Corry7:This is where the humor comes in(WARNING: The authoress will make good use of "Something Has Happened"-s. So prepare for "Anvils Falling from the Sky" randomness). This story may not be updated as much because the authoress is very busy updating "A Wish Come True?". Not to mention there's a new species of neopets coming out soon. Enjoy the next chapter!

Ch.1: Who Ordered Pizza?

Corry loved Saturdays. He'd spend all morning watching cartoons and the afternoon playing with Chester. The night was spent watching movies. But he had more important things to do tonight. Corry crept up to the door of DustBunny's room and started up the camera. "Every Saturday, someone orders a super meaty pizza and no one claims it. Maybe after her years of stuffing her face with tofu, she's finally cracked. Let's watch." He moved in a bit closer so he could see and hear what was going on. DustBunny was lying on her CATFB bed talking on her cell.

"I'd like to order a super meaty pizza with extra meat and sauce." She whispered "Put it on my tab."

"How-a come-a you never pay up front-a?" Asked the voice on the other end. He spoke in a strange Italian accent.

"I told you at least a thousand times Joe, my family thinks I'm a vegetarian, so I gotta put up this 'act' so they won't wise up. Just put it on my tab and bring it here ASAP." She hung up "Now to get ready." DustBunny hopped off the bed (no pun intended) and started toward the door. Corry ran like thunder around the corner and waited. He pointed the camera at himself.

"That was close. Why don't we head down to the lounge while we wait for some fun?" Corry shut off the camera and walked downstairs. The lounge was the best room in the house. It had a wide screen TV with surround sound, a state of the art PC with speakers the size of monitors and CD burner, an X-Box, PlayStation2, Game Cube and Dream Cast, DVD/CD player and it was exactly like Japan; a lot of people, little space. "Who here thinks they can beat me at Mario Kart?"

27 MINUTES LATER

"I can't believe BDC beat me at Mario Kart." Corry muttered, shutting off the Game Cube. The little yellow shoyru giggled with delight. He acted a lot like an infant, even thought he was older then Corry.

"Just cuz I'm small don't mean I can't beat you." He beamed smugly. All of a sudden the door bell rang. "Better get my camera." Corry thought as he quickly picked up the device and started it up.

"I'll get it!" DustBunny cried as she raced to the door. She opened it and standing there was a red ruki with a short beard holding a pizza box.

"Did anyone here order a super meaty pizza with extra sauce?" He asked in a dull tone. Everyone shrugged their shoulders. DustBunny let out a gasp.

"For shame! How could anyone kill poor helpless creatures just to get a meal? I'll be taking this to my room to cremate it." She snatched the pizza box from him.

"Aren't you going to pay for that?"

"The nerve of you! Paying you for this atrocity is like paying a hired gun for murder. Get away from this place before I call the humane society and have you arrested!"

"Whatever, look I'm just doing my job. See ya." He walked off grumbling something about hippie weirdoes and about how he should have got that job at Grundos.

"Why does she do this every Saturday night? It's embarrassing," Racer, a yellow poogle,muttered under his breath "and how can one pizza guy get the address wrong so many times?"

"That's what they think." Corry thought. He followed DustBunny as she walked upstairs holding the pizza box. She walked into her room and shut the door. Corry opened it just a crack to see. The room looked like a Disco Paintbrush exploded. Lava lamps, flower and peace patterns on the wall, multi colored carpet and a disco ball on the ceiling made the room step into a time machine and travel back to the summer of '69. DustBunny sat on the bed, stuffing her face with pizza and chanting.

"Oh Great Spirit of the meek (munch, chomp, gobble), forgive those who kill and (crunch, gnaw, BURP) destroy for unholy uses. I honor yee as many in this day and age do not. (belch, slurp) I shall honor thee!" She continued to chant and stuff her face. Not bad. She actually could convince anyone she was a vegetarian. To bad she did too good a job. She finished off the last slice of pizza. She whipped her face and thought out loud "What am I going to do if they ask if I really did cremate the pizza?" Just then, Sloth came in through the window with his ray gun and zapped the pizza box.

"MWAHAHAHA!" The figure cackled evilly.

"Thanks, I needed a pile of ash."

"HAHA…wait, you wanted me to zap that pizza box into a pile of ash?"

"Ya."

"…NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! I CAN'T BE A USEFUL VILLIAN!" With that he jumped out the window. If you listened close enough you could hear him screaming "STOP THANKING MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE (SPLAT)" And if you looked down you would see Sloth's cloak caught on a bush and him running down the street in his polka doted boxers.

"Thank you random events."

LATER THAT NIGHT

Corry sat in silence in his room and watched the footage he'd shot that evening. He continued taping. "That was just part one. If you thought this was funny, wait till you see the other fifteen or more. Now…who's next?"

"Where'd my red glittery brush go?" Pegessa hollered from the second floor. "TOINY, WHERE DID YOU PUT IT?"

"Why do you guys ALWAYS blame me when you misplace your stuff?" Toiny yelled from the floor above.

"BECAUSE YOU ALWAYS TAKE IT."

"Do not!"

"Do to!"

"Do not!"

"Do to!"

"Do not!"

"Toiny, seen by most as a thief, maybe there's more in the eye of the kogura then most see. We will soon find out."

Corry7:Sorry if the authoress traumatized anyone due to the Sloth scene. The next chapter may be a two part chapter; it depends on how many reviews this story gets. C ya!