"This isn't just revenge for White Crow. I just don't like you. Go to Hell." – Benitora (Samurai Deeper Kyo)
Jasmine: Sighs forlornly Well, here we are…my eighth chappie…and me having to use crutches…damn ankle…damn bus…damn field-trip…
Chou: It's not tha' bad, Jazzy-chan…at leas' ya' can stay home from tha' schoo' place!
Saito: The baka Ryu almost fell trying to get to her computer… Snickers
Jasmine: Glares Broomie, will you do the happy dance because I so obviously can't?
Chou: Twitches GAH! No way!
Jasmine: Puppy dog eyes Pwease?
Chou: Sweat drops Oh, fine… Happy dances
Saito: Clutches stomach AH-HAHAHAA! It's a Kodak moment!
Jasmine: Stares How do you know about Kodak moments? Ah well…hey Wolfie, look! IT'S TOKIO!
Saito: WHAT? WH-WHERE? Takes off and hides in nearest closet
Jasmine: Grins I knew that would get him to shut up…Oh! The disclaimer: Let this pain of not owning Rurouni Kenshin cause some random person to step on my ankle, and may my screams of agony be heard all the way to-
Chou: Can I stop now? Still happy dancing
Jasmine: Grins Sure! Let's see…I don't own Wolfie or Broomie, but if I could find some plushies…Evil thought YES! TO E-BAY! (Which I don't own)
Chou: Sweat drops Jazzy-chan also don't own dis song…Kami-sama, save meh…
To Samuraiduck27: Big grin YAY! I just love Valentine's Day! So much…FLUFF! Tee hee…Last chappie was really fun to write! I apologize for my weirdness, though, for I was sugar-high while writing it. This one's also dedicated to you! WHOO! Happy almost birthday! (Watch out for the Hugs of Death-also known as HODs- They randomly attack when you least expect them to…just like the killer cars from Monty Python!)
To GreenEyedFloozy: Sweat drops Heh heh? Oh, and don't let those damn flamers get you down, "Aurore"-chan! Your story is great! Weasel Girl-Sama can go to hell…It's not like she was FORCED to read it! Feh, and I don't give a damn if she flames me…it just proves her stupidity... Defiant face
To Lexi-Teniro: YAY! Long time no see, Lexi! Grins Whoo! I'm happy to know I rocked sox! Okay, I'll do a Saito/Kaoru pairing…let's just hope random, angry reviewers Sweat drops don't mug me…
Jasmine: Okay, this chappie's dedicated to both Samuraiduck27 and Lexi-Teniro, SD for requesting it, and Lexi for helping me out during the field trip. I never would have made it to the cabin without you! And I shall persevere through this! LONG LIVE THE POWER OF FLUFF! Oh, and I know there are drug references in this song, but please ignore them. I'm trying to get a fluffy scene out of it…heh heh…
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Lucy In The Sky With Diamonds
:Picture yourself in a boat on a river:
"Kenshin, are you sure about this?"
:With tangerine trees and marmalade skies:
"This one is positive, Kaoru-dono, that he is!"
:Somebody calls you, you answer quite slowly:
"Well…if you say so…I suppose…"
:A girl with kaleidoscope eyes:
The redheaded rurouni grinned at Kaoru lovingly, and the said girl blushed. "This one is sure that you are going to love this boat ride, Kaoru-dono, that he is!"
:Cellophane flowers of yellow and green:
Kaoru swallowed hard. "Yes…I hope so…"
:Towering over your head:
Kenshin gently steered the young kendo instructor into the small wooden boat he had rented. The rurouni beamed and picked up the paddle.
:Look…for…the…girl…with…the…sun in her eyes and she's gone:
"Are you c-certain you know how to r-row this thing? I-is it safe to be d-doing this?" Kaoru stuttered, ashamed of her fear.
:Lucy in the sky, with diamonds…Lucy in the sky, with diamonds:
"Kaoru-dono, this one promises that he will not let anything happen to you." The redheaded rurouni stepped into the boat and used the paddle to push it away from shore. The vessel bobbed gently in the wind for a second, and darted forward as Kenshin began to row.
:Lucy in the sky, with diamonds…Aaaaahhhhh…:
Kaoru squeaked and held tightly to the edge of the craft, not noticing how white her knuckles were becoming. She shut her eyes tight and thought about anything but where she was at the moment.
:Follow her down to a bridge by a fountain:
Kenshin looked at her with concern. "This one is sorry, Kaoru-dono. If you want to go back, this one can-"
:Where rocking horse people eat marshmallow pies:
"N-NO! That's o-okay, Kenshin…I-I'll get used to it…" In fact, the stupid boat didn't seem so bad anymore. Actually, the constant rocking motion was…kinda nice…
:Ev'ryone smiles as you drift past the flowers:
The only noises that could be heard were an occasional frog or bird, the gentle splash of Kenshin's oar, and Kaoru's slow breathing. It was peaceful indeed.
:That grow so incredibly high:
The sky was painted with the breathtaking colors of dusk. Light pinks dotted the horizon. Deep oranges blended with soft purples and muted yellows. Many, many shades of blue were swirled around in the mix, creating a look that resembled an artist's canvas.
:Newspaper taxis appear on the shore:
Kaoru sighed happily and let her fingers dip into the cool water. She watched the lazy ripples flow away with detached interest. What (actually, who) the kendo instructor really wanted to focus on was the rurouni behind her, but she didn't dare say a thing lest she disturb their quiet tranquility.
