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A/N: YUP…another chapter…yes guys. I'M BAAACK! I know I haven't updated in ages, but it's because my computer crashed and my stupid brother was to "busy" to help the poor little thing…luckily I had all my files backed up so… yay! Anyhow, I'm back with another great chapter…I hope so…
My Bedroom, December 23rd, 14:34 PM
Dear diary,
I hate my life….I really hate them….I really, most sincerely hate them…
You know when you think nothing can go wrong then it all blows up in your face…and there's nothing you can you do?
You don't get it do? I guess the next dialogue will make things clearer…
(Flashback Thingy)
The guy that turned around as lay next him on his bed…was Harry…
Me: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Harry: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Me (covering myself as much as I can): you?
Harry: me? What about you?
Me: me? What about you!
Harry: me! What about you!
Me: oh, just shut up and show me you left hand!
Harry: why?
Me: because I said so!
Harry (showing me his left hand, and as I suspected he had a matching gold band): what the HELL!
Me: you couldn't have phrased it better…
Harry: does that mean that were…married?
Me: no, it means that we just won a trip to Cucamonga…of course it means were married you jerk!
Harry: sweet Merlin. What are we going to do?
Me: I don't know about you Potter, but my life is over….
Harry: you're life is over! I have a girlfriend for god's sack! Can you imagine her reaction when she'll find out that we're married?
Me: poor little you! You got it really bad!
Harry: are you mocking me?
Me: of course I am, because you don't have to deal with my family!
Harry: how hard can it be?
Me (temper alert!): how (throwing his nightstand lamp at his direction)-hard (throwing my shoe at him)-can (other shoe)-it (throwing his framed picture of Alexa)-be? You stupid (jumping on his bed and going towards him), idiotic (Me hitting him with one hand while trying to hold that damn sheet to cover my naked body), bastard!
Harry (whining): what!
Me: can you imagine my Mum's reaction? (I landed on his bed and set there feeling really helpless and miserable)
Harry (he set very carefully and cautiously by me): come on Gin-(I would like to stop this part for a few seconds and just to say: yes, my heart still melts when he says Gin. Thank you for you patients.)-it can't be that awful?
Me: yeah, I'll just walk tonight at dinner and say: "guess what I have for Christmas? A husband!"
Harry: I don't think they'll believe you…
Me (smacking him over the head): pipe it, Potter.
Harry: women show no respect to their husbands, these days.
Me: stop joking, this isn't funny.
Harry: I'm trying to lighten up the scenario.
Me: well, you can start by putting your boxers back were they belong.
Harry (blushing like an infatuated 11 year old girl-self esteem joke…HA HA): fuck!
Me (giggling, but only a little): at least I had the decency to cover my self with your sheet.
Harry (he turned to face me while he began to search after his long gone boxer): language, Ginny, don't underestimate my property.
Me: I meant your actual sheet, you know this thing (pointing at the silk sheet that covered my nude body), and you're so childish-WOW!
Harry: what?
I would like to note that the next few words were not, I repeat, NOT, supposed to be heard….
Me (looking directly at his…ummm...Thing…): aren't you a big boy?
Harry: I'm sorry, what?
Me (realizing what I've just said): I have to go, bye!
I apparted back home and as soon as I was in my room I realized that all I had was you, my dear diary, and Harry's sheet to my body…
I have to go now…must shower, must eat, must meet Audrey for a drink at five…MUST FIND A WAY TO HIDE THAT DAMN RING!
Farewell,
Ginevra.
My Old Room, December 24th, 19:36 PM
My Christmas, dear diary!
I had the greatest day, you know that, diary?
I don't know what was better….my Mum renting about me being alone (if only she knew…), Fred and George asking about my love life (don't they learn from past mistakes?) or Hermione insisting on setting me up with one of her boring co-workers?
No, I know what the climax of the past three hours was!
Harry approaching me in front of everyone and handing me a bag with my clothes in it and saying: "you forgot to take them the other night."
I took the bag and ran as fast as I could to my old room, and I'm currently staying here until I'll find a way to reverse time backward…
I'm going to wait for Mum to yell: "DINNER'S READY!" And only then, show my face, because I'm dead hungry.
Love (and Marriage-ha ha I'm funny!)
Ginny.
St.Mungo, December 25th, 02:17 AM
Ma' Petit Chronicle of mishaps,
Harry is so stupid! I can't believe him! How much stupidity one man can have?
I mean, who break up with his long time girlfriend on Christmas? And by using an owl none the less? I'll tell you who!
HARRY POTTER!
What was he thinking!
Stupid Ass!
Oh right, I forgot…
(Flashback Thingy!)
Everyone was by the table enjoying Mum's exquisite food, suddenly we a loud apprating sound and who if not a very mad Alexa barge in and beginning to yell…
Alexa: you insufferable son of a bitch!
Harry: I beg your pardon?
Alexa: how dare you! Sending a latter to break up with me?
Harry: I thought it was for the best
Alexa: for the best? FOR THE BEST? I gave you three years of my life and what for? To hear you whine your dead parents, godfather and how you hurt Ginny?
Me: don't involve me in your bloody relationship…
Alexa: shut up you trashy home wrecker! It's all you're fault! I'm not blind you know! I saw the way you were looking at him!
Me: right, Junks! I was gawking at someone I haven't spoken to in over 3 years.
Alexa: That's shit Weasley and you know it! Everyone knows that since forever you wanted to be Mrs. Potter! Do you really think he'll ever love you? You're nothing but a Filthy slut!
Harry: Shut it Alexa, I had it with you-
Alexa: no you shut up Potter; you know what you two is the perfect match. So go on you can marry that bitch if you want.
Harry: I already did.
Everyone: WHAT!
Harry: we got married last night, Alexa, didn't we Ginny?
Me (I stood up showed her the ring and I had tears in my eyes): you are such an idiot.
Harry: what? What did I do?
Me: what happened 3 years ago wasn't enough for you? I will never forgive you Harry.
I ran outside and flooed to the hospital…Merlin I hate Christmas…
Have a Bloody Merry Christmas!
G.M.W.P
A/N: and that was chapter thirteen! Whoopee!
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