Disclaimer: I may not have written The Harry Potter books but I can sire jump like a hyperactive bunny!
A/N: if you ever wondered I have also two other Fics that I would love if you read and reviewed them, you can look for them in my author's page! Have a good day and an enjoyable reading!
Ancient Runes, October 7th, 11:26 AM
Dear diary of Ginevra Weasley!
Ginny asked me (Audrey!) to write in you because she's too depressed and tormented to write in her Precious Protocol of Action-Packed Life (she made me write this, not so depressed as she said if you ask me…)
Anywho, sweet little Ginny Bear, was really (Ginny: still am!) hurt when her older brother Ron (Ginny: I lost my older brother Ronald when a hyperactive bunny ate him on a sugar overdose) said what he said (Ginny: I thought I told that I lost my brother to a hyperactive bunny!) and hurt my little red muffin (Ginny: where did that came from?) so much that cannot even snog The-Boy-Who-Lived-to-Be-Lip-Smacking! (Ginny: are you trying to get my Harry? Remember what happened to Luna…all in all my cuddly Gin Gin is upset.
Meanwhile, dear diary that I don't possess (got that Ginny? Possess! Ha ha ha I'm funny! Ginny: you should really have to stop drinking in the early hours), guess what happened to me (Audrey!)? Let me tell you…
(Ginny: she's doing that flashback thingy…)
Me (Audrey): Adam can you please pass me the butter?
Adam: sure thing, love.
Me: thanks.
Adam: no problem.
Me: Adam?
Adam: yes love?
Me: can you pass me the pumpkin juice?
Adam: alrigh….
Ancient Runes, October 7th, 11:31 AM
My None Audrey Affected Diary,
I had to stop my lovesick friend because I'm sure you wouldn't want to know all about her "How I love Adam Johnson (Angelina's brother-he is in our year) and how I wish To Marry Him and to have His Babies!" the thing is that he's not even her boyfriend (Audrey: yet! He's not my boyfriend YET!) So I don't see why to even bother on a guy you like since first year.
Audrey: what about you and Harry?
Me: that totally different!
Audrey: only because you get to snog him doesn't mean he's your boyfriend.
Me: Yet! He's not my boyfriend YET!
Audrey: see?
Me: shove it Blondie!
Audrey: let's see you make me freckle face!
Me: bubotubers breath!
Audrey: armadillo's zit!
Me: hippogriff's dung!
Audrey: frog licker!
Me: wait! Chocolate frog or a normal frog?
Audrey: normal frog.
Me: okay, umm… centaur kisser!
Audrey: unicorn hugger!
Me: unicorns are nice of course I'll hug them.
Audrey: fine then….Grindylow fart!
Me: blast ended skrewt puce's vomit!
Audrey: ewe! That's disgusting...
Me: I'm the winner!
Was that the bell I hear? Lunch time!
I feel a little better now.
Love,
Ginny Bear.
Common Room, October 7th, 23:54 PM
My Not At all bitter Diary,
Sweet Merlin!
Why does everyone turn against me?
I cannot believe that Hermione and Harry think I'm the blame for the boy that says I'm related to him by blood's words last night.
For Christ sake! He insulted me!
But, noooooooooooooooooooooo, the trio would stick together and would never ever think of the possibility that the little sister is hurt….but that's okay, I'll just add then to my little (okay, BIG!) revenge on Ron!
MOHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! This is going to be so much better then my fake diary plan, you'll see that…MOHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Me is sleepy from evil thoughts…me is going to sleep…
Naughty Night,
Ginny "Bed to the Bones" Weasley.
Great Hall, October 8th, 12:04 PM
Sweet diary of all diaries.
In about thirty seconds my revenge on Ron and the other two will take place, therefore so I can watch it too, I charmed my quill to be like Rita Skeeter's Quick-Quote Quill…Five seconds!
Five
Four
Three
Two
ONE!
BANG!
Loads of smoke, the Trio is in the middle of the Hall each of them wears polka suits and has string attached to their heads elbows and knees like marionettes!
