Corry7:Hi! If you're wondering where Lily is, allow me to explain. She plans to write in 4 sections on FF: Super Smash Brothers, Pokemon, Sonic the Hedgehog and Neopets, this means a different 'muse' or 'muses' for every section; Lily Hicary for Sonic, Sparky the Great for Pokemon, the Master Hand/Crazy Hand for Super Smash Brothers and me for Neopets. The authoress will also be changing her username from Lily-Echinda to KawaiiGameFreak! This is her first Neopets story (that won't be dis-continued) so go easy on her. Not my fault if it sucks. Enjoy!

THE NEO NUTHOUSE!

PROLOGE

NORMAL POV

"Where is that stupid camera? I left it here this morning." Shouted a very annoyed yellow male bori.

"How am I supposed to know Corry? You and everyone else here has too much junk." Responded an equally annoyed red female uni.

"Why do you need it anyways?" Questioned a rather perplexed female disco cybunny.

"It's for a neoschool project. I have to make a video of my family by Monday."

"In that case, if you want to finish it by then, you should start…three weeks ago." Chuckled an amused green male techo. Corry had always thought Lizzo was funny, that's what techos are supposed to be like. It was true, Corry had a big family, maybe even twenty odd brothers and sisters.

"Good idea, where's the time machine?" He responded lightheartedly.

"FOUND IT!" Cried the cybunny as she held up a slightly dusty video camera.

"Thanks DustBunny, now to start." He switched on the camera and pointed it to himself. "Hi, my name's Corry and this is my slightly insane and hugely huge family." The camera zoomed over to DustBunny. "This is DustBunny, the modern hippie and the only one painted." She did a peace sign and said "Groovy" in the best hippie sounding voice she could.

"That's not true! I'm painted!" Screeched another bori.

"Ok, sorry 'bout that." The camera paned over to a slightly ticked off looking ice bori. "This is my sister Kiki, the third youngest in the family."

"Let us in!" Shouted two blue shyrou (hey that rhymed).

"Us too!" Yelled a blue ruki, red ixi and red peophin.

"Don't forget us!" Hollered a red kougra, blue zafara, red scorchio and yellow poogle.

"Wait for us!" Cried a brown grundo, yellow shyrou and yellow flotsam. The enormous crowd gathered in a heap in front of the camera. Corry was in complete dismay, along with the rest of his family.

"Um…this is my family. They are… (in order of appearance)" He took a deep breath. "…Pegessa, DustBunny, Lizzo, Kiki, Sal and Sal-neo, Flick, Sinsi, Princessa, Toiny(pronounced Tony), Smarty, DragonChild, Racer, Ferlang, BabyDragonChild and last but not least, Flonder! Whew, that was a mouthful. We get along pretty well, except when Smarty goes out on Saturdays, Toiny swipes our stuff and BDC drinks before bed."

"HEY!" The above mentioned three shouted. The others just laughed.

"Not to mention between Pegessa, Princessa, DustBunny and Sal-neo, most of our inventory is grooming products."

"NOT TRUE!" The accused retorted.

"Most of the junk in here belongs to Sal and Racer."

"Sports equipment is NOT junk!"

"And the rest of us are insane, except me, the only normal one here."

"GET HIM!" The group of sixteen dog pilled Corry, leaving only his arm and head free.

"Thank Illusion for back plates." The now flattened bori muttered. "We'll that's my family for ya; loveable, yet out of control. If I get a low mark for this assignment, blame them." He motioned to the pile of neopets on top of him. "See ya." Corry shut off the camera. "Now to more pressing matters…KINDLY GET THE BLOODY HECK OFF OF ME!"

LATER ON THAT NIGHT

Corry sat alone in his room, board to tears and tired as hell. He would have been in bed hours ago if it weren't for two things; Sinsi, Flick and Smarty fighting over who's read more books and the 'assignment'. This wasn't a neoschool assignment, it was personal. "Bark, bark." Yapped Chester, Corry's puppyblew.

"Don't worry boy, I know what I'm doing." He reached to his desk and took out the first tape. Then he put in another and turned it on "Hey, me again, this is a brand new work I'm committing time to. This is my room." The camera paned across the cloud coated room pointing all the points of interest. The poster of Cyra, coconut lamp, Rebuild Maraqua poster, fresh bamboo bed, Brightvale flag, and other random things about the room were caught on tape. Corry lay on his back with the camera facing him. "This will be no ordinary home movie; this will be the mother of all home movies! This will show Neopia what life is really like, not like the lives of mega millionaires like featherally. This will go further into my family's personal life then ever before. I will show my family like you has never seen. This is…'Neo NutHouse'!"

"Shut up Corry! None of us can sleep with you talking into that stupid camera of yours!" Sal yelled from upstairs.

"Maybe if you stop banging your soccer ball around we'd get some sleep." Her twin sister, Salneo hollered.

"If all of you could be so kind as to lower your voices and give us some peace and quiet, we would be very grateful." DustBunny requested calmly. She never cursed or said anything bad about her friends or family. Corry wondered who's life to take a look into first, then it dawned on him.

"DustBunny, the calmest, most peaceful of us all. Maybe we only see her like this, maybe there's…a darker side to the cute and innocent. The first victim of the paparazzi is near, we are about to take a small step into my huge family. The following footage may not be suitable for children under the age of thirteen, so I'm warning you now, enter at your own risk."

"CORRY, SHUT OFF THAT DAMNED CAMREA!" Toiny shouted from his room, also upstairs.

"…let them sleep well tonight, we'll wait for the first light of daybreak to begin." With that, Corry shut off his camera and went to sleep.

Corry7:That was just the intro. All those neopets belong to KawaiGameFreak's different accounts on Neopets. You'll see more of their personalities in the next chapter. What did you think? This was her first attempt at third person writing, which is what the story's going to be in. Neomail her at knucklesfangirl (my home account), dragonchild911159 (BDC's and DC's home account) or blackdimind (Smarty's, Pegessa's, Lizzo's and Princessa's home account). She currently can't get into chaolover7 (Flick and Kiki's home account; frozen), hotey217 (Sal, Salneo, Flonder and Toiny's home account; lost password) and neopal20068 (DustBunny, Sinsi, Ferlang and Racer's home account; lost password). Enjoy the first chapter and the many more to come!