And here at last is the long overdue, eagerly awaited chapter two of Fluffy's diary!
Alright, merely awaited then.
…Sorry for taking such a long time to update this. There is a very simple explanation: I hadn't read further in the series when I wrote chapter one. But now I have read up to book twenty and has thus been able to add a bit more to the story! Hope you like it…
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Day Eighty:
Little human girl now not only alive, but can also speak again! Not always grammatically correct, truth to be told, but still. Apparently Tenseiga restored speech at the same time as life.
My sword is so cool.
Day Eighty-one:
Found out little human girl's name. (It was not particularly hard since she says it in practically every sentence.) Little human girl is called Rin. Human names hopelessly boring and tasteless.
She has certainly learnt to speak remarkably well. Well… remarkably much, anyway.
Day Eighty-two:
Gods, why couldn't she just have stayed mute?
Day Ninety-six:
Oh, what a klutz my little brother is. He's gone and let some ogre nibble at Tetsusaiga, and Tetsusaiga is now broken. And I mean that's MY sword! MY sword is broken! Bet he did it only to spite me. Malicious bastard. And what's worse is, to top it all off nicely he seems to have gone and turned full demon, as well. He really goes out of his way to piss me off!
Got all this information second hand on the wind though. It might not be true after all. Not that my astonishingly impressive nose has ever failed me before, but still… you should never believe gossip. If only I'd known that a couple of years ago – then I wouldn't have killed that guy who turned out not to have called me prissy after all. Unusually messy death, and I mean it was my best kimono I ruined. I still mourn it.
Will send Rin and Jaken out to check up on possible truth in the matter. I love having servants.
Day Ninety-seven:
Yuck, yuck, yuck. Disgusting ogre parts all over the place. And it seems that Tetsusaiga was broken, just like I guessed. Ogre's teeth full of Tetsusaiga-smell.
Ooh, just had a great idea! If I get someone to make a sword from the ogre's teeth, the sword will be stronger than Tetsusaiga! I'm so clever! Will go find a sword smith.
Rin is screaming about ogre's head being dead and bloody and scary. Stupid brat. Wish she had a mute button.
Later: Ew, she was right. It is bloody. Damn! Another kimono ruined.
Day Ninety-eight:
Jaken's been walking around with long-suffering expression for a couple of days now. I think it's because Rin is annoying him to no extent.
Hey, there's a reason to keep the brat.
In other news, have set a guy called Kaijiin-Bo to making me a sword. He has an absolutely appalling dress sense, but is apparently good at making swords. Only trouble is, I don't know how to pay for it – that dragon arm I splurged on recently cut a big chunk out of the budget. Hope he gives credit.
Day One hundred:
Sent Jaken off to Kaijin-Bo to fetch my sword. He didn't return, so I went to check. Arrived at Kaijin-Bo's to find Jaken cut in half.
Probably Kaijin-Bo's way of saying he doesn't give credit.
Day One hundred and one:
Note to self: do not employ sword smiths who have a tendency to become possessed by their swords. Kaijin-Bo was invaded by evil ogre's dead spirit – pretty amateurish if you ask me! – and tried to kill Inu-yasha, which ticks me off big time. That's supposed to be my job!
Kaijin-Bo was a stubborn bastard though, I'll give him that. (Or at least I would give him that, if it wasn't for the fact that he's now dead. Hey, does that mean I don't have to pay?) Even when he was fighting with his head split open it took ages for Inu-yasha and friends to finish him off. - Of course, that could also be because they are completely incompetent. Anyway, while they were standing around and looking at the sword as if it was some fatal instrument of The Evil Ones (Oh wait – it is, isn't it? That explains it) I made my dramatic entrance and took it. Suck on that, losers! Fought a bit with Inu-yasha as well. My sword is cooler than his now, hah, hah!
Was right about him though. Not good. Little bro' can now turn into both a human and a full demon. Unfair! Can't help but feel I got the bad part of the deal. Maybe I should have been a half demon after all.
Day One hundred and two:
Woman called Kagura came to see me today. Thought she wanted to ask me to date, but no such luck. (Am refusing to sulk. I'm prettier than her anyway.) She wanted me to kill Naraku. Well, duh! He's the guy who sold me a second-rate arm. That's simply begging for a Dark and Sinister Revenge.
But not today. Have appointment with hairdresser – having flowers plaited inexpertly into my fringe does not promote cool-and-sinister-demon-lord look. Damn you, Rin.
Day One hundred and six:
Rin annoying me to my wits' end. "Sesshoumaru-sama, I wanna play" "Sesshoumaru-sama, I want a piggyback ride" "Sesshoumaru-sama, turn into a giant dog for me"
The brat just doesn't appreciate the great deal of work that goes into becoming a dog. I can console myself with the fact that –
Strange. I just had the weirdest feeling of déjà-vu.
Day One hundred and eight:
Went to see an old friend of daddy's, Bokusen'ou, today. Gods, he's gotten old. I'm sure he has Alzheimer's. He kept asking how someone called "Baby Fluffy" was feeling – as if I'd know. When I asked him for some information about Tetsusaiga he winked at me and said "One wonders…"
Then he offered me a piggyback ride.
Then he fell asleep.
That was all I got from him today.
Day One hundred and nine:
Bokusen'ou keeps pulling corny jokes and stupid riddles. (The one about tomatoes wasn't even funny.) Well, at least I can see why daddy liked him. Curse those riddles.
Day One hundred and ten:
Today I finally got something other than puns out of Bokusen'ou. He said Inu-yasha is turning into a monster.
Tell me something new. That kid has always been a little monster.
Day One hundred and eleven:
Fought a little with Inu-yasha today. He was full demon and crazy, but it was still fun to smash him about for a bit. He looks really funny when he's demon: his eyes go all unfocused and his teeth seem to be trying to jump out of his mouth. I can understand them – if I were his teeth I'd take every chance at liberty.
Oh, but it's so easy to kill him when he's like that. I get bored.
Think I'll go off and have a Bloody Massacre.
Later: Or maybe not. Got stuck reading Cinderella for what feels like the hundredth time – brat won't sleep until she hears it. Maybe I ought to hire a baby-sitter. Could take care of both Rin and Jaken in one go.
Hey, that's a really great idea! Will advertise in the Demon's Daily promptly.
Day One hundred and fourteen:
Baby-sitter advertisement turned out two humans, both with a hint of woolly sockiness about them – turned those away immediately. Am afraid daddy's second mate and her obsession with socks has left me with lasting trauma. Advertisement also turned out a guy in drag. Said something about how good he is with spanking. Am not sure about him, but will hire him on probation.
He has a really strange sword. Am a little bit afraid it might be cooler than mine, but maybe I'm just paranoid. That sword's not going near Rin, anyway. There's no knowing what she might do with it.
Day One hundred and sixteen:
New baby-sitter told me I look like Inu-yasha today. I cut his pay.
Think he has an eye problem. (Or maybe tics?) He keeps blinking and fluttering his eyelashes. Ew, I hate eye problems – they're icky.
Day One hundred and nineteen:
Fired the fairy. Caught him pilfering my eye shadow. Plus, he wouldn't stop talking about Inu-yasha, which became a bit annoying after a while. Maybe Inu-yasha owes him money, too? Stupid half-demon's always had lousy economic sense, borrowing money all over the place. He's stingy, too. Borrowed money from me once and then got me to pay it back with ten percent's interest which is an outrageous rate.
……
…wait a minute.
HALF-BREED SCUM WILL DIE!
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…and there it is! Thank you to everyone who wrote and reviewed on the last chapter. Hope this met your expectations :P
Ciao!