Amy- We're back!

Keiko- And with a full bag of pure sugar! pours sugar down throat

Amy- We've been a bit busy so it took a while. But CH 2 is finally here.

Keiko- Enjoy!

Amy and Keiko- And we own nothing but we wish we did.

Otaku Hunters

Ch 2- Time to Duel!

Amy and Keiko fell out of a swirling portal, once again bruising themselves.

"Ow!" The two cried.

"I hit my head again!" shouted Keiko. People passing on the streets stopped and stared.

Amy sweatdropped, this time the act not frightening her. "Quiet Keiko!" She grabbed the girl and pulled her away from the stares and into an ally.

"Gomen, Amy-chan," the teen said. "That just really hurt."

"Forget it. Let's just change into our regular clothes so we don't scare anyone else." She removed her sunglasses and once again wore jeans and a shirt.

Keiko pouted. "I like this outfit." With a Heero glare™ form Amy, Termistress once again became normal.

"Good. Let's look around and see where we are."

It didn't take long before the two girls learned what anime it was that they were in. The extremely tall building standing out from all the others was a big clue. The letters KC was attached to the side.

"Kaiba Corp!" The teens shouted. They happily ran to the large building hoping it wouldn't just be the Kaiba brothers there. That and is was the only place they recognized. They had no clue where the Turtle Game Shop was and anyone else's house was never mentioned.

Amy: Space space space space space

Yugi and his friends were at Kaiba Corp. Why? Because Mokuba invited them. Did you think Seto did? Come on people. This is AU but not THAT AU. Seto would invite only Yugi and only for a duel. But that's beside the point. The point is that Yugi and co. are at KC. Mokuba wanted to hang out with them and show them the newest dueling systems. Seto wanted to challenge Yugi to a duel with the upgraded duel disks. And as we all know Yami can't resist a duel so he's dueling.

Seto's LP: 500

Yami Yugi's LP: 600

Seto was about to attack Yami's face down card with his Axe Raider when his communicator badge beeped.

"Master Kaiba, there are intruders on the premises."

"Deal with it. That's what I pay you for."

"The intruders have been detained sir-Hey! Get back here!"

The communication cut off.

Seto sighed. "Incompetent fools."

"I can take care of it, Seto," said Mokuba. "You can finish the duel." He ran to the door. Before he could open it however, the door burst open. Two girls ran in and quickly closed the door.

"I don't think we should've jumped the fence when the guards were watching us, Keiko," said the longhaired girl.

"Well, you didn't stop me, Amy," said the other. She looked up and noticed the people staring at them. Her eyes then homed in on the white-haired hikari. "RYOU!" she exclaimed, hearts in her eyes. In a flash, she was attached to Ryou.

Amy too realized whose company she was in. "YUGI! Amy hugged him from behind for a moment. "Wait…You're Yami." She let go pouting.

"What's the meaning of this!" demanded Seto.

"Well," answered Amy since Keiko was preoccupied with an embarrassed Ryou, "We jumped over the fence, ignoring the 'No Trespassing' sign, ran from guards, hid here, and find our favorite people."

"That's not what I meant!"

"Get off me, bitch!"

Everyone's attention turned to Ryou, now Bakura, and Keiko.

"Oh! Bakura! I love you too!" squealed Keiko.

"How can you tell who we are?" asked Yami.

"Well…we're big fans.

The puzzle glowed and Yugi separated from Yami. "I'm sure we can trust them, Ya-EEP!" The little hikari found himself glomped by Amy.

Tea glared at the girl.

"KAWAII!" shouted Amy.

Meanwhile, Bakura had separated from his other half in hopes Ryou would distract the crazy girl and he could escape. No such luck. Keiko now had both albinos in her clutches.

The others who weren't under torment, minus Yami who was trying to free his hikari, were in shock and sweatdropped.

"I'm calling security," Kaiba muttered.

/No need./ came a voice from out of nowhere. /I'll deal with these idiots./ A small vortex appeared in the air. Everyone's eyes were on it. Out came a flaming cat.

"This is getting too freaky," stated Joey.

"I almost wish a shadow game was going on," agreed Tristan.

The cat walked over to the hunters and smacked them. The girls released their prisoners to nurse their head wounds.

/You two must shape up! You're Otaku Hunters! Already one bishonen has been captured/

"WHAT?" cried the girls. Then is registered that they were talking to a cat. "you can talk? Who are you?"

/I am Ti-chan. Lady Taiitsun-kun sent me to guide you. Now come on, we must save Marik/

Marik… I guess he's kinda cool, thought Amy.

"Marik! We must save him!" shouted Keiko.

The put their sunglasses on. In a flash of light they were once again in their hunter outfits.

Just then three people jumped through a window and into the room. Actually, two people jumped and one was dragged in.

"Hello, bishoneon!" shouted a blonde teenager.

The other, a redhead, cried, "You shall become ours just like Marik."

Marik, only able to sit on the ground since he was tied up, gave a pleading look to his friends. "Save me."

Joey burst out laughing. "Marik got captured by girls!"

"Not just any girls," stated Termistress. "They're otakus."

"Well, let's get to work, Termistress." Animeria held out her hand and her staff appeared as Keiko held her hand high and called forth her mallet.

"I am Animeria!"

"I am Termistress."

The spoke in unison next. "We are the Otaku Hunters."

"Otaku hunters?" wondered Otaku A. "What's that?"

"I'll be happy to show you. Thunder!" With a wave of her staff, thunder flew from the orb at the otakus. Animeria then pondered for a moment. "Ever notice that spells are called thunder when it's actually lightning flying out? Thunder is the sound lightning makes when it cracks."

"Never thought about it," answered Termistress who was untying Marik.

/Now is not the time. You must send these otakus back to where they belong./

Fine. Jeez. You are such a nag." Termistress raised her mallet and struck the ground. A portal appeared beneath the fired otakus and they fell into it. The portal closed. "All done."

/Not quite. Another world needs you./

Aw man. I wanted to hang out with Bakura, Ryou, and Marik," pouted Keiko.

/We're leaving/ ordered Ti-chan.

"Hold on." Amy walked over to Kaiba. "You, Kaiba, are egotistical, rude, have a pile of issues that rival Mount. Rushmore, and need to get a clue. In short, you're a word I can't say without a censor." She then turned to Yugi and hugged him. "Bye! Stay adorable!"

Keiko hugged Ryou, Bakura, and Marik. "Bye my lovelies. Maybe next time we'll have time to hit the bar, no da."

SMACK!

"Ow!"

"I told you to stop that!"

Ti-chan sighed and summoned a portal. /Just get in/

The hunters jumped in followed by Ti-chan who closed the portal.

The yugioh gang was left standing stunned.

"What just happened?" asked Tea.

"Scary fangirls attacked me and I was saved by scary fangirls," answered Marik.

"Why was that girl mean to Seto?" Of course, Mokuba said this. Poor boy, trying so hard to find the kind brother he used to know that cold shell of a human being….

Tristan covered Joey's mouth with his hand before the blonde could make a comment.

"Let's just forget this ever happened," suggested Yami.

The others agreed.


Keiko-Cut! Print!That's a wrap!

Amy- raised eyebrow you aren't a director. And you were the one who wrote this chapter.

Keiko- So, no da? AH! Don't hit me! runs away in Chibi form

Amy- I'll make you stop that for good! chases in chibi form