"It doesn't matter now what happens, I will never give up the fight." – From the song 'It Doesn't Matter'
Jasmine: YAAAAAAAY! I am soooo happy... -Bounces around giggling maniacally- My seventh chappie! WHOO!
Saito: Kuso…If you people would stop reviewing her, then maybe she'd stop writing…
Chou: -Blinks and looks around- How in the 'ell did I get here?
Jasmine: Chou kun!
Saito: Just great! Now I'm stuck in this place with a rabid fangirl and a baka broom head…
Chou: -Stares- Eh?
Jasmine: Hmm…let's see here…what to call him? Broomie?
Chou: -Eyes get tiny- WHAT IS GOIN' ON?
Saito: Just shut up… -Snickers- …Broomie…
Chou: -Sweat drops- ERM…B-Broomie?
Jasmine: Oh yes…the disclaimer…Let this pain of not owning Rurouni Kenshin cause a tree to fall on my head, and may my thoroughly squished body be food for many carnivorous-
Chou: WHERE AMI? HOW IN BLOODY 'ELL DID I GET HERE?
Jasmine: I don't own Wolfie, Broomie, or this song…NOOO! WHY DOES IT HAVE TO BE SO? (P.S.: Rock on forever, boys!)
To Samuraiduck27: -Also squeals- Fluff is the best! I believe that everyone needs a daily dose of fluff to make his or her day happy... -Giggles- Okay, this one's a Saito/Tokio! Warning: Perverted-ness alert! (Is that even a word? Ah well...)
To Ame No Neko: YAY! Double reviews make me grin! (Obviously high on sugar…) I couldn't help it with Kenshin and Kaoru! I mean, Kaoru always has her trusty bokken with her…why not have her use it a bit? Oh, thank you for the compliment! You make me feel loved!
To GreenEyedFloozy: Aurore-chan, you are such a strange neko…though, coming from me… -Coughs- Sessha contemplates your sanity, however, since she contemplates her own on a regular basis...-Coughs again- ... -Grins nervously-
To Beetles Fan: YAY! Another one! Don't the Beatles ROCK? WHOO! RINGO!Okies, this one shall not do any alternate pairings, though, she can still do a Chou/Tae, right? However, one of my friends wants me to do a Saito/Kaoru, and she can be scary if you defy her...
To Rivertam: -Beams- Thank you! Whoo! I am so happy! Beatles and fluff! YAY!
Jasmine: This one's dedicated to Samuraiduck27! Thanks for the requests, I shall do a Kenshin/Kaoru one next, that I will! And happy almost birthday, by the way! Oh, Tokio's personality is a bit different in this one...she's kinda...how do I say it without being blunt? Perverted. Yeah, that's the word...OWTF!
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A Hard Day's Night
:It's been a hard…day's…night…:
Saito Hajime sighed and rubbed at his aching arms. Ugh…being a cop absolutely sucks sometimes…
:And I've been workin'…like a dog:
Saito damned his job.
:It's been a hard…day's…night…:
He damned criminals.
:I should be sleepin'…like a log…:
He damned people in general.
:But when I get home to you…:
The poor wolf hurt all over. Walking home was killing him slowly…very slowly…each muscle seemed to scream out at him "Saito you moronic ahou cop! You baka yarou wolf! You deserve to burn in HELL for treating us like this!"
:…I find the thing that you do…:
Almost home…so…close…:Will make me feel…all right…:
Saito was right at his front door when horror struck.
:You know I work…all…day…:
"Oh Hajiiiiimeeeee…"
:To get you money…:
The wolf froze as the door opened. Oh kuso…it's Tokio…
: …To buy you things:
Tokio in an extremely slutty outfit, that is.
:And it's worth it just to hear you say…:
She must be in one of her "moods" again…
:You're gonna give me…:
"Hajime…you're finally back! And now that you're hooooome…" Tokio smiled at the wolf in an extremely disturbing way. Almost like a cross between his own wolfish smirks and Shishio's creepy leer. Except on a woman.
