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Hogsmeade, September 28, 13:38 PM:
Dear Tom.
Oops wrong diary…let's start this again…
Hogsmeade, September 28, 13:39 PM:
Mon diary.
Let's make this clear if toy have any questions.
Yes, I am spying after Harry (Mon amore! How I long to hold you in my arms and play with that massy hair of yours) and after BILBO (shortness for BITCHY LOONY BIMBO a.k.a Luna).
Right now I'm in Quality Quidditch behind the third shelf at the literature section (who needs books about flying its either you got it or not!) when I sow the most dreadful thing ever!
She giggled! She actually giggled and not her usual look-at-me-I'm-so-dreamy-and-wired giggle but she giggled like a girl.
I knew it; I knew that she repress her blondness and she had to do it on Harry, MY HARRY! Oh if I could just reach out and choke her skinny throat, even Harry was a little surprised by this, in fact he was a little scared (who has a second thought on asking her out now!) when she giggled.
BAH!
OH SHIT! OH SHIT! OH SHIT! OH SHIT! OH SHIT! OH SHIT! OH SHIT! OH SHIT! OH SHIT! OH SHIT! OH SHIT! OH SHIT! OH SHIT! OH SHIT! OH SHIT! OH SHIT! OH SHIT! OH SHIT! OH SHIT! OH SHIT! OH SHIT! OH SHIT! OH SHIT! OH SHIT! OH SHIT! OH SHIT!
OH SHIT! OH SHIT! OH SHIT! OH SHIT! OH SHIT! OH SHIT! OH SHIT! OH SHIT! OH SHIT! OH SHIT! OH SHIT! OH SHIT! OH SHIT!
Be right back. If not call Madam Pomfrey.
Ginger Bun.
Three Broomsticks, September 28, 14:04 PM:
Diary of mine,
My head is in great pain, well not just my head, but my entire body.
And it's all her bloody fault!
She kissed him! Do you believe that? She really kissed him!
While I was writing in you, my dear diary, and right after Satan's daughter giggled ;shudders; she wrapped her octopus like hands and smacked her bloody mouth on his.
Poor Harry, he was more overwhelmed by this then her giggle, that he fell over, yes you guessed it right, he fell over the third shelf at the literature section and me with my good luck, got hit not by only one book, God Forbid No, I got hit with the entire set of the Encyclopedia of Quidditch segments A-L (it was a set of books not one book) and at the same time I had to scream and run away without looking like a possessed girl (ironic, I know),out of the store.
So here I am , at the pub drinking butterbear to drown my sorrow and I have to look and the two of them being lovey-dovey to each other.
Here comes Ferret Boy to rub it my face.
Wait! I had an epiphany!
See you soon (if I'm not dead after what I'm going to do)
Gin Tonic
Hospital Wing, September 29, 01:16 AM:
I'm laying in a bed next to Harry.
I'm a genius! A mastermind! And all that.
Why do you ask? I'll tell you why. Because I discovered the power of jealousy!
MOHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA(again, I just adore my evil diarylaugh!) MOHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Where was I? Ah yes….jealousy….greed….. of these words sum up in one….Desire.
You see, dear diary of mine, at the same moment that Ferret Boy came to rub Harry and BILBO's date, I as you remember had an epiphany.
Let me just tell you what went on…
F.B (Ferret Boy): well, well, well, poor little Weaselette sees Pot-Head with the loon, what a sour sight.
Me: piss off fart prince.
F.B: boohoo, is the little girl heart broken?
Me: I said go away, or else you suffer the consequences.
F.B: Really?
Me: yes, really.
F.B: and tho-before I go ant further I would like to clarify few things: 1) I was not on my right mind. 2) Harry was watching (I never left my eye sight of him so I know, believe me, I know.) the whole thing. 3)that bitch smirked at me…she smirked at me!
Poor F.B's words were cut off because I kissed him.
Yes, that's what I said. I kissed him. I kissed Draco Malfoy. I wasn't that bad if you like your kisses wet and full of tongue action.
After that, all hell brake loose!
Harry came to where we snogged (it turned to a mini snog session-I didn't mind that really, and that's only because I'm emotionally wounded) and grabbed Draco off me, and punched him.
He really, really punched him! But then Draco punched him back and they started to fight…however I was more shocked when Neville came and instead of helping Harry he punched him too, an then he and Harry began to wrestle each other, so I took my chance and leaped over to Luna and gave her a right hook and she fainted, she's such a wimp!
Suddenly every male in the pub joined the fight and it became to one of those muggle pub riot.
All in all, it was a pretty good day.
I have to go to sleep because Madam Pomfrey is coming.
Love,
Sugar Ray Weasley.
P.S
I'm in the hospital wing because stupid Pansy Parkinson started wrestling me because as she said "I'm a filthy blood traitor boyfriend stiller" ,seriously Pansy, if I really wanted Draco could have been mine seeing how he reacted to my kiss.
I think he moaned something that sounds like"who's your daddy" I wanted to puke then and there but that would have been rude.
MOHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA and goodnight
Red Cannon Weasley.
P.S no.2
Luna is here too, but only because after she returned to consciousness Cho Change charged her and beaded her up, I wonder what that was all about, especially when Cho saw that Luna was unconscious again she winked at me, and said : YOU GO AND GET YOUR MAN!
Thanks Merlin that I'm not a Ravenclaw.
Farewell dearest diary.
The most lovable Weasley in the world, Ginny.
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