A/N: ARGH! Can you believe it? I was supposed to post it months ago, honestly. But I think I did something wrong with the diskette that contained this chapter. So all that was written got lost.

Notes: Please view the scene with humor. Do not take it seriously or else the fic won't work right.

Akabane and Kagami- Of Jealousy and Seduction

Ban stared, eyebrows going up, at an approaching Akabane Kuroudo. He still had that eerie smile etched on his face; it never changed, really. Which was freaky. "What the hell do you want, Jackal?"

Akabane continued to smile. "Well… I was just looking for Ginji-san."

Ban cautiously surveyed his surroundings, including Dr. Jackal. They were at the Honky Tonk, and, thank God, they were the only ones there, excluding Paul and…

Ginji!

"Ah…" Akabane sighed. He took of his black hat, sitting in one of the stools at the café. "Ginji-san. The person I was just looking for."

Ginji shuddered; he just knew something was wrong when he woke up that minute. The sight that greeted him was just plain bad. "Err… Akabane-san." He forced a smile, rubbing his nape.

Akabane approached Ginji, sloooooooowwwwwly. Ginji, in the meanwhile, hyperventilated. "Ahehehe… erm, hi Akabane-san. May I help you?"

Akabane didn't reply. Instead, his right hand roamed from Ginji's cheeks down to his neck, down to his chest.

Ginji fainted.

Ban's jaw dropped. Sure, Akabane was seductive and likes to toy with everyone. But not that far. He knew he should stop whatever Akabane was doing, but his feet were glued to the floor.

But then, just as Akabane's hand started to roam downwards, another person entered the café.

Kagami Kyouji.

Kagami widened his eyes, and opened his mouth in surprise at the sight before him. He frowned, blushing.

Akabane smiled, once again. "Kyouji-kun. Ohayou."

Kagami's frown deepened. "Ohayou." He deadpanned, taking a seat at a stool beside Akabane. "What the hell are you doing?"

Akabane turned to the new-comer. "Nothing." He smiled. Let me remind you that poor Ginji is not yet released from Akabane's grip.

Kagami glared at Akabane. "I hate you."

Akabane pretended to be surprised. He then did this in three seconds: threw Ginji's body to Ban, turned to Kagami, kissing him hard, fully on the lips.

"Whoa!" Ban was surprised when Akabane shoved Ginji towards him. Now he wanted to thank Kami-sama because he was gifted with fast reflexes and was able to catch his best friend before he hit the floor.

Kagami Kyouji widened his eyes. "Mmph!" he tried to push Akabane away from him, but he was all wobbly, especially now. When Akabane pulled away, he blinked.

"Still hate me?"

Kagami slowly shook his head.

Akabane actually grinned. "Good. Now shall we proceed?" he then took off- wait, ripped off all of Kagami's clothing.

Ban's jaw dropped. "Oi, Jackal! Kagami! Don't do it here, I beg you!"

But all words were silence for Kagami and Akabane who now had a lot of fun.

Ginji, who had just woke up, fainted again at the sight. Now it is Ban's turn to faint. Before he did so, all he heard were cries of ecstasy/pain and two people… err, grunting.

Akabane licked a tear that fell from Kagami's eye. "Feel better?" When Kagami nodded, Akabane smiled. "Good. Then let's do it again."

They did it four times that hour.

Akabane smiled. "Feel better?"

This time, Kagami shook his head. "No more! So stop it."

Akabane sighed. "Fine."

"Hn."

They both got dressed. As Kagami was about to leave, Akabane caught him by the wrist. Akabane tilted Kagami's chin with a finger, kissing him once again. "I love you."

Kagami blushed, a small smile forming on his lips. Akabane didn't need any words; he was happy that way.

Akabane pulled away. "I really do. And… Kyouji-kun?"

"Hm?"

"Merry Christmas."

A/N: That was a bit dirty. Hehehe… and now I realize that I must not include Akabane in any of my fics because it's hard to make him move without him being OOC. Hehe. Til next time!