consideration of others, and no brain in their heads."
"You already said that to Shari," I replied with a smile.
"Yeah I know," Jan said with a shrug, "They still shouldn't have done that."
I didn't say anything, just stared at my bare feet, which were cold because of the weather outside.
"Come on, you can come crash at my place," Jan said leading the way.
She slipped her key into her door pass, and we walked in. A lump was lying on the couch in the dark. I screamed when I saw it.
Jan coolly flicked on the light, and glared at Kyle, 'The Lump'
"What the heck are you doing here!"
"Wedge and the rest of the Rogue Squadron were to drunk after the bar, so they are now unconscious in the floor of my apartment," Kyle replied, "Wes snores to loud, and there isn't much room, so I thought I would come here."
Jan made a fake pouty face, "Aw, well that's just too bad; go tell them to make room. Me and Leia are staying here."
Kyle made a face, "Can't I stay?"
"No!" Jan yelled, grabbing a pillow from under his head and whacking him with it, "Get out!"
"Alright, alright, I'm going," He said, "have fun cleaning the Crow this month."
I raised an eyebrow at his comment. Clean the Crow
"Good, he's gone," Jan said after checking the hall.
"You just let him walk in like that?' I asked very curios as to why she would allow a man to be in her apartment."
"Well technically I didn't let him walk in, I didn't know he was here, but yeah he has a key."
"Why?"
"I don't know, he's a friend," Jan said, "Besides, our job generally means if it's over night, we share a bedroom."
Why did the memory of me sleeping in the same bed with Han, as we poised as a couple on Kealion pop into my head like that?
Jan and I had a wonderful conversation with a Holovid on, this time it wasn't a romance, but an action movie about the Mandalorian Wars. It turns out, Jan keeps a journal too, but not because of a therapist. Her father on Alderaan told her to document her life in the Rebellion, and it became a habit.
I really opened up to Jan, and even told her about my capture with Vader.
"The hardest thing is," I admitted, "Is that no one seems to understand."
Jan nodded a little, "Can I show you something?" Then she lifted up the back of her shirt. Running up and down her spine were faded needle marks, and other scars that had to have come from pain droids.
I was too shocked to say anything.
"You're not alone," Jan said.
Then she told me about how she was captured by the Empire, and tortured too. That's how she met Kyle, he felt guilty for what was happening, and when she revealed the truth about his father's murder he got her out of there. Jan even admitted that sometimes she has nightmares about the torture, but that she learned to put it behind her. I think I'm going to start that too. She even told me why she burst out laughing while watching that Holovid. She imagined Vader dressed in curlers and mud masks, and when she described him it made me start laughing. Me laughing at Vader!
I'm glad now that I have a friend.
Message sent at 0856 Hours, Day 5, Month 3, Year 3044
Hey is anybody up?
Dack
Message sent at 0859 Hours, Day 5, Month 3, Year 3044
We're up, but barely alive.
Wedge
Message sent at 0901 Hours, Day 5, Month 3, Year 3044
Thanks for the drinks at the bar that was fun.
Dack
Message sent at 0902 Hours, Day 5, Month 3, Year 3044
No problem, can we talk again when my head isn't pounding?
Wedge
Message sent at 0904 Hours, Day 5, Month 3, Year 3044
Hey, that's no way to talk to the new guy.
Janson
Message sent at 0905 Hours, Day 5, Month 3, Year 3044
I don't care; this is all your fault anyways.
Wedge
Message sent at 0906 Hours, Day 5, Month 3, Year 3044
My fault!"
Janson
Message sent at 0907 Hours, Day 5, Month 3, Year 3044
If you hadn't come up with that welcome party I wouldn't be hung over!
Wedge
Message sent at 0909 Hours, Day 5, Month 3, Year 3044
Ah, but Wedgie my boy, I didn't force you to drink those straight shooters like that.
Janson
Message sent at 0911 Hours, Day 5, Month 3, Year 3044
Shut up!" And don't call me Wedgie!
Wedge
Message sent at 0915 Hours, Day 5, Month 3, Year 3044
Hey Wes, thanks for the party again.
Dack
Message sent at 0916 Hours, Day 5, Month 3, Year 3044
No problem my friend
Janson
Message sent at 0917 Hours, Day 5, Month 3, Year 3044
We're just glad Wes paid.
