Down the Well and Back Again written by HieiKitty
Ello! Welcome back to my dumbass fan fic! Sorry about not updating in a while! I got grounded at the beginning of February because I got two Cs on my progress report (do other schools have those or is that just what our school does?). Anyways, I just want to tell you ahead that this chapter exactly have some humor. I know that some of the characters will be out of character but who cares? If you do, please don't read this then flame me. But if you do read this cause you don't care and you flame me, I'll be happy because you took the time to exactly read it. NOW TO THE FAN FIC!
~Chapter ......Begins (can't remember what chapter number this is)~
Kagome screamed as Emma lept towards her with her claws ready to attack. Inuyasha watched in horror as Emma began to get closer to Kagome. Surprisingly (to some people), Sara, Jarae, Rebecca, and Hiei just watched with amusement. Naraku smirked seeing that his plan was about to work.
"DIE!!!!!" Emma yelled evilly. Kagome froze in surprise and horror then suddenly........*big huge fart*..........Kagome farted (told ya it was gonna be humorous). Emma stopped in mid-air and dropped to the ground landing on her feet. Everyone turned and looked at Kagome who was blushing imensly. Inuyasha stared at her while he placed Tetsusaiga back in its sheath. Instantly after the fart, Sara and Rebecca fell to the ground rolling back and forth while laughing insanely.
"OH MY GOSH! THAT WAS SO HILARIOUS!" Sara and Rebecca laughed as they continued to roll on the ground. Naraku shook his head slowly as he began to disappear into the forest. Emma followed him and then the two were gone from sight. Even little Shippou stared at Kagome in disbelief. He shook his head as well and jumped up to Rebecca's shoulder as she and Sara stood up but they continued to laugh only now it was a little quieter. Soon, the little kitsune was asleep in Rebecca's arms. The next thing that Kagome knew was that she was standing by herself in the forest. Sara had dragged Inuyasha away while the rest walked away.
"Okay, that's not what you see everyday." Yusuke said as they walked. Suddenly, Hiei and Jarae stopped with Yusuke. The rest stopped and looked back at them.
"We're going to go find Botan. We've had enough of this fucking place." Jarae said coldly as the three of them began to walk off towards the north. Sango sighed.
"I guess we shouldn't have left Kagome there by herself. Naraku might go back and kill her. Let's go back and get her." Sango suggested. Mirkou nodded in agreement. Sara let go of Inuyasha and he dropped to the ground. She and Rebecca glared at Miroku and Sango.
"Sorry but we're not going back to get Kagome." Rebecca told them coldly. Sara nodded in agreement. Inuyasha didn't say anything because he was either in shock or he was in such amsuement that he was laughing inside so much that he was going to explode (wow that was one long sentence).
"If we're going to defeat Naraku and recover the whole Shikon Jewel, we need to leave Kagome out of this." Sara told them in a serious tone. Sango gasped then glared at the two.
"How can you say that!? We need Kagome to help us!! She's has the power to see the shards and can purify them as well plus she has her miko powers!!" Sango yelled at the two. Miroku took a couple of steps. This is going to be ugly, he thought to himself. Rebecca scoffed and shifted Shippou so that he was only lying on her left arm then punched Sango in the face. (Sorry about that Inu Faceness. I know that you probably wanted you to do that but I did as well. And I always put myself before anyone else, hints why some people say I'm a bad influence. ^^)
"No! We said we don't need Kagome! We can do this on our own! Me and Sara have all those powers and more! We're stronger than Kagome! There's no reason to keep her with us! She needs to go back to her own time!" Rebecca yelled at Sango. Sango put her hand over the spot where Rebecca had punched her.
"We won't stop you from going to her but if you think that you will rejoin our group, you're wrong! Go ahead go get your wimpy ass miko that doesn't even know how to control her powers all the way! Some help she will be! Go!" Sara yelled at them then scoffed. Sango turned to Miroku.
