(Stares at the amount of reviews on the first chapter) Wow, 18 reviews on that little thing? I LOVE YOU GUYS! I guess I have to keep going. There's a contest in this chapter so see the note at the end of the chapter.

Disclaimer: I own nothing except Kamiya.

"Itachi!" Sasuke shrieked, pointing dramatically at the cloaked figure in the doorway. "You evil bastard! I'll kill you!"

"Calm down, Sasuke-kun," Kamiya soothed. "Itachi is not here for you to brutally murder; he is here to help you over come your problems, explain himself, -and hide from the fangirls down the hall."

"Yaoi fangirls" Itachi clarified with a shudder.

Sasuke slowly calmed himself and sat down in a squishy leather chair. "Alright," He said to Itachi. "I wont kill you YET."

Kamiya clapped her hands together cheerfully. "Now that that's settled; Itachi, please clarify why you did what you did."

Itachi sat down in a chair and clasped his hands before his face. "It all started when my aunt called me fat." He began.

"WHAT!?" Sasuke exploded, jumping out of his chair. "YOU EXPECT ME TO BELIEVE THAT CRAP!?"

"Sit down, Sasuke-kun." Kamiya sighed as she doodled on her clipboard.

Sasuke slowly sat back in his seat. Itachi quietly regarded him out of the corner of his eye.

"Well, maybe it didn't start with that. Over time all the stress from all of father's expectations had been building up. My aunt calling me fat was probably just the last straw. So I killed her." He shrugged. "I suppose I was chemically imbalanced at the time. Before I knew it, I had killed them all."

Staring silently with his mouth hanging open, Sasuke slowly absorbed this new information.

"I'm still going to kill you, you know."

"I know."

"Slowly and painfully."

"I know."

"In a process that involves a pointy stick and a biology teacher."

"Very creative."

"Thank you."

"You've put a lot of thought into this, haven't you?."

"….Yes."

A moment of silence passed.

"Alright." Said Itachi as he stood. "I'll be going now."

"Goodbye and thank you for you assistance." Kamiya waved. Sasuke vaguely wondered what the hell had just happened.

After Itachi's departure, the room fell silent once again.

"………"

"………"

"Weren't there yaoi fangirls out there?"

"Yup."

"………"

"………"

"Can I leave now?"

"Nope."

"……….."

"THEY'RE AFTER ME!" A shriek came from down the hall. Itachi followed shortly after, bursting into the room and jumping out the window as means of escape.

"Here come the yaoi fangirls." Kamiya sighed and pulled a white sheet out of her desk. She walked over to Sasuke and draped the sheet over his head. She then walked back to her desk and sat down.

Mere seconds later, a crowd of rabid yaoi fangirls broke the door down. "WHERE IS ITACHI-SAMA!?" They cried in unison.

"Not here." Was Kamiya's simple reply.

"Aw, poo." Said one of the fangirls. "I wanted to pair him with Kisame!"

"Ew! That shark-man?!" Cried another. "We should pair him with Naruto!"

"No, Neji!"

"No! Orochimaru!"

"SASUKE!" Another shouted over the others.

"YEAH! SASUKE!" They exclaimed in unison once again.

Beneath the sheet, Sasuke shuddered.

"Isn't Sasuke supposed to be in here now?"

"Actually, Itachi just burst in, grabbed him, and the frolicked off to have a wonderfully incestful yaoi relationship." Kamiya lied.

"IT'S LIKE A DREAM COME TRUE!" The yaoi fangirls squealed. "LET'S GO TAKE PICTURES AND WRITE FANFICS ABOUT IT!"

They then broke down the newly repaired door on their way out.

"You can come out now, Sasuke-kun."

Sasuke pulled the sheet off his head. "That was scary." He looked at the door, open but no longer broken. "Who fixes your doors so fast?"

"A friend." Kamiya said, pointing to the door.

Blinking, Sasuke noticed a blond man dressed in white and gold robes walking down the hallway, a bag of jumbo marshmallows tucked under his arm. He stopped and looked into the room.

"Have you seen Kyuu-han?" He asked.

"He was with Naruto."

"…….. Where's Naruto?"

Kamiya looked at her watch. "He should be here any second."

"Thanks!" The man chirped before looking around shiftily and sneaking off humming the 'Mission Impossible' theme.

"Who was that?" Asked Sasuke.

"A friend who was looking for another friend who was with a friend."

"Okay…" Sasuke muttered. He could've sworn he had seen that man before. "Can I leave now?"

"No. You still have…" She trailed off, counting on her fingers. "-Six visitors left."

"This is going to be a long day."

Yay! Second chapter done!

REVIEWER ALERT! If you can guess who the strange man who fixed the door was, I'll send you a picture of him.

Hint: He IS a Naruto character. It'll be hard to guess but it's not impossible. He is NOT a nameless background character. The form he's in now isn't the same as you see him in the anime/manga but you can still tell who he is. Sasuke 'met' him in the Chuunin Exams

SNG, you know who he is and you already have the pic so don't give it away.

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