Author's Note: Gasp! Another chapter! Well, since there are so many types of Mary-Sue, I'm doing a chapter for each of them. The first was about the All-Purpose Sue, and this is the Love Sue, where everyone adores her. I hope you like it. '-' By the way, if you read fast like I do, this might not make much sense, so read slow or read aloud.

WARNING: Mia spoiler. Vague, so it doesn't reveal everything, but it's still a spoiler.

Another WARNING: Although rated still in the T range, this chapter is pretty inappropriate. I'm sorry…

Disclaimer: Everything in this story I don't own, I do not own.

Once upon a time there was a girl Miella. That wasn't her name. Her name was Kim, which is my name. And Miella is my nickname. That's because she's like me. (The author's name is not actually Kim, and Miella is not an insert. The author is pointing out how common self-inserts are. Forgive her.)

Her user was a twin blade named Miella, as previously stated. She had luxurious golden hair the color of honey that went halfway down her back. She wore a red belly-button exposing halter-top and a miniskirt. She had pink boots. Also, she had black cat ears and a black cat tail. I will never tell you why, because there is no legitimate reason for this. She was voluptuous. She was a D-cup, or would be, if she wore a bra. She didn't, because she was a prostitute.

One day, Miella logged into The World. She saw a boy. He wore blue and had light blue hair and he was a wavemaster. It was Elk, just so you know. He was crying.

"y r u crying," asked Miella n00bishly.

"I am sad because my best friend died!" Elk sobbed. (Mia, no!)

"oh that is so horrible," said Miella. "my best friends and my siblings and my boy friend all died so my life is very sad."

Elk sniffed and looked at her. "Wow, that's horrible," he said. "You must be very brave to endure all that." He smiled at her, but he was still crying.

"i will b ur friend," said Miella, who hugged Elk. He blushed.

"Let's go to my favorite area!" he exclaimed.

They went to his favorite area.

There was aromatic grass everywhere. Elk started crying again.

"I still miss Mia!" he cried.

"its okay im here 4 u," said Miella, who hugged him again. She wiped his tears away with aromatic grass, which made his eyes red and itchy. Allergies SUCK.

Elk's eyes widened. "Will you be my best friend?" he asked shyly.

Miella agreed to be his best friend. Then Elk gave her a present. It had been Mia's favorite item, but then she gave it to him, and it was his favorite item. It was called Mia's Item.

Miella was very happy he was so selfless. She pinky-swore (Omg! Pinky swears are SERIOUS!) that she would be his best friend forever.

Then they gated out. Elk logged out because he needed to sleep. Miella walked around Mac Anu. A boy with blue hair that wore orange logged in. He looked upset.

"Saving The World is so hard!" he said, frustrated.

"what r u talking about"

"I am saving The World!" he repeated repetitively in a repetitive manner because he was repeating it.

Kite told Miella about his whole story.

"wow u r so awesome," she said admiringly. "i want to help u save the world"

"It's far too dangerous," Kite said valiantly. "I couldn't allow a beautiful lady like you to be harmed!"

"i am strong"

"I can't allow it!"

"i am going to help u any way," said Miella.

Kite reluctantly agreed. They went out and killed a data bug. Miella was a big help. Kite got the best twin blade weapon ever in existence from it. It was level 2 million. It was pink and sparkly and each blade was like a unicorn's horn. He gave it to Miella. (It is under debate whether he gave it to her because he loved her so much and was being a gentleman, or his male hormones would not allow him to wield such a girly weapon.)

They logged out. BlackRose who is OMG SO NOT DESERVING OF KITE (cough) was standing there. (BlackRose DOES deserve him! Rawr.)

"Who is that?" she asked meanly.

"This is Miella," Kite said, looking like a cloud. I don't know how that relates, but he had this dreamy look in his eyes and this dopey smile that most males had when they saw BlackRose. So of course she recognized it.

"How could you betray me?" she screeched like a….must…not…say banshee…must make…original simile…DYING OWL! She screeched like a dying owl!

"You sound like a dying owl," said Kite.

BlackRose started crying.

"I apologize," said Kite apologetically.

Miella draped herself over Kite like a whore.

"go away" was all she said, sticking out a virtual tongue. ":-P"

BlackRose sobbed and jumped into the canal and was about to drown before she was saved by a whale that looked suspiciously like Piros. (Oo)

"I love you," said Kite. They hugged, and he gated out.

Miella was dreaming of Kite when she started dreaming of Elk instead. She imagined making out with Elk, then she imagined making out with Kite, then she imagined making out with both of them at the same time. (OO)

Balmung walked by, and she imagined making out with HIM.

"I'd like to make out with you," she said.

Balmung looked at her, and, since she was dressed like a SLUT, started thinking dirty, dirty thoughts.

They started kissing passionately in the middle of Mac Anu. (Balmung….how…how could you?) This random guy told them to get a room, which was sort of embarrassing, so Balmung killed him.

They got on that little boat in the canal that Subaru rides on like every day but does not seem to be available to anyone else. The sun was setting over the water, and it was really pretty and stuff. They started kissing again, and then they started making out, but they didn't actually do anything bad because there were people watching. One member of the Balmung Fan Club committed suicide by jumping into the river. She didn't drown though; the Piros-whale tried to save her, but BlackRose was still riding on it, and her spikes impaled the depressed fan. Balmung was highly amused.

