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September 13, 23:25 PM:
Dear diary.
I'M A GENIUS!
I Ginevra Molly Weasley avenged my destroyed honor!
Me! Yes, ME ME ME ME ME!
How do you ask, okay I'll tell you, I just hope that IcklBillius (a.k.a my stupid sibling Ronald King of Dorks) won't found you…or go after me after he gets back from his detention.
Okay, so today at breakfast I had some time to talk with Harry (he was so cute with his eating and his dimples showing-did you know that he has the most adorable dimples ever? Wait why am I writing on Harry? He's only my friend –a friend that I would love to lock in Room of Requirement and do things that make Dumbledore's beard go red…WHO WROTE IT!) We decided that if I want to go with my plan (I leave you on the adage until I tell you all about Ron's reaction) it has to happen before he's (Ron) potions class.
So after History of magic I raced to the common and left a diary I conjured at class (don't be so Hermione-ish on me it was Binns so no harm was made) and wrote in it several twisted things…
I was at lunch when I heard him yelling his way to the Great Hall with the fake diary in his hands and he was raving mad!
VICTORY!
He ran to the table like a possessed man (or woman, he does have some womanly quality…how bizarre…) and he was so red in his face...
Ron: YOU! (Pointing at the teachers table) YOU BABY RAPIST! YOU SCUM! YOU SON OF A BITCH! (He ran towards Snape)
Snape: WEASLEY! YOU MORONIK IDIOT! HOW DARE YOU!
Ron: HOW DARE I? YOU'LL JUST WAIT! I'LL REPORT YOU TO THE MINISTERY!
Snape (surprisingly calm): on what affair are you going to report me?
Ron: YOU HAVING AN ILLEGAL RELATIONSHIP WITH MY BABY SISTER!
Me (with the great power to keep my face stern and not laugh): WHAT!
Ron: I READ YOUR DIARY GINEVERA!
Me: when?
Ron: RIGHT NOW IN THE COMMON ROOM AND I KNOW ALL ABOUT YOU AND THE SLIME BALL HERE JUST WAIT TILL MUM HEARS ABOUT THIS! AND YOU (he turned around to Snape, he was so crazy that moment that he didn't noticed me winking at Dumbledore signing him not to worry- he gave the oddest smile )
Me: YOU READ MY DIARY! HOW DARE YOU?
Ron: YOU'RE LUCKY I DID…I WANT YOU HEAR THIS GINEVERA…I'LL READ IT TO THE ENTIRE SCHOOL SO EVERYONE WILL KNOW HOW THAT GIT'S MIND WORKED ON YOU!
"September 10.
I'M SO GLAD THAT SEVERUS AND ME (Hermione: Ginny, it's Severus and I) FELL INLOVE, I JUST HOPE THAT AFTER OUR FIRST NIGHT TOGETHER (Ron glared daggers at poor Snape-did I just pitied Snape?) AND ALL THE THINGS HE DID WITH HIS TONGUE… (The whole school gasped and glared at me, but I was laughing along with Harry –my partner in crime- and Ron was about to chock Snape)
Me: Billius! You fool! That's not my diary! Why would I ever do things like those with Snape, No offence Professor…
Snape (you know, when his not crabby in Potions Snape can be a really cool guy, too bad he isn't familiar with shampoo, otherwise he could be somewhat good looking –whoa there Ginny, saying that the grease ball can be cool is one thing, suggesting that he's good looking could make you Lockhart's roommate) : none taken Ms. Weasley
Ron: That not your diary…
Me: No… (Smirk like hell)
Ron (now red from embarrassment): t…t…th…tha...That's not her diary (big sound of gulping as he turned to face Snape raging form) s-s-s-s-sorry professor?
And then guess what he did next?
HE SQUEAKED! I MADE MY BROTHER SQUEAK!
I had to leave the Great Hall together with Harry (love of my life- WHO KEEPS ON WRITING STUFF LIKE THIS?) because I was on the verge of going insane from what that just happened…
Billius got himself into two months detention not only with Snape but with Filch, McGonagall, and with Madam Pomfrey he also had to go to Dumbledore once a week for anger management.
Everyone knows (beside stupid Ron) that the diary was fake and that I'm responsible for what happened to Ron.
Wait a second Harry (YUM-STOP IT!) Is coming over here…I'll be right back.
CRUMBLING PAPER SOUND
I shall not cry!
I won't cry!
I refuse to cry!
Not crying…
Still not crying…
I never cry….never do you hear me? NEVER!
Bugger this! I have to go to the bathroom.
September 14 01:15:
My world has fallen apart…I'm ruined…I think I should tell Ron the truth, that's a sure way to die and that's what I want…
How could he do this to me? I thought we were on the right way?
You probably asking yourself what the hell happened and why I'm so suicidal, I'll tell what happened…
HE ASKED HER OUT!
HE ASKED THAT AIR HEAD OUT! TO HOGSMEADE! ON WHAT SUPPOSED TO BE OUR DAY TOGHETER!
Who am I talking about?
Harry…he asked Luna out!
Luna "loony" Lovegood!
Luna my-best-friend-from-Ravenclaw Lovegood!
And she said yes. Just like that…in her dreamy voice she said yes…
Stupid Luna…stupid date…stupid Harry …fine I love him! Okay? I LOVE HARRY POTTER! DO YOU WANT IT TO BE CLEARER?
FINE!
September 14 01:17 AM:
Dear diary!
I LOVE HARRY JAMES POTTER!
I LOVE THE-BOY-WHO-LIVED-TO-TAKE–BLOODY-LUNA-LOVEGOOD-ON-A-BLOODY-FRIKKIN'-NUTTY-LOONY-DATE!
I fancy his pants off! I want to play tonsil hockey with! I want to marry him, divorce him and then marry him again just to show the world how much I love this stupid, idiotic, daftest boy I ever fell in love with…
Is that good enough for you?
He told me that he asked her out on his way back from dinner…I nodded in silence and faked a smile as he got up to brake the news to Ron and Hermione.
He said that I'm his best mate (mate! You DOLT! I'm your soulmate, not you mate!) And he wanted me to know first, how sweet…maybe you should also spit on me, Harry, just to rub it more in my face.
I have to go to sleep….perhaps if I'm lucky I'll wake up tomorrow and find that it was all a bad dream
Adieu mon diary, I shall fall asleep in my bitter sea of sorrow.
Love Ginny (formally known as Red Cannon Weasley and now known as the Blue Cannon)
P.S
It's Blue Cannon because I'm blue (:bitter laugh and bitter cough: blue as in depressed not as in: hay I'm in the blue.
Blue Cannon Weasley
P.S No.2
Isn't blue the color of Ravenclaw?
It is!
Forget it! I'm not blue! I hate being blue. Blue is ugly!
From this moment I disown the color blue! Ha ah ! I won! I'm not blue anymore!
Love, now not the Blue Cannon Weasley.
P.S no.3
Oh, bloody hell!
I hate being blue
Okay I am depressed
I hate Luna! And for your big fat information she told me the other day that she has a thing (thing my arse!) for Neville!
Screwy Bitch!
I'll just hope that tomorrow I will find it was all a joke, a very sick one, but still a joke.
Love, just plain depressed Ginny.
September 14 07:45 AM:
It wasn't.
He's still going to date that nutty loon.
Ginny
A/N: again i can only say it will get longer and better...RR
SnowFlakeGinny