Down the Well and Back Again written by HieiKitty and Inu Faceness
Becca: Hello, and welcome back to this idiotic fanfic of mine. This time Sara is actually over at my house, surprisingly, helping me.
Sara: Yeah, considering I haven't done anything with this since I started my own fanfic, namely, 'Stick To It' (free plug for me!)
Becca: (on ground with arm in air) I am HieiKitty! Protector of all Hieis! * laughs insanely * Wait, there's only one Hiei.
Sara: * laughs too rolling on bed * OH! Did you know that Hiei is actually a submarine, and a mountain and a city or something! They have like maps of Hiei I was like 'Oh.'
Becca: Yeah. Oh, what's the slope of Hiei? * both roll on floor laughing *
Sara: * wipes tear away * Whoo...anyhoo...back with the whole story thing.... Now, last time, Sara and Rebecca were captured by Sesshomaru. They were held hostage in his castle in the Western Lands. Rebecca then made a deal with the inu youkai lord for a trade of their lives with the Tetsusaiga.
Becca: Yeah, we are worth the Tetsusaiga * sarcastically * Whoo hoo
Sara: * flag appears out of nowhere * Oh, yes, we are very important * waves flag *
Becca: Anyway.... Now onto the story. Oh wait! My boobs are bigger than my mom's!
Sara: Oh, twitch...
~Chapter (what ever the dumb brown haired girl wants this to be* talking abt Becca *) ~ (background: "he~ey...")
"Have we found them yet?"
"No."
"Have we found them yet?"
"No." Inuyasha said slightly agitated at the small kitsune.
"Have we found them yet?"
"NO DAMNIT!" Inuyasha was fed up with Shippou. For the past two hours (Sara: geeze they're slow) he had been asking the same question over and over and over and over... you get the idea. Inuyasha reached onto his shoulder and took the kitsune by the collar. (Sara: everyone seems to be getting grabbed there.... * DIRTY MIND KICKING IN!! * twitch...)
"You better fucking stop that damn nonsense!" Inuyasha yelled at Shippou. Shippou stuck out his tongue at the inu hanyou. He crossed his arms and glared at Inuyasha.
~COFFEE BREAK! ~
Inuyasha and Shippou sighed and left the studio and went into a different room. Inside, Rebecca was typing away on a computer while Sara was on the ground playing with a dog.
"Hey, Inuyasha. Hi, Shippou." Sara told them while she continued to play with the dog that suddenly tackled her. Inuyasha walked over to her and poked Sara's face.
"Are you okay?" Inuyasha asked her as he continued poke Sara in the face. Sara sat straight up and smiled at him.
"Yes, I'm okay...." Sara started.
"FACE!!!!!" Sara and Rebecca yelled at the same time then began to laugh insanely. Rebecca stopped laughing and turned to Shippou who was standing next to her.
"Where's Sesshomaru?" Rebecca asked him while looking around for a certain fire apparition who happened to be her mate. Suddenly, the door swung open to reveal Sesshomaru with donuts.......yum. Sara stands up next to Inuyasha and he puts his arm around her waist. She locked her gaze on the inu lord and drooled.
"DONUTS!" in a split second, Sara was on top of Sesshomaru with donuts in hand. "Thanks face."
Rebecca makes her way to her friend and pries her off. "Geeze, face, just tackle the face."
Sesshomaru stands up and looks at the two. "Face?" he asked, confused.
Rebecca and Sara both turned to face him. "Yes?" they say at the same time. (Sara: we must have some kinda pschic connection.)
"You spelled 'psychic ' wrong!" Rebecca laughed. Sesshomaru grabbed the donuts from the ningen. Suddenly, Sara and Rebecca began to skip around Sesshomaru.
"Ring around the donuts, Inuyasha goes nuts. They say sit, and we fall down." Sara and Rebecca sang as they continue to skip around Sesshomaru. Inuyasha began to get dizzy as he watched. Then he asked his question.
"Why do you fall down when we say 'sit'?" Inuyasha asked them. Almost instantly the two were faced down on the floor.
"FACE!!!!" The two screamed in anger.
"Oi, get back to acting the facing fanfic!" Sara yelled from her hole in the ground.
Shippou and Inuyasha leave through a green door, leading off to the forest, but not before grabbing a few donuts. Sesshomaru shook his head at the vocabulary of the authors before exiting (Sara: * voice like Snagglepuss * exit stage right! * laughs uncontrollably *) through a large, extravagantly decorated door. After a few minutes of mumbling curses and a few too many 'faces', Becca and Sara climb out of their human shaped craters.
~END COFFEE BREAK~
On the other side of the green door, Inuyasha and Shippou stood in their places eating their donuts.
*Big Announcer Guy* Inuyasha! Shippou! We're starting in Five, Four, Three, Two, and One!
~BACK TO STORY~
"Come on, Inuyasha. We gotta to keep looking for Sara-chan and Becca- chan." Shippou told him as he began to walk away. Inuyasha stood there with a half donut sticking out of his mouth.
~Meanwhile with Sara and Rebecca~
Sara and Rebecca had been given two rooms of their own instead of going back to the dungeon. They were both in Sara's room. Sara was looking out the window while Rebecca lay on Sara's bed looking up at the ceiling.
