A/N: For HP1. I don't own any HP characters. Sing to "Under the Sea"! (I don't own the melody either just the reworked lyrics.)
Fresh mowed grass is always greener
On somebody else's lawn.
Your parents, dey grow up dere –
But look at how dey went down.
Just look at da things around you.
(Don't step out your closet door!)
Dud's wonderful things surround you!
(Don't touch - you're not who they're for!)
On Privet Drive
On Privet Drive
(We don't want you too close,
Cause you're really
gross!)
On Privet Drive.
Dose wizards, dey are weirdos;
Deir owls, dey stay up late.
Dey wear deir robes out in public!
(Have you heard dey even mate?)
We want you to stay here with us.
(Just don't make a mess again!)
Crackpot old fools, dey can leave now;
We're not gonna let dem in!
On Privet Drive
On Privet Drive
(We don't want you too close,
Cause you're really
gross!)
On Privet Drive.
On Privet Drive
On Privet Drive
(We don't want you too close,
Cause you're really
gross!)
On Privet Drive.
Spoken
So Harry, how about you stay wit us mon?