Hobs
Message sent at 0919 Hours, Day 5, Month 3, Year 3044
Hmph
Janson
Message sent at 0923 Hours, Day 5, Month 3, Year 3044
Man, this is the worst hangover I've ever had.
Luke
Message sent at 0924 Hours, Day 5, Month 3, Year 3044
Who's not hung-over?
Wedge
Message sent at 0926 Hours, Day 5, Month 3, Year 3044
Well Han, of course, he never gets drunk, except when Leia is on a date with some guy.
Janson
Message sent at 0927 Hours, Day 5, Month 3, Year 3044
Oh, Wes do you think of anything else?
Hobs
Message sent at 0929 Hours, Day 5, Month 3, Year 3044
Nope, except a gorgeous pilot with long legs and deep blue eyes.
Janson
Message sent at 0931 Hours, Day 5, Month 3, Year 3044
Huh?
Dack
Message sent at 0932 Hours, Day 5, Month 3, Year 3044
Don't mind him, he just wants this girl to go out with him, but she keeps turning him down.
Hobs
Message sent at 0934 Hours, Day 5, Month 3, Year 3044
Who is she?
Dack
Message sent at 0935 Hours, Day 5, Month 3, Year 3044
Jan Ors.
Hobs
Message sent at 0936 Hours, Day 5, Month 3, Year 3044
Oh, her. Who doesn't want to go out with her?
Dack
Message sent at 0938 Hours, Day 5, Month 3, Year 3044
Wait a minute, you know her?
Wedge
Message sent at 0939 Hours, Day 5, Month 3, Year 3044
Yeah, sort of. I mean I never met her personally, or Kyle, until last night I mean.
Dack
Message sent at 0941 Hours, Day 5, Month 3, Year 3044
What do you know about her? Did she ever talk about a Wes Janson, or want to date any handsome pilots like me?
Janson
Message sent at 0944 Hours, Day 5, Month 3, Year 3044
Wes, give the guy some space before you force him to think about your lack of love life.
Luke
Message sent at 0945 Hours, Day 5, Month 3, Year 3044
Its okay Luke, and no Wes, I never met her, as I said before. I just heard about her while I was still training.
Dack
Message sent at 0947 Hours, Day 5, Month 3, Year 3044
So what did you learn about her?
Janson
Message sent at 0948 Hours, Day 5, Month 3, Year 3044
I know she is from Alderaan, and that she was captured by the Empire a few years back.
Dack
Message sent at 0949 Hours, Day 5, Month 3, Year 3044
WHAT!
Janson
Message sent at 0949 Hours, Day 5, Month 3, Year 3044
She was captured by the Empire? How did that happen?
Wedge
Message sent at 0950 Hours, Day 5, Month 3, Year 3044
I don't know, but I know that's how she met Kyle.
Dack
Message sent at 0951 Hours, Day 5, Month 3, Year 3044
I heard Kyle was a Stormtrooper, but he met her when she was captured?
Luke
Message sent at 0952 Hours, Day 5, Month 3, Year 3044
Yep, you see he was told back at an Academy that his father was murdered by us, the Rebels, he ended up joining the Empire. When Jan was captured she told him the truth about his execution by the Empire. I guess he figured he owed her one and helped her escape.
Dack
Message sent at 0955 Hours, Day 5, Month 3, Year 3044
Interesting, so that's how they met?
Janson
Message sent at 0956 Hours, Day 5, Month 3, Year 3044
Yeah, rumor has it that they met before, but I don't know for sure.
Dack
Message sent at 0957 Hours, Day 5, Month 3, Year 3044
Really, and what is that rumor?
Janson
Message sent at 0958 Hours, Day 5, Month 3, Year 3044
Oh well I heard that while Kyle was still an Imperial he attacked that same base Jan was stationed at and let her go, but I don't know if its true or not.
Dack
Message sent at 10000 Hours, Day 5, Month 3, Year 3044
Wait, so he let her go?
Janson
Message sent at 1001 Hours, Day 5, Month 3, Year 3044
Yeah, but as I said it's just a rumor.
Dack
Message sent at 1002 Hours, Day 5, Month 3, Year 3044
And she doesn't know about it?
Janson
Message sent at 1003 Hours, Day 5, Month 3, Year 3044
Well, no I guess not, if it's true.