:Waiting to take you away:
Finally, Kenshin decided to speak. "Are you enjoying yourself, Kaoru-dono?" The grin was audible in his voice.
:Climb…in…the…back…with…your…head in the clouds and you're gone:
"Yes Kenshin…I always am…when I'm with you." The young kendo instructor smirked mischievously and flicked her wet fingers at the rurouni, successfully sending drops of water into his face.
:Lucy in the sky, with diamonds…Lucy in the sky, with diamonds:
Kenshin blinked…and blinked…and blinked. Then, with an evil smirk of his own, he cupped some water from the river and threw it upon the woman in front of him.
:Lucy in the sky, with diamonds… Aaaaahhhhh…:
"HEY! Kenshin, you jerk!" Kaoru brought back her arm and splashed the rurouni with all her might. A large fan of water washed over him.
:Picture yourself in a train in a station:
"Oro!" Kenshin coughed and spit out a stream of water. His bright orange-red hair was now plastered to his forehead, and he resembled a drowned rat. A cute drowned rat, that is.
:With plasticine porters, with looking glass ties:
Kaoru snickered, but her laughter was short-lived.
:Suddenly someone is there at the turnstile…:
A loud splash echoed through the now night sky.
:The girl with kaleidoscope eyes:
Kaoru came up sputtering. "KENSHIN, YOU JERK! I CAN'T BELEVE YOU TIPPED THE BOAT OVER!"
:Lucy in the sky, with diamonds…Lucy in the sky, with diamonds:
The young kendo instructor blinked and treaded water. "K-Kenshin?" The rurouni was nowhere to be found.
:Lucy in the sky, with diamonds…:
"Kenshin, where are you? K-Kenshin? Tell me you're just playing a joke…Ke-"
:Aaaaahhhhh…:
The rurouni surfaced suddenly right in front of her.
A scream tore through the air.
"KENNNNSHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIN!"
And a loud cracking noise followed by an "oro".
"I can't believe you tipped the boat! What were you thinking? I hope you know that you can be a huge jerk sometimes!" A red-faced Kaoru ranted, shoving her bokken back into her kimono.
"Ororororo…this one is sorry Kaoru-dono, that he is…"
"And now my favorite kimono is ruined! Kenshin, you are such a-"
Utter silence. Not even the birds or the frogs made a noise.
"This one is such a what, Kaoru-dono?" Kenshin asked softly, removing his lips slightly from the kendo instructor's own.
But Kaoru could only stare. She lifted her hand to her mouth as if in a dream. "Kenshin…"
The rurouni beamed and wrapped his arms around her, holding her close. "Yes, my beautiful Kaoru-dono?"
(Okay, that was just cruel. Even I pity Kaoru at this point…oh, the blush-factor…)
And Kaoru did, indeed, blush. That was to be expected, right? Yes, well…this was no normal blush. Think of a tomato red mixed with black and multiply it by eight. Why eight, you ask? 'Cause I like the number eight. End of story.
"Ke…Ken…Kensh…Kenshi…"
Kenshin smiled and ran his hands lazily through the kendo instructor's hair. "Go on…"
"K-KENSHIN, YOU JERK!"
The rurouni assumed the oro face. "ORO?"
CAH-RACK!
"I CANNOT BELIEVE YOU! GAH! YOU ARE SO INCONSIDERATE!"
"Ororororo…"
Kaoru put her bokken away and grinned evilly. "This is how you give a girl a kiss, you moron…"
And they kissed. Many, many times, I might add. Yes, it was a regular kiss-a-palooza. Under the beautiful full moon, too, with the birds singing and the frogs croaking. Everything was fine until Sano found them, but that is a tale for another time…
:Picture yourself in a boat on a river:
:With tangerine trees and marmalade skies:
:Somebody calls you, you answer quite slowly:
:A girl with kaleidoscope eyes:
:Cellophane flowers of yellow and green:
:Towering over your head:
:Look…for…the…girl…with…the…sun in her eyes and she's gone:
:Lucy in the sky, with diamonds…Lucy in the sky, with diamonds:
:Lucy in the sky, with diamonds…Aaaaahhhhh…:
:Follow her down to a bridge by a fountain:
:Where rocking horse people eat marshmallow pies:
:Ev'ryone smiles as you drift past the flowers:
:That grow so incredibly high:
:Newspaper taxis appear on the shore:
:Waiting to take you away:
:Climb…in…the…back…with…your…head in the clouds and you're gone:
:Lucy in the sky, with diamonds…Lucy in the sky, with diamonds:
:Lucy in the sky, with diamonds… Aaaaahhhhh…:
:Picture yourself in a train in a station:
:With plasticine porters, with looking glass ties:
:Suddenly someone is there at the turnstile…:
:The girl with kaleidoscope eyes:
:Lucy in the sky, with diamonds…Lucy in the sky, with diamonds:
:Lucy in the sky, with diamonds…:
:Aaaaahhhhh…:
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Jasmine: Yawns Okay, that took a while…so, I suppose I'm not gonna post MSPAS, but I'm thinkin' of writin' a Chou/Tae fic…
Chou: Eyes widen EH?
Saito: In closet
Jasmine: Sighs I guess I'll do the Sano/Megumi song next, and then it's gonna be the Saito/Kaoru one…Maybe I'll write the Chou/Tae fic first, though…at least the first chappie…
Chou: GAH! No way! No fics about meh!
Jasmine: Ignores Well, 'till next time, loyal reviewers, this is the injured and annoyed Jasmine Reinier, signing off.
-People only have hope because they cannot see Death standing behind them-
R and R!