"Hey, Rebecca! Come look at this!" Sara said as she pointed at something outside her window. Rebecca sighed and got up then walked to where Sara was. She then looked out the window to see a billboard that said 'Welcome to the Western Lands'.
"Let's go!" Rebecca said excitedly as Sara jumped out the window and Rebecca followed while making a funny noise. They made their way to the billboard and when they got there they noticed that they were no longer wearing their own clothes but wore tourist clothes.
"How the face did we get into these faces instead of our own faces?" Sara asked then them both shrugged. A tour guide which was a squirrel name Tommy appeared out of nowhere and began to take their pictures. After a while they walked back to the castle and knocked on the door. Jaken opened the door.
"FACE!!!" Rebecca and Sara said in unison as they kicked the toad youkai in the face knocking him to the ground where he laid unconscious. They rushed passed him inside and ran to the kitchen where they smelt food. (Becca: yum........) They quickly went through the many cabinets only to find jars and jars of jalapenos. They grumbled at the sight of their most hated food. "Grosss..." they said in unison. A servant came into the kitchen and smiled at them kindly.
"Please, sit down." Almost instantly the two were on the ground in each owns crater. They angrily pulled themselves out of their craters then left the kitchen.
"I have an idea, follow me." Sara said lead them up the stairs and into a huge room. She instantly went to the huge closet and opened it to reveal silk white kimonos. The two began to dress up in the kimonos and Sara even put on the accessories that went with the outfits. They walked around room laughing at each other when their musings were cut short by the door slowly opening.
"Oh, face." Rebecca said as the open door to reveal Sesshomaru.
~COFFEE BREAK!~
Rebecca and Sara entered the coffee room laughing and still wearing Sesshomaru's kimonos with Sara still wearing the armor and a boa she found under his bed. Inuyasha and Shippou were sitting on a couch arguing with each other. The human Rebecca and Sara were typing away at the computer.
Upon hearing the door open, Inuyasha looked at them. He did a double take when he noticed that there were two sets of Beccas and Saras: One set, who were humans, were typing away at the computer while the other set stood at the door in Sesshomaru costumes. The costume wearers walked over to the two typers and Shippou watched as they merged together. (confusing? live with it! this is the way I, Sara, type!)
Sesshomaru came in through the same door and stood at the coffee table, taking one of the donuts left. Becca stood form her chair and walked over to him.
"This is really comfy!" She said, smiling. Then, without any prior notice, the main door to the room opened. "Oh, face..." Becca said as she stared wide-eyed at her mate.
"Rebecca..." Hiei said as he glared at Sesshomaru. Sara grabbed a hold of Rebecca laughing nervously as they exited to the room to go back to the set. Sesshomaru and Hiei glared at each other.
~on the set~
"Why do we call it a coffee break?" Sara asked as Rebecca paced around the set. Rebecca stopped and shrugged.
"I don't know. We don't drink coffee. Anyways, do you think Hiei's mad?" Rebecca asked then began to pace again. Sara smiled.
"Face, you're face deep in face." Sara told her jokingly then began to laugh at Rebecca's situation. Rebecca stopped and glared at her.
"Shut the face up, you facehole! Let's just get back to the facing story!"
~Back to the story~
"Do you think that Sesshomaru's mad at us? All we did was try on his clothes." Rebecca said as they walked away from the room that they had just got thrown out of. They rubbed the sore sides, when they were thrown out the room. Sesshomaru had really thrown them out.
"Feh, he'll get over it when he gets Tetsusaiga." Sara told her. They stopped when they heard footsteps coming down the hallway towards them. They turned to see a young girl with no front teeth.
"Hello! Do you know where Ah and Un are?" Rin asked them with a smile. Sara turned her back on her and said, "Feh." Rebecca holding back her laughter said, "No." Then the two walked off.
"Back to the kitchen! Maybe they will have something better now." Sara said then looked at her kitsune friend who was laughing her head off. "What are you laughing at now, face?" She asked then shook her head then walked off towards the kitchen without even waiting for an answer. Rebecca continued to laugh as she followed the ookami hanyou.
They walked to the kitchen to only see that Sesshomaru was there holding Jaken by the neck over the wooden stove. Rebecca stopped laughing long enough to ask, "What are we having tonight, frog legs?" Sara burst into laughter and fell to the floor and began to roll around. Sesshomaru dropped the toad youkai and Jaken ran out of the room. Rebecca and Sara while still laughing pulled out two chairs and sat at the table.
"Hey, Sesshomaru, wanna play a game?" Sara asked the inu tai youkai. Rebecca got out of her chair and began to jump up and down. "I do! I do! What game are we gonna play?" Rebecca asked as she sat back down in her chair. Sesshomaru stared at the two like they were crazy.
"Truth or Dare? Let's start with Sesshomaru. Sesshomaru, truth or dare?" Sara asked him. After a few seconds of pause (Becca: Menopause! Sara: Oh..twitch...) Sesshomaru hesitantly replied, "Truth?"
"Ok! Ok! Do you ever step on your tail?" Sara excitedly asked him and Rebecca started laughing once again like always. Sesshomaru glared at her then looked away.
".........I did at first......" Sesshomaru told them in a whisper. Sara cracks up laughing. "Now what do we do?" Sesshomaru asked them a little