A/N: Rini: Hello! Hello! How's everyone 2day? Now that i'm back in Flrodia, i miss Zenn and 'Ponine already! Thank u all for the reviews so muchly and we look froward in recieving a much more after this chapter.

Eduardo: Can u just get on with the wrigiting while i'm still alive?

Rini: Hush u, u do know that patience is virtue! LEARN THAT why don't u? snicker Anyway, ...Wow, i just learned something new, typing with asteriks around a word au2matically bolds a word in MS word! Don't u just love it?

Eduardo: Shut up Rini and hey! U bolded my name... growls There it goes agaiN!

Rini: hehehe, experience the power of an authoress!

Eduardo: i will leave if u don't get on with it now, or act dead for that matter.

Rini: Okay, okay! Geez, chill why don't u?

What can go wrong will go wrung

Chapter: Tree-Tawny Kills!

Voldiewart leers at the pair Sluterin and Gryffindork duo. "It is so nice 2 see u, don't u all think i'm wonderful?" He asks, buffing his nails. "Dear me, i need a mirror..." he said, whipping out his wand, causing Harry 2 flinch and uttered a word. "ah...ha, i look better than i did few minutes minutes ago!"

Harry sweat dropped and Draco fell over anime style.

"Um, Dark Lord, are u quite alright? Do u need some cand—" asked Draco and something—someone ran by the three of them with a huge stack of paper. Suddenly, Dumbledore was in the Hall somehow and the person who ran (A/N: Guess who! XD) was Percy Weaslbee.

"Sir! Here's the stack of papers u need 2 do, i know there's three feet worth of work, but u usually handle much more than that, don't u?" asked Percy with the usual pompous air about him.

"Ah, yes... that paperwork i was waiting for, yes, indeed it is true that i have a tonn of paperwork. Why i have 2 deal with such matter,s i'll never understand..." he said, trailling off when he took the stack of papers. Soon followed by Percy, came Fudge who was the only one besides the Slut and Dork duo, noticed Voldie there.

"HEWHOMUSTNUTBENAMED! OHNOWHATAREWEGOING 2 DO? AHHH! PERCYRUNNNN! ITS HIM!" yelled Fudge, running in circles out of sheer panick. Voldeward sweat dropped at the Minister and sighed.

"Doesn't he understand the nuances of being pretty?" asked Voldie, signing exasperatedly.

"Um..." mumbled Harry, shuffling his feet nervously. "What are u doing here, Voldie?"

"Plz, call me 2m," said Voldie, waving his hand. "Now, do u know where Sev is?"

"First Dumydore now u!" yelled Harry, "For all i know, he is down in his quarters having drinks with Serious and Remmy!" He ran off away from the group and in2 another maze of corridors. Sighing, taking deep breath 2 catch his breath, he shook his head. He had 2 s2p being so angry and so angsty. 'Well, u do that often, don't u? U've got 2o many problems 2 handle as it is...' thought Harry, feeling the loss of esteem.

He decided 2 calm his nerves down by staying in one of teh classroom. Pushing a door open, he saw the horrible situation. It was none other than Crabbe and Goyle. Seeing them shagging so hard, he realized why they weren't with Malfoy. They were indeposible.

Screaming, Harry ran out of the room, wanting 2 bleech his eyes and mind of the image that was surely 2 stick in his mind for the rest of his miserable life. Running blindly, he saw out of the corneer of his eye, he see the Creepy kids and screamed even louder. Within the next second, the Creepy kids found themselves in the portable swamp again. Still, Harry did not slow down.

Harry found himself in the dungeons again and sighed of relief. Suddenly, the twins reappeared in front of Harry, grinning evilly. Harry felt intimdated and feared 2 ask.

"Hiya Harry!" said one of the twins. "What's up?"

"Trying 2 get away..." he answered.

"Oh well, we're going 2 prank on the Muarders next! i can't believe after all these years, u..."

"...knew about them!"

"Yeah, and one of them was ur dad!"

"The very dad who made the map!" said the other accusingly. Harry's eyes misted at the mention of his father. The twins back down, when they saw the sorrow in his eyes.

"Sorry..." said the first one that spoke.

"We didn't mean 2 bring that up, honest," he said.

"Forget it, guys," said Harry tiredly. "Plz just leave," said Harry.

"Alright, we'll leave, on the account that we get the Muraders!"

The twins went down the corridor where Serious, Remmy and Sevvie went into for their tea. Sighing a self-pitied sigh, Harry walked down a diffferent corridor. Somehow, he found himself in the Charms' wing and found Flitwick drinking something out of a potion vial. Suddendly, his professor gained a foot with each five seconds. Harry couldn't believe it, his professor was taller than even Professor Snape! but no where near Hagrid's hieght.

Professor Flitwick whipped a wand out and created a mirror and he squealed.

"YES! i'm finally tall! Bwhahaha! Now Minnie will look at me! So will Professor Hawk-eyed lady! (A/N: i'm so sorry, i can't remember the Hawk-eyed lady's name... forgive me...) HAHAHA!" he laughed gleefully, rubbing his hands in excitement as he walked into his classroom. Harry found the entire scene 2o be way bizzare for Harry's liking. Shaking his head sadly, he continued 2 walk, angsting as usual.

Harry noticed from behind that the wolve came running and jumped on Flitwick, licking madly. Harry didn't know what 2 do but stare. Shaking his head, at least Remmy can control himself, must be the Wolfsbane potion. Then Snape comes in from behind the Wolve and spoke.

"Oh u are such a nice Doggy, don't u think so, Harry?" asked Sevvie. Harry looked away angrily. "What's wrong? Why are u angsty?"

