Chapter 3—the skiped sourting (and outher strange happenings)
A/N: Ponine- hey all! It's Ponine ready to write my part of the story!
Susan- what about me?
Ponine- (rolls eyes) and my muse, Susan.
Susan- hi!
Ponine- can we get on with it?
Susan- fine!
Ponine- okay, here's the third chapter of What Can Go Wrong Will Go Wrung.
Susan- I hope you enjoy!
Ponine- sarcastically I'm sure they will.
Time for torture! BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
as hary kontinued wallking, he saw sumtheing that was very, very, very, very, very, very strange—professur fludick was three times taller than he usualy was. suddenly, an announcment came overhead that told every1 to go to the hate fall at once (A/N: can you guess for what?). when every1 was in the great hall, profesor McGongall told a small grope of people standin in front of her that they would be sourtde into their houses- Gryffindork, Hufflepouf, Ravenflaw and Sluterin. when the sorting was over a half hour later, Dumbldore steped out from the tteacher's table, a big green on his face. harry sighed and looked around at the smiling faces he was depressed because no one was paying atention to him. he looked at the head table to see Snap loking at him, a confuseded look on his face.
"what are u starng at, Potter?" snape mouthed acrossed the room.
"nothing, you git," harry mouthed back.
Suddenly, a loud groaning noise sounded from down the table. It was profusser Spit and she was in labor.
"somebody git madame poofy!" one of the Gryffindorks called out.
"im right here, you fowl evil creature!" madame poofy called out down the table. She maid her way to where profusser spit was crawled.
"it's a. . .uh. . .girl, I thing," poofy told the group of peoples. The babi was very ugly – it lookd part giant, part hummus.
It was a hour later and the students returned to they're dormitiories. Harry was still berry depressed. He didn't care if peole didn't like him ne more. It was the next day and draco mudfoy was in a ballerina costume passing out candy to everyone that passed by, a big smile on his face. As he passed candy to hari, harry pulls drako close and kisses him. he didn't care if people were watching. As soon as drako pulled away, harry started chasing him around the gret hull.
"Daddy! Help me!" drako shouted as harry chased him out the great hall and into an empty class room. As harry tried to take off drako's ballerina outfit, mr. malofy came running into the classrm. He loked at harry with disgust and smiled at drako.
"daddy, the mean little gryffindork tried to hurt me!" drako said in a tattling tone.
"oh really?" mr. malfoy said, still glacing at harry.
"yeah. . .he. . ." b4 drako could talke any further, a tiny red and golld cobra wrapped itself around harrys ankle. Drako's face went white with fear.
"what's the matter, sluterin? afraid of snakes?" harry asked in a mocking tone.
"y-y-y-y-yes, potty. I'm afraid of snakes," drako said, bursting into tears.
It was later that day and harry was walking towards potions with professur snap when all of a sudden, he saw pansy Parkinson and lavender brown walking towards him, lavender looking a little larger than usual. Right behind them were ginny and luna. Ginny was a little larger then usual, tooo.
TBC
I know, I know it's an evil place for a cliffie, but I want someone else to have a go at this humorus story and that would be my friend, Zenn. I hope all of you enjoyed this part of the story.
Now for something completely different—Zenn's turn!