"Miroku! Help me!" Sango pleaded. Miroku walked back over to Sango and gave them a serious look. Sara and Rebecca looked at the monk waiting for his lame explanation or excuse or which ever bull shit he was going to tell them.
"Even if you guys are stronger than Kagome and have all of her powers, that doesn't mean that we shouldn't go get her. She is our friend." Miroku tried to reason with them. Sara and Rebecca both scoffed and glared at them.
"If you're her friend, then how come you let her get into so many situations that could have gotten her killed?!? Answer that!!! If you were her real friend you would go get her and take her back to her time making sure that she never comes back!!!" Rebecca yelled back as Sara grabbed a hold of Inuyasha by the collar of his haori and the two began to walk away towards the west with Sara dragging the silent Inuyasha and Rebecca carrying the sleeping Shippou. After awhile of traveling in silence Rebecca turned to Sara.
"Oi, Sara, what's up with Inu? He hasn't even said a word." Rebecca asked her then looked at the hanyou that Sara was dragging behind her. Sara sighed then shrugged.
"Sigh. I don't know. He's either in shock or..........I don't know what the other option is but I don't think he's in shock. What are you going to do with that kitsune?" Sara asked back. Rebecca turned her gaze from the inu hanyou to the kitsune in her arms.
"I guess I have to tell him what happened then see if he's gonna stay with us or go looking for Sango, Miroku, and Kagome. Sigh. Either way it doesn't matter to me." Rebecca said to her friend. They traveled once again in silence until they reached another clearing in the forest. They decided to stop for the night since it had gotten almost so dark that they could have sworn that it was a new moon. Luckily for Inuyasha, it was not.
"Maybe, he'll talk if we give him some ramen. What kind do you think he eats?" Rebecca asked as she put Shippou down on the ground and sat down next to him. She then pulled out a small bag out of nowhere and began to look through it.
"CHICKEN!" Sara said happily. Rebecca looked back at her and shook her head. She then gave Sara a looked then sighed. What an idiot, she thought to herself.
"No, Sara, that's the flavor you like. Now, I have beef and chicken. So which one?" Rebecca asked as she held up four packages of ramen, two beef and two chicken. Sara smiled happily.
"CHICKEN!" Sara once again replied happily. Rebecca sighed then slowly nodded. Smiled and nod. Smile and nod, Rebecca thought to herself as she smiled nervously at Sara. Then an idea popped into her head and she sighed. (Yes, Sara, I CAN think so shut up. Remember: HieiKitty is Rebecca and Inu Faceness is Sara. Don't forget to read Inu Faceness' fanfics as well! There, happy now, Sara? *Sara standing in the background nodding and smiling triumph* Sigh. And I wonder why I'm friends with her. Oh, yeah! She's weird as me and maybe even more so! ^^)
"Fine, only if you go get some firewood and get the fire started. Agreed?" Rebecca asked. Sara happily nodded and let go of Inuyasha's collar letting him drop to a sitting position. She then disappeared into the surrounding forest. Rebecca sighed and went back to what she was doing.
"Freak." Rebecca said as she shook her head. Instantly, Sara returned with her arms filled with sticks and logs glaring at Rebecca.
"I heard that." Sara simply yet kinda coldly told her as she dropped the wood in the middle of the clearing. Rebecca smiled jokingly at her.
"I hope you did." Rebecca said then stuck out her tongue. Sara started a campfire and dragged Inuyasha over to it. Rebecca picked up Shippou and placed him beside Inuyasha. She then handed Sara the two packages of chicken flavored ramen.
"Since you and Inu are gonna eat that fucking nasty stuff, you gotta cook it. I'll cook mine for me and Shippou." Rebecca said as she pulled out a pot from her bag. Sara nodded and grabbed the pot hanging it over the camp fire then gave Rebecca a look.
"How the hell do you get all this fucking stuff into that fucking little bag?" Sara asked as she began to cook the two packages of chicken flavored ramen in the pot that Rebecca had pulled out. Rebecca smiled and laughed while closing it.