"Because no one will ever understand me so Fire trUCK u! (A/N: That's censorship for Fuck, btw. Coined by of forums! ;;) So, leave me alone!" yelled Harry, sorrow filling his ached heart. Snape frowned at Harry and walked 2wards him.

"i'm really sorry 2 hear that, i didn't know u were feeling this way..." said Snape sadly. "i'm so sorry for ridiculing u for all these years. i... i'm so sorry, can u ever forgive me?"

"Sure, i'll forgive u..." replied Harry. "Anyway, Professor, i need 2 go somewhere else 2 think."

"Alright, just make sure that u don't run into any of my friends. Some of them are quite angry with the Dark Lord since he's gotten so narcisstic and only pays attention 2 his looks."

"oh alright, i'l l be careful then..." he said, about 2 walk off. Tree-Tawny came down the corridor where Harry was headed. She was carrying a goblet of something steamy. Harry wondered why she was out of her tower for the first time in her life. On closer look, Harry became incredulous, instead of some spacey and dreamy look, there was a murderous and gleeful glint in her eyes.

"Ohhh Mr. Pot-head!" she greeted with a human voice instead of a misty voice she usually harbored. "How delightful it is 2 see u today! i've missed having u in my Divinitation calss. U had always such an Eye i wanted 2 examine and imagine my distress when u dropped out of the class! Now for that browned hair curly friend of urs, that was a different case as she never had any Eye of sight. Now, won't u have a drink with me?" she asked, offering him the goblet.

Harry stared at the goblet suspicously and looked at Snape who also examined the goblet carefully.

"May i?" asked Snape, reaching for the goblet. Tree-Tawny pulled away from him, shaking her head visibly.

"no, can't risk u poising our Harry!" she said jokingly.

"u do know that i would never willingly poising a student," Sev said.

"But, i heard stories! i know in the future u willl poison a student!" yelled the Divination teacher.

"Don't be imprudent and now 2 hand that over or i willl accio it!" threatned snape. Still, the Divie professor still will nnot relent. (A/N: Whoops, i'm typing on the buss so i hope u don't mind the repeated letters!) Snape snarled and uttered the summonging charm and the goblet slipped of the Divie's professor's long and prickly fingers. She tried 2 snatch it back but failed as her whimpy lil fingers broke themselves as she fell 2 the ground. Snape smirked and Harry grinned. Now the fraud can never predict again! (A/N: BWHAHAHA! Celebrate!)

Then Snape checked the drink with a wave of his wand and frowned. "It is a good thing that i am here, Harry, this potion's poisoned." "Really? Why would she do that?" asked Harry. "Because... good point, i don't know. The lady's a fraud anyway." "That is true, well, what are do we do 2 now?"

"i'll get u Potter! i will make u dead so my predictions can finally come true! WHAAA! MY FINGERS! OH MERLINS' BEARD IT HURTS!" sobbed Tree-Tawny.

"i suggest we throw her off the Owlery." hSnape said after watching the pathetic Tree-Tawny cry. (A/N: DIE BITCH DIE! BUWAHAHA!)

"But, sirry u can't! he can't die!" yelled Harry, preotesting.

"But Harry, she kepted predicting ur dismise every class u were in! She deserves death," said Snape. Harry shook his head.

"No life should be taken, not even Voldies!"

"What about Lucius?" asked Snape, frowning.

"Not even him..." replied Harry, glaring. "But," Harry said, perking. "We can still kick the bitch."

"Ah, an excellent idea..." Snape agreed and the pair proceeded 2 kick the bitch. Harry saw Umbridge approaching the three and his face glowed with anger. (A/N: DIE, DIE! SHE WILL DIE!) Harry felt someone holding him back and pulled his arm out of the grasp and ran over 2 the bitch. Whipping a wand out, he produced a knife. Before Umbitch can even scream, harry jumped on him. "This is for all the torturous session u given me!" yelleed Harry, stabbing her staomache. Bllood speilled out and Harry was yelling incoherent words as he kept stabbing her, in the chest, the neck, shoulders, arms, elbows, legs, theights. funny bone (A/N: i don't know where the funny bone but i just had 2 insert it!), and many other various of body parts that was once thought 2 be impossible 2 penetrate with a knife.

Panting, Harry stepped away, whiping the blood off his face. Oh, he was satisfied, very much so. In a distant, he heard a bellow roar that belonged 2 Fluffy, straining his ears, he realized that Fluffy was celebrating Umbitches death! Grinning manically, he looked at snape who stared at him as tho he never met him before. Waving his professor good night, he walked away 2 some other corridor 2 explore. He found a cute baby chimera and Harry just beamed with awe-ness. He forgot all of his sorrow amd misery. Picking the baby up, the animel just crooned delightfuly. Harry strocked the chimera's stomach lovingly and decided 2 take care of the baby as he saw that the mother was no where in sight.

Carrying the baby, he found another baby, except this time, it was a three-headed doog. Again, Harry nearly swooned at the sight of three heads playing with each other in a cute way. (A/N: Isn't that sound sooo cute? Imagine!) Harry saw Hagrid bounding down the hallway with a Chimera and Fluffy and (A/N: Guess who's back!) Norbert in tow. Harry gaped at Hagrid's handling of chimera.

"Wow, Hagrid, can u realy take care of chimera? i didn't now!" exclaimed Harry, and realised tat chimera wanted the baby yback. "oh… u want ur babky back? i'm sorry, here…." He gave the baby 2 the mother chimera. "well i guess i gotta go…." Announced Harry, leaving Hagrid there.

A/N: Sry, it's not a cliffy but u understand! Next up is 'Ponine.

Thank the Merlin, my self-torture session is over. Hope u liked the…. Chapter. 'grins'.