:Everything…:
"H-hello, Tokio…could you let me inside? I'm feeling…overly tired…tonight…" He stretched out the "tired", hoping that she'd take the hint. Hope is for the hopeless, you might say…
:So why I love to come home…:
"Oh poor, poor, Hajiiiiimeeeee …"
:'Cause when I get you alone…:
Saito sweat dropped. (If that's possible…is it? I have no clue…)
:You know I'll be…:
"Come inside, my sexy wolf, and I'll make everything all better..."
:Okay…:
Now, many sweat drops covered the back of Saito's head. He didn't like the way she had said she'd, "make everything all better". His wife was…erm…well…overly enthusiastic when it came to the wolf. The "sexy wolf" comment boosted his ego, however, so he stepped into the house without a backwards glance. This proved to be a fatal mistake…
:When I'm home…ev'rything seems to be right…:
The poor wolf was randomly and furiously glomped from behind. HARD, I might add.
:When I'm home…feelin' you holding me tight…tight…yeah!...:
A muffled "Oomph!" forced its way from his throat. Tokio didn't seem to notice, and instead of letting go, only squeezed him harder.
:It's been a hard…day's…night…:
"T-Tokio…I can't… b-breathe…"
:And I've been workin'…like a dog:
Saito could swear that at that moment, he actually saw the light at the end of the tunnel. He was about to meet his maker. He was going to push up the daisies. The wolf was about to be an ex-wolf. He was going to be no longer among the living. Saito Hajime was about to be the late Saito Hajime. The worst part was…what that damned Battosai would say! What a dishonorable way to die…Saito could see it now… "The former wolf of Mibu, Saito Hajime, died earlier today by strangulation. The cause: his wife giving him a hug."
:It's been a hard…day's…night…:
The wolf returned to the world of the living when Tokio abruptly let go of him, squealed, "Oh! Let me go get your dinner ready, Hajime dear!" and disappeared from the room.
:I should be sleepin'…like a log:
It took Saito a little while to regain his composure. He coughed a few times and rubbed at his stomach, marveling at the strength of his slightly (cough) crazy wife. Even after all these years…I am not used to those hugs…I bet if she had taken Battosai's place in the war, she would have killed more men than he did with her special "hugs of death". Damn, they hurt like hell, too…
:But when I get home to you…:
"Dinner's almost ready, Hajiiiiimeeeee…" Tokio called out in her oh-so-special "sexy voice".
:I find the thing that you do…:
Saito twitched. Kuso…I hate it when she's in this mood…
:Will make me feel…all right…:
Tokio then reappeared, now in a different outfit.
:So why I love to come home…:
The wolf looked up in surprise, and his mouth dropped open. Whoa…I didn't know she owned anything like that…
:'Cause when I get you alone…:
"You like it, Hajime dear? Of course you do! I can tell by the way you're looking at me! Tee hee…" Tokio did a little twirl and tried to do a very bad imitation of Megumi's fox laugh.
:You know I feel…:
Saito swallowed hard and felt a line of sweat fall into his eye. He didn't bother to wipe it away.
:Okay…:
"W-well…Tokio…it's…interesting, to say the least…" The wolf stuttered, trying desperately not to stare at his now scantily clad wife.
:When I'm home…ev'rything seems to right …:
"Interesting? Isn't there something else you'd like to say, Hajime?" Tokio grinned, licking her lips in the process.
:When I'm home…feelin' you holding me tight…tight…yeah!...:
Saito sweat dropped. (It was a Costco-sized sweat drop, too. You know…the really really big ones? Yeah…Costco-sized…I don't own Costco, by the way).
:It's been a hard…day's…night…:
Tokio took a few steps forward and assumed her "sexy pose".
:And I've been workin'…like a dog:
The wolf averted his eyes and looked anywhere but at the woman in front of him.
:It's been a hard…day's…night:
"Are you blushing, Hajime? OH-HOHOHOHOHO!"