"I had the best night of my life," said Balmung, looking into her beautiful blue eyes.

"me 2" said Miella dreamily.

They hugged again, and then he told her he had to go. She started crying, because she'd miss him. He gently told her not to cry before kissing her again (Yes, poor Balmung seems to be very involved with this Sue. Read the note at the end. It will surely offer comfort.), and then he gave her a special present. (No, not THAT! oo) It was a set of wings of her very own. They were big and pretty, so now Miella was an angel-cat-person.

He gated out too, so now Miella was alone again. She went and all the men on the streets of Mac Anu bowed down to her. (Below her knees…and she's in a miniskirt…) They gave her random presents, and she was very happy.

Miella started crying again, because she missed Elk and Kite and Balmung. Then a ninja green-haired dude came up.

"I want your member address," he said.

"y"

"Because you're hot. Hand it over."

"y do u want it"

"If you don't listen, I'll have to kill you. Give it to me or I'll kill you."

"u can have it bcuz ur cool"

Sora got her member address, but the thought of killing her still lingered in his mind. He decided against it, because he could not kill such a beautiful female.

"Let's go PK people!" he exclaimed!

"no that is bad except 4 ppl like lios then u can kill them bcuz he sux"

Sora's eyes widened. His Player Killer side melted away. He no longer wanted to harm people. He was now a saint, and would grow up to create a nonprofit orphanage for little starving hobo children and three-legged dogs, but that isn't really on-topic.

"I love the world!" he exclaimed.

Miella smiled, happy. "good let's go get busy"

Sora didn't want to get busy, because he was only ten years old. He sorta got freaked out. She told him she was joking. Sora felt better.

"u r so neet" said Miella.

"Thanx," said Sora. "Er…thanks."

"ur welcom"

Sora and Miella went out and saved the grunties from extinction. They did many good deeds (within an hour) and become superhero partners.

'That was so cool," said Sora as they sat on a little ledge on the edge of Carmina Gadelica, feet dangling above the infinite abyss. A random, crazed person with "Flare" on her shirt ran up and tried to push Miella off the cliff, but Sora bravely defended her and Flare went back to her computer and resumed being a nerd.

Sora gated out because he had to go to bed so he could wake up early and start a campaign to save the endangered Humpback Piros Whale.

Miella thought about all of her new friends: Elk, Kite, Balmung, and Sora. If you fuse them, you get Elkitebalmora.

Miella started sobbing hysterically because her best friends and her boyfriend(s) and her siblings had all died. She wanted to make out with Elk and Kite and Balmung and Sora. She logged out, still sobbing, and went to bed.

The next morning, Miella logged in. She still had tears on her face, but she wasn't red and blotchy and hideous because she was so pretty (almost as pretty as Rana!) that she could never be less than gorgeous.

"Miella! You're crying!" exclaimed Elk, who rushed up to her.

"What?" Kite burst out, running over.

"She's crying?" Balmung gasped, flying over to her.

"No!" Sora cried, glomping her.

They all stared ominously at each other.

"I was crying because I missed you all," Miella gasped.

Then, in eerie unison, they all yelled, "I thought I was your boyfriend!"

They all glared evilly.

"She's mine!" cried Elk. "All our friends have died, so we have something to share! And I gave her my favorite item and WE HUGGED! We're best friends!"

"We hugged too!" yelled Kite. "And I told her I loved her and I gave her the level 2 million blades!"

"Well WE made out! And we kissed!" Balmung interjected. "And I gave her those wings connected with my life, so now my life is shorter by a day!" He gasped dramatically. "So she's mine!"

"We would have got busy," argued Sora, "But I'm too young! But we saved the grunties together!"

A squabble erupted amongst the love pentagon (except for Miella, who just stood there, bawling.) Then, a silence came over them. They all realized that Miella had cheated on them.

"Liar!" screamed Elk.

"Two-timer!" screamed Kite.

"Adulterer!" screamed Balmung.

"Um….jerk!" screamed Sora.

They all knew that Miella had betrayed them, so they left her. Kite and BlackRose got busy….fighting phases….yeah…and Elk met a wonderful new girl named Flare and they were about to become best friends when Aura barged in ranting about hypocrisy and Mary-Sues and dragged Flare off. Balmung resumed posing for his fan club, and Sora went back to stalking Bacon Tomato. All was well.

Except for Miella. She let out a single, heart-rending sob, reminiscent of her glorious singing ability, and collapsed. Marlo was walking by, and her heard her cry. Its purity (yeah, right) touched his soul, and his evil melted away. He was suddenly really nice, and his voice was no longer strident; it was HOT. He took off his armor, and he looked exactly like Orlando Bloom, so he and Miella skipped off into the sunset. They started a wonderful relationship, which ended when Marlo found her kissing a random guy an hour later.

As for Miella, well, in the real world she ended up having twenty illegitimate children, all with different men, and died at the age of thirty-five after being raped by a successful business man.

Author's Note: If Miella's relationship with Balmung made you sad or downright angry, well…IT WASN'T BALMUNG. It was actually TERAJIMA RYOKO, after dying her hair white and getting extensive plastic surgery. Yeah…0o