"Now, that's a secret!" Rebecca happily said to her. Sara shook her head and sighed. What a complete idiot, Sara thought to herself. Rebecca looked at Sara then her look turned to a glare.
"You just called me an idiot, didn't you? Didn't you?!?!" Rebecca angrily asked Sara (wow spilt personalities! Talking about both Rebecca and Sara.) Sara laughed silently as she walked over to the silent inu hanyou. She then placed a bowl of steaming hot ramen in front of him. Sara and Rebecca grew quiet and watched the hanyou.
"Look, his nose is moving!" Rebecca said to Sara as she pointed at Inuyasha's nose which was indeed moving as the inu hanyou began to sniff the air around him without moving that is with the exception of his nose. Suddenly, Inuyasha broke through his trance and instantly began to eat the ramen that Sara had placed in front of him.
"Wow, that didn't take long." Sara said in a sarcastic voice. It only took about a minute for Inuyasha to finish his ramen. During that period, Sara had begun to eat hers only slower and Rebecca had begun to cook hers and Shippou's. Inuyasha instantly dropped the bowl to the ground as soon as he was finished. He then took the chance to look around the campsite. The only ones there were him, Sara, Rebecca, and the sleeping Shippou. Suddenly, Inuyasha's right eye began to twitch.
"WHERE THE FUCK IS THAT WENCH?!?!" ~End of Chapter~
Wow, that was a pretty interesting chapter. It does bring up a point though. If they really cared about Kagome's safety then why don't they just push her down the well and make sure that she never comes back? Anyways if you like the chapter please review. If you didn't like it please review and I promise that I won't get mad at you if you tell me what I did wrong or what you didn't like. My counselor said that I had anger problem so I'm going to prove her wrong. SO TAKE THAT STUPID FAMILY COUNSLER! HAHAHA!
PLEASE DON'T FORGET TO REVIEW!!! ^^
Ello! Welcome back to my dumbass fan fic! Sorry about not updating in a while! I got grounded at the beginning of February because I got two Cs on my progress report (do other schools have those or is that just what our school does?). Anyways, I just want to tell you ahead that this chapter exactly have some humor. I know that some of the characters will be out of character but who cares? If you do, please don't read this then flame me. But if you do read this cause you don't care and you flame me, I'll be happy because you took the time to exactly read it. NOW TO THE FAN FIC!
~Chapter ......Begins (can't remember what chapter number this is)~
Kagome screamed as Emma lept towards her with her claws ready to attack. Inuyasha watched in horror as Emma began to get closer to Kagome. Surprisingly (to some people), Sara, Jarae, Rebecca, and Hiei just watched with amusement. Naraku smirked seeing that his plan was about to work.
"DIE!!!!!" Emma yelled evilly. Kagome froze in surprise and horror then suddenly........*big huge fart*..........Kagome farted (told ya it was gonna be humorous). Emma stopped in mid-air and dropped to the ground landing on her feet. Everyone turned and looked at Kagome who was blushing imensly. Inuyasha stared at her while he placed Tetsusaiga back in its sheath. Instantly after the fart, Sara and Rebecca fell to the ground rolling back and forth while laughing insanely.
"OH MY GOSH! THAT WAS SO HILARIOUS!" Sara and Rebecca laughed as they continued to roll on the ground. Naraku shook his head slowly as he began to disappear into the forest. Emma followed him and then the two were gone from sight. Even little Shippou stared at Kagome in disbelief. He shook his head as well and jumped up to Rebecca's shoulder as she and Sara stood up but they continued to laugh only now it was a little quieter. Soon, the little kitsune was asleep in Rebecca's arms. The next thing that Kagome knew was that she was standing by herself in the forest. Sara had dragged Inuyasha away while the rest walked away.
