Done as a parody of the well-known J/K plot device of Jaina finding Jag cheating on her, then running into Kyp's arms. Contains mention of a homosexual relationship and insinuations of interspecies 'ship, so if that squicks you, go away.
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Jaina was becoming worried. She had seen Jag only intermittedly in the last six months, and every time she saw him, he acted colder and colder, not listening to what she said or paying her any mind at all.
So she set out to look for him. For once, they were on the same base, so he couldn't have gone far. Stretching out her perception in the Force, she could feel Jag in a broom closet with a mutual friend. She immediately sighed in relief, knowing that nothing could be happening between them. Probably got locked in like always.
And with a lighter heart and a quicker step, she began walking in their direction, her countenance much brighter.
So it was to even greater shock and awe – I mean, surprise and horror -that she found them locked together in a passionate embrace in the closet, flushed and panting and quite obviously making out. Jag had a dazed and glazed look in his eyes that he had never had with her.
They stared back at her, embarrassed and ashamed and just a little fearful. Jag spoke first.
"Jaina, I can explain…"
With those words, Jaina felt her horror transform into a deep-seated rage, and a malicious bolt of black lightning sprang from her hands toward Jag. Fortunately for him, it was dispelled by his paramour.
Her immediate attempt at revenge derailed by the stealer of her boyfriend, Jaina's lower lip began trembling. She stood in the doorway, staring in a sort of shock at them, then abruptly turned around and began running for the one constant in her life, the one thing that would never leave her.
And as Jag Fel watched Jaina Solo run to her wookiee, Kyp Durron gripped his shoulder.
"That…could have gone better."
"No, you think?"