Chap. 2 an unpleasant surprise

I'm back, and I'm hotter than ever! Or whatever! Here's the new chapter:

"WHAT'S THIS?" Kyo hollered in rage. Large Marge had just brought them their food, and Shigure had, without asking, ordered a big plate with leek, onion and miso on the side for Kyo. Of course, Kyo was outrageous.

"It is leek, onion and miso on the side, just like the man over there ordered." Large Marge replied tonelessly and turned to Shigure. "Are you giving me my money or what?"

"Oh, yes, yes!" Shigure smiled and looked through his pockets, without success. "Hmm.."

"I don't like the sound of that "hmm" Yuki said casually. "You DID bring your wallet, right?"

"Well, I'm sure I brought it, I just can't find it! I mean, I remember clearly how I put it in my pocket… but I took it out again, to put some real money in it!"

"Real money... YOU FORGOT YOUR WALLET?" Kyo hollered for the second time in this chapter.

"Obviously." Yuki mumbled, as he just HAD to say it, but he still didn't really want Kyo to get even CRAZIER and LOUDER. Of course, Yuki's comment wasn't quiet enough. Maybe it's because Kyo has EARS FROM HELL? No, Yuki actually said it rather loud.

"SHUT UP, YOU GIRLY MAN!"

"I will twist your arm off, you useless cat!"

And so, the battle was unavoidable. While Kyo and Yuki was trying to kill each other, Tohru looked at them unhappily, and Shigure tried to avoid having to pay for the food because he was too lazy to go ALL the 2 blocks home and get the wallet.

"KYO AND YUKI ARE MAKING TOHRU SAD!" Momiji suddenly yelled at the top of his lungs. Kyo and Yuki immediately stopped fighting and looked at the three figures standing just a few feet away.

It was Ayame, Hatori and Momiji.

"Ahh! Aya, Haa-san!" Shigure said happily, as he was SURE they'd help him pay the bill.

"What about me?" Momij asked as if he was about to cry.

"What the hell are you doing here!" Kyo asked loudly, as he was really mad, and couldn't seem to talk with a normal voice.

"What are you talking about, Kyon-kichi? Shigure called and asked us to come!" Ayame said happily and turned around to Tohru. "Happy birthday, Honda Tohru! For your present I will give you your very first kiss." He leaned in closely before both Kyo and Yuki yanked him away and Kyo started to beat him up, kind of.

"What's the matter, Kyo-kichi? Do you not want me to steal Tohru-kun's first kiss before you do?" Ayame said, because I lied when I said Kyo beat him up. At his comment Kyo's face shifted between five shades of red.

"SH- SHUT UP!"

"Kyo wants Tohru's first kiss, Kyo wants Tohru's first kiss!" Momiji sang, and then after Kyo hit him: "Wahh! Kyo hit me!"

"Ky-Kyo-kun!" Tohru stuttered. Kyo immediately calmed down.

"Well, now when all the noise is gone, can we PLEASE talk normally, Kyo-kun?" Shigure said normally. Kyo didn't answer.

"Why are you here, Hatori?" Yuki asked and looked at the silent man with creepily light eyes.

"I have to baby sit Momiji… And Ayame." He replied.

"What are you TALKING about, Haa-san? I don't need a BABYSITTER! That's just CRAZY!" Ayame laughed, but everyone knew, Ayame was just lying. Hatori didn't answer.

"Oohh! What are you eating? Leeks, onion and Miso? So Kyon-kichi has gotten over his Leek-onion-miso phobia?" Ayame continued to RAMBEL! Everyone, except Tohru and Shigure was getting a bit annoyed by now. But that's natural.

"Haa-san, you aren't by any chance carrying your wallet filled with precious money that can pay for Tohru's present because I forgot my wallet, and Tohru will be very sad if you don't help me isn't that right Tohru?" Shigure said this very fast and without space between the words. It's just easier to read if I write it with spaces. I'm thinking about YOU, my dear reader. I love you, and you know it! … Or something.

"Uhh… Mm!" Tohru answered, without really knowing what Shigure said.

But hatori knew, and would NEVER do anything to upset the polite onigiri, so he wordlessly handed Shigure his wallet, so he could pay.

"I'm not doing this for you!" He snarled.

"Yes, yes!" Shigure happily paid Large Marge, and asked her to bring some food for Ayame, Hatori and Momiji, too, so they wouldn't feel hungry.

"Whatever…" Large Marge said and walked away with the new order.

Was this too short? It feels kind of short. If you think this is too short, tell me and I'll make the next chapter longer.

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