"Okay, that's not what you see everyday." Yusuke said as they walked. Suddenly, Hiei and Jarae stopped with Yusuke. The rest stopped and looked back at them.
"We're going to go find Botan. We've had enough of this fucking place." Jarae said coldly as the three of them began to walk off towards the north. Sango sighed.
"I guess we shouldn't have left Kagome there by herself. Naraku might go back and kill her. Let's go back and get her." Sango suggested. Mirkou nodded in agreement. Sara let go of Inuyasha and he dropped to the ground. She and Rebecca glared at Miroku and Sango.
"Sorry but we're not going back to get Kagome." Rebecca told them coldly. Sara nodded in agreement. Inuyasha didn't say anything because he was either in shock or he was in such amsuement that he was laughing inside so much that he was going to explode (wow that was one long sentence).
"If we're going to defeat Naraku and recover the whole Shikon Jewel, we need to leave Kagome out of this." Sara told them in a serious tone. Sango gasped then glared at the two.
"How can you say that!? We need Kagome to help us!! She's has the power to see the shards and can purify them as well plus she has her miko powers!!" Sango yelled at the two. Miroku took a couple of steps. This is going to be ugly, he thought to himself. Rebecca scoffed and shifted Shippou so that he was only lying on her left arm then punched Sango in the face. (Sorry about that Inu Faceness. I know that you probably wanted you to do that but I did as well. And I always put myself before anyone else, hints why some people say I'm a bad influence. ^^)
"No! We said we don't need Kagome! We can do this on our own! Me and Sara have all those powers and more! We're stronger than Kagome! There's no reason to keep her with us! She needs to go back to her own time!" Rebecca yelled at Sango. Sango put her hand over the spot where Rebecca had punched her.
"We won't stop you from going to her but if you think that you will rejoin our group, you're wrong! Go ahead go get your wimpy ass miko that doesn't even know how to control her powers all the way! Some help she will be! Go!" Sara yelled at them then scoffed. Sango turned to Miroku.
"Miroku! Help me!" Sango pleaded. Miroku walked back over to Sango and gave them a serious look. Sara and Rebecca looked at the monk waiting for his lame explanation or excuse or which ever bull shit he was going to tell them.
"Even if you guys are stronger than Kagome and have all of her powers, that doesn't mean that we shouldn't go get her. She is our friend." Miroku tried to reason with them. Sara and Rebecca both scoffed and glared at them.
"If you're her friend, then how come you let her get into so many situations that could have gotten her killed?!? Answer that!!! If you were her real friend you would go get her and take her back to her time making sure that she never comes back!!!" Rebecca yelled back as Sara grabbed a hold of Inuyasha by the collar of his haori and the two began to walk away towards the west with Sara dragging the silent Inuyasha and Rebecca carrying the sleeping Shippou. After awhile of traveling in silence Rebecca turned to Sara.
"Oi, Sara, what's up with Inu? He hasn't even said a word." Rebecca asked her then looked at the hanyou that Sara was dragging behind her. Sara sighed then shrugged.
"Sigh. I don't know. He's either in shock or..........I don't know what the other option is but I don't think he's in shock. What are you going to do with that kitsune?" Sara asked back. Rebecca turned her gaze from the inu hanyou to the kitsune in her arms.
"I guess I have to tell him what happened then see if he's gonna stay with us or go looking for Sango, Miroku, and Kagome. Sigh. Either way it doesn't matter to me." Rebecca said to her friend. They traveled once again in silence until they reached another clearing in the forest. They decided to stop for the night since it had gotten almost so dark that they could have sworn that it was a new moon. Luckily for Inuyasha, it was not.
"Maybe, he'll talk if we give him some ramen. What kind do you think he eats?" Rebecca asked as she put Shippou down on the ground and sat down next to him. She then pulled out a small bag out of nowhere and began to look through it.
"CHICKEN!" Sara said happily. Rebecca looked back at her and shook her head. She then gave Sara a looked then sighed. What an idiot, she thought to herself.