Dack
Message sent at 1004 Hours, Day 5, Month 3, Year 3044
Wes what are you doing interrogating the poor guy like this?
Hobs
Message sent at 1006 Hours, Day 5, Month 3, Year 3044
How did she feel about Kyle after he helped her escape?
Janson
Message sent at 1007 Hours, Day 5, Month 3, Year 3044
What are you doing, Wes?
Hobs
Message sent at 1008 Hours, Day 5, Month 3, Year 3044
I don't know. She did charge up to Mon Mothma when some of the officers put Kyle in prison after her escape. Apparently she was the one who convinced Mon Mothma to sign Kyle on as a Mercenary.
Dack
Message sent at 1009 Hours, Day 5, Month 3, Year 3044
Wes, Hobbie, Luke and I want to know what is going on.
Wedge
Message sent at 1011 Hours, Day 5, Month 3, Year 3044
I'm such an idiot!
Janson
Message sent at 1012 Hours, Day 5, Month 3, Year 3044
Of course you are, now tell us what the hell is going on!
Wedge, Hobbie and Luke
Message sent at 1013 Hours, Day 5, Month 3, Year 3044
Why didn't I see this before!
Janson
Message sent at 1014 Hours, Day 5, Month 3, Year 3044
See what before?
Luke
Message sent at 1015 Hours, Day 5, Month 3, Year 3044
That's why she didn't want to go out with me.
Janson
Message sent at 1015 Hours, Day 5, Month 3, Year 3044
WHAT IS IT!
Wedge, Hobbie, Luke and Dack
Message sent at 1016 Hours, Day 5, Month 3, Year 3044
You mean you guys don't get it?
Janson
Message sent at 1017 Hours, Day 5, Month 3, Year 3044
Get what!
Hobs
Message sent at 1018 Hours, Day 5, Month 3, Year 3044
Jan doesn't want to go out with me because she has unrequited love for Kyle, and he feel the same. Now I understand perfectly!
Janson
Message sent at 1020 Hours, Day 5, Month 3, Year 3044
Oh no.
Wedge
Message sent at 1021 Hours, Day 5, Month 3, Year 3044
No Wes, don't do this again.
Hobs
Message sent at 1022 Hours, Day 5, Month 3, Year 3044
You may have something here, Wes.
Dack
Message sent at 1023 Hours, Day 5, Month 3, Year 3044
Yeah! Someone finally agrees with me! Now I'll have to show all of the evidence and start another poll about Jan and Kyle.
Janson
Message sent at 1025 Hours, Day 5, Month 3, Year 3044
No, not another one of those.
Hobs
Message sent at 1026 Hours, Day 5, Month 3, Year 3044
Wes, we are not Matchmakers, we are broke pilots. And you made us broke!
Wedge
Message sent at 1027 Hours, Day 5, Month 3, Year 3044
But I have a good feeling about this one. Come on, it'll be easy, they have known each other for years, and never fight like Han and Leia.
Janson
Message sent at 1029 Hours, Day 5, Month 3, Year 3044
That…that doesn't mean anything. They could just be good friends.
Wedge
Message sent at 1030 Hours, Day 5, Month 3, Year 3044
Why can't you give it up like you did Han and Leia?
Hobs
Message sent at 1031 Hours, Day 5, Month 3, Year 3044
I haven't given up on them, but I think I should let them cool down until I can figure out something to hook them up. With Kyle and Jan it will be a snap!
Janson
Message sent at 1033 Hours, Day 5, Month 3, Year 3044
Yeah, I'll snap your neck.
Hobs
Message sent at 1034 Hours, Day 5, Month 3, Year 3044
Come on guys, we need to do this. I want to at least ensure that one couple finds the truth about their feelings and admits it. I mean, its or civic duty. Now who's with me?
Janson
Message sent at 1035 Hours, Day 5, Month 3, Year 3044
I'm with you.
Dack
Message sent at 1036 Hours, Day 5, Month 3, Year 3044
Excellent, and you Wedge?
Janson
Message sent at 1038 Hours, Day 5, Month 3, Year 3044
Hobbie?
Janson
Message sent at 1039 Hours, Day 5, Month 3, Year 3044
Guys?
Janson
Message sent at 1040 Hours, Day 5, Month 3, Year 3044
Is anybody there?
Janson
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