Then the music starts to play! And they all start dancing like in that movie that Audrey really loves (Sounds of Music I think was its name) like marionettes…then Ron steps forward and…
Ronald:
High on a hill was a lonely goatherd
Lay ee odl lay ee odl lay hee hoo
Loud was the voice of the lonely goatherd
Lay ee odl lay ee odl-oo
Folks in a town that was quite remote heard
Lay ee odl lay ee odl lay hee hoo
Lusty and clear from the goatherd's throat heard
Lay ee odl lay ee odl-oo
Harry and Hermione:
O ho lay dee odl lee o, o ho lay dee odl ay
O ho lay dee odl lee o, lay dee odl lee o lay
Ronald:
A prince on the bridge of a castle moat heard
Lay ee odl lay ee odl lay hee hoo
Men on a road with a load to tote heard
Lay ee odl lay ee odl-oo
Harry:
Men in the midst of a table d'hote heard
Lay ee odl lay ee odl lay hee hoo
Hermione:
Men drinking beer with the foam afloat heard
Lay ee odl lay ee odl-oo
Ronald:
One little girl in a pale pink coat heard
Lay ee odl lay ee odl lay hee hoo
Harry:
She yodeled back to the lonely goatherd
Lay ee odl lay ee odl-oo
Ronald:
Soon her Mama with a gleaming gloat heard
Lay ee odl lay ee odl lay hee hoo
What a duet for a girl and goatherd
Lay ee odl lay ee odl-oo
Ronald, Harry and Hermione singing and dancing:
Ummm (ummm) . . .
Odl lay ee (odl lay ee)
Odl lay hee hee (odl lay hee hee)
Odl lay ee . . .
. . . yodeling . . .
Ronald:
One little girl in a pale pink coat heard
Harry:
Lay ee odl lay ee odl lay hoo hoo
Ronald:
She yodeled back to the lonely goatherd
Harry:
Lay ee odl lay ee odl-oola
Ronald:
Soon her Mama with a gleaming gloat heard
Lay ee odl lay ee odl lay hmm hmm
What a duet for a girl and goatherd
Lay ee odl lay ee odl-oo
Harry and Hermione:
Happy are they lay dee olay dee lee o . . .
. . . yodeling . . .
Soon the duet will become a Trio
Lay ee odl lay ee odl-oo
Ronald, Harry and Hermione all together:
Odl lay ee, old lay ee
Odl lay hee hee, odl lay ee
Odl lay odl lay, odl lay odl lee, odl lay odl lee
Odl lay odl lay odl lay
HOO!
Silence in the hall… and then my grand finale':
Big smoky words appear and say….
Courtesy of Ginevra Weasley!
And then the entire hall explodes with applauds (even from the Slytherins!) and I stand up and take a bow to my adoring fans!
I have to go…I've got Charms with Flitwick!
Love,
Ginny Queen of Pumpkin Juice!
Common Room, October 8th, 21:18 PM
My adorable diary of all adorable diaries!
Ron apologized and even brought me all of his candy from his secret stash under his bed (but it's secret so I know nothing about it…silly Billius) Hermione afforded to help me with my Potions homework for as long as I need (sucker!) and Harry…well Harry will express regret (evil grin-you can even a sly grin!) later when the common room get empty (we missed one session and there's a lot of stuff he hasn't learned yet, poor little Harry)
What's that do I hear?
My dear brother Ron wants to give me, baby sister Ginny that he love and cherish the most, a foot massage?
I love my older brother Ron…
Gone to be massaged,
Ginny Lay ee odl lay ee odl-oo!
A/N: I actually like this chapter! Sorry if I didn't expand the part of Ginny and Harry and Hermione's fight, I didn't want to stretch it and make it too heavy…
Shoret: now you see how he redeemed himself, and if you want a fluffy R/Hr Fic I suggest you read Blizzard by ME! (It's on my author's page).
The Iviest: I'm glad you want to take my offer, but only if have a go at it too…
Ocean-Poweress: I know Ron is mean, but I like a little drama in my stories. If you want to see and hyperactive bunny my best friend has one (please take him if you can!)
CloakedInsanity: indeed that was.
IamSiriusgrl: I agree with you, a little drama only adds to the plot!
perkey terkey: now, you're telling me to be carefulI almost lost my left little tow…
Jill-Weasley: yes, she is poor, but she got over it.
Julie: it was I know, and he is very sorry
ginger101: I like Ron I don't want to kill him….
piper: I made him pay didn't I ?
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