:I should be sleepin', like a log:
Hearing that laugh, Saito sweat dropped. Miles away, freeloading in the Kamiya dojo, Sanosuke sweat dropped. Treating a patient in the clinic, Megumi sweat dropped. Kenshin, busy washing clothes, sweat dropped. Kaoru, hitting Yahiko over the head with her bokken for calling her ugly, sweat dropped. Yahiko, in turn, also sweat dropped. Back in the Aoiya, Misao sweat dropped for no reason. Aoshi, looking at her with concern, sweat dropped. In hell laughing maniacally, Shishio sweat dropped. And thus, all of the inhabitants of Japan (and hell) sweat dropped, and there was mass confusion (and a helluva lot of sweat). -I do not own this paragraph, it belongs to GreenEyedFloozy…I just changed it around a lot-
:But when I get home to you…:
Hn…that's funny…I always thought that the fox pronounced it "uh-huhuhuhuhu" not "oh-hohohohoho"…
:I find the thing that you do…:
Tokio sweat dropped. Damnit…is that how Megumi does it? I'll have to ask her again…
:Will make me feel…all right…:
Saito felt that now was a good time to change the subject. "Erm…Tokio? D-dinner?"
:You know I feel…all right…:
Tokio grinned wolfishly. "What dinner?"
:You know I feel…:
The wolf sweat dropped. (As did a random cricket on the table and a cat sitting on the windowsill)
:All…right:
And, with that little statement, Tokio attacked.
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The wolf yawned widely and stretched, reveling in the warmth of his bed. (Well, also Tokio, but I won't go into that…) He rolled over and wrapped his arms around his sleeping wife while closing his eyes once more and sighing.
Oh yes, this day has been quite trying, but it does have certain advantages…
Saito smirked wolfishly and fell back to sleep, content with the end to his hard day.
:It's been a hard…day's…night…:
:And I've been workin'…like a dog:
:It's been a hard…day's…night…:
:I should be sleepin'…like a log…:
:But when I get home to you…:
:…I find the thing that you do…:
:Will make me feel…all right…:
:You know I work…all…day…:
:To get you money…:
: …To buy you things:
:And it's worth it just to hear you say…:
:You're gonna give me…:
:Everything…:
:So why I love to come home…:
:'Cause when I get you alone…:
:You know I'll be…:
:Okay…:
:When I'm home…ev'rything seems to be right…:
:When I'm home…feelin' you holding me tight…tight…yeah!...:
:It's been a hard…day's…night…:
:And I've been workin'…like a dog:
:It's been a hard…day's…night…:
:I should be sleepin'…like a log…:
:But when I get home to you…:
:I find the thing that you do…:
:Will make me feel…all right…:
:So why I love to come home…:
:'Cause when I get you alone…:
:You know I feel…:
:Okay…:
:When I'm home…ev'rything seems to right …:
:When I'm home…feelin' you holding me tight…tight…yeah!...:
:It's been a hard…day's…night…:
:And I've been workin'…like a dog:
:It's been a hard…day's…night…:
:I should be sleepin'…like a log…:
:But when I get home to you…:
:I find the thing that you do…:
:Will make me feel…all right…:
:You know I feel…all right…:
:You know I feel…:
:All…right:
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Jasmine and Chou: -Giggling (and laughing) hysterically-
Saito: -Very large anger mark-
Jasmine: -Unable to contain laughter- AH-HAHAHAHAA! That did not go the way I was expecting it to! I was soooooo sugar high when I wrote this…
Chou: Tokio has a "sexy pose"! AH-HAHAHAHAHAA!
Saito: -Takes out katana- Jasmine and Chou. Soku. Zan
Jasmine and Chou: -Eyes widen-
Jasmine: -Takes off- YOU CAN'T KILL ME, WOLFIE, I'M THE AUTHORESS!
Chou: -Sweat drops- Hey Jasmine, wait for me! Don't leave ma' here with dis psyco!
Saito: -Maniacal glint in eyes- Chou. Soku. Zan.
Chou: SAVE MEEEEE!
Jasmine: GAH! 'TILL NEXT TIME, LOYAL REVIEWERS, THIS IS THE ABOUT-TO-DIE JASMINE REINIER, SIGNING OFF!
-People only have hope because they cannot see Death standing behind them-
R and R!