"No, Sara, that's the flavor you like. Now, I have beef and chicken. So which one?" Rebecca asked as she held up four packages of ramen, two beef and two chicken. Sara smiled happily.
"CHICKEN!" Sara once again replied happily. Rebecca sighed then slowly nodded. Smiled and nod. Smile and nod, Rebecca thought to herself as she smiled nervously at Sara. Then an idea popped into her head and she sighed. (Yes, Sara, I CAN think so shut up. Remember: HieiKitty is Rebecca and Inu Faceness is Sara. Don't forget to read Inu Faceness' fanfics as well! There, happy now, Sara? *Sara standing in the background nodding and smiling triumph* Sigh. And I wonder why I'm friends with her. Oh, yeah! She's weird as me and maybe even more so! ^^)
"Fine, only if you go get some firewood and get the fire started. Agreed?" Rebecca asked. Sara happily nodded and let go of Inuyasha's collar letting him drop to a sitting position. She then disappeared into the surrounding forest. Rebecca sighed and went back to what she was doing.
"Freak." Rebecca said as she shook her head. Instantly, Sara returned with her arms filled with sticks and logs glaring at Rebecca.
"I heard that." Sara simply yet kinda coldly told her as she dropped the wood in the middle of the clearing. Rebecca smiled jokingly at her.
"I hope you did." Rebecca said then stuck out her tongue. Sara started a campfire and dragged Inuyasha over to it. Rebecca picked up Shippou and placed him beside Inuyasha. She then handed Sara the two packages of chicken flavored ramen.
"Since you and Inu are gonna eat that fucking nasty stuff, you gotta cook it. I'll cook mine for me and Shippou." Rebecca said as she pulled out a pot from her bag. Sara nodded and grabbed the pot hanging it over the camp fire then gave Rebecca a look.
"How the hell do you get all this fucking stuff into that fucking little bag?" Sara asked as she began to cook the two packages of chicken flavored ramen in the pot that Rebecca had pulled out. Rebecca smiled and laughed while closing it.
"Now, that's a secret!" Rebecca happily said to her. Sara shook her head and sighed. What a complete idiot, Sara thought to herself. Rebecca looked at Sara then her look turned to a glare.
"You just called me an idiot, didn't you? Didn't you?!?!" Rebecca angrily asked Sara (wow spilt personalities! Talking about both Rebecca and Sara.) Sara laughed silently as she walked over to the silent inu hanyou. She then placed a bowl of steaming hot ramen in front of him. Sara and Rebecca grew quiet and watched the hanyou.
"Look, his nose is moving!" Rebecca said to Sara as she pointed at Inuyasha's nose which was indeed moving as the inu hanyou began to sniff the air around him without moving that is with the exception of his nose. Suddenly, Inuyasha broke through his trance and instantly began to eat the ramen that Sara had placed in front of him.
"Wow, that didn't take long." Sara said in a sarcastic voice. It only took about a minute for Inuyasha to finish his ramen. During that period, Sara had begun to eat hers only slower and Rebecca had begun to cook hers and Shippou's. Inuyasha instantly dropped the bowl to the ground as soon as he was finished. He then took the chance to look around the campsite. The only ones there were him, Sara, Rebecca, and the sleeping Shippou. Suddenly, Inuyasha's right eye began to twitch.
"WHERE THE FUCK IS THAT WENCH?!?!" ~End of Chapter~
Wow, that was a pretty interesting chapter. It does bring up a point though. If they really cared about Kagome's safety then why don't they just push her down the well and make sure that she never comes back? Anyways if you like the chapter please review. If you didn't like it please review and I promise that I won't get mad at you if you tell me what I did wrong or what you didn't like. My counselor said that I had anger problem so I'm going to prove her wrong. SO TAKE THAT STUPID FAMILY COUNSLER! HAHAHA!
PLEASE DON'T FORGET TO REVIEW!!! ^^