HEY PPL! This is my first fic! Have you ever wondered about some of the weird stuff that goes on in InuYasha? Well, my friend and me have come up with theories for many of them! I hope you enjoy this and laugh as hard as we did!

Chapter Two: Hair

In all of the episodes in this series, most of the characters hair has stayed pretty and neat. How is this possible? Whether they are demonic or mortal, their hair stays nice and always falls back in place. For example, when InuYasha and Sesshoumaru are fighting in their father's skeleton, did their hair get bloody? Did it get tangled? Did it look just plain bad? No! Even when hit, neither brothers got their pretty silver hair messed up! Why is this you may ask? Well…

InuYasha: NOOOO! NOT YOUR SKREWY THEORIES AGAIN!

DarkAssassin92: SILENCE YOU FOOL! InuYasha hides in corner That's better. So anyways, lets got on with the theories shall we? (n.n)

Theory #1: They wear wigs over their actual hair. E.x….

InuYasha falls off of a bridge coz of the 'osuwari' spell. He then falls in the 'dirty' water.

InuYasha: Crap!

Director: InuYasha what happened! Yells off stage Hey! Get another wig!

InuYasha: My poor pretty hair…takes off wig and fluffs his real hair even if it was fake it still was pretty..

Sesshoumaru: sneers My hair is prettier than yours you dirty half-breed.

InuYasha: WTH!

Sesshoumaru: We simply aren't in the same class. Gets cut off by an angry InuYasha

Director: Ok! InuYasha we got you a new one! Sees the two brothers fighting greeeee-eeeaaaaat… another family feud… walks off

Theory #2: They have water resistant hair…not much to say about this one….

Theory #3: They have stunt doubles for the dirty scenes (NOT THAT KIND OF DIRTY! Honestly…such sick minded people…)

Episode 'Howling Winds of Betrayal': InuYasha is about to get covered with the ookami deamon's blood.

Director: OK! Get the stunt double out there! Backstage crew drags some poor cos-player onto the set. InuYasha goes off for a ramen break.

Stunt double: W-What's g-goin' on? Can't a dude cos-play with out being dragged away by fangirls (hah. That don happen in real life you fag…)

Director: Ok! On with the scene! Action! The episode continues with the stunt double getting the crud beaten out of him and almost gets killed by an 'angry' Kouga. The medics drag off the bloody body and InuYasha comes back. Great InuYasha you're back! Your double was just about to die anyways!

InuYasha: Ok. Hit me with the fake blood. (not very manly I know but it just goes along with the theory so work with me people.) fake blood is splashed on him and he plops himself into the crater. The rest of the episode plays out……

LATER…………

Director: Hey DarkAssassin92! We got a letter in the mail! Its something about that dude you told us to grab off of the street.

DarkAssassin92: huh? Reads letter …ummmmm…just let Naraku take care of it….

So how was that? Good? Funny? All reviews are welcome but be warned…if you send me flames you're gonna get one hell of a reply back…thanx! (n.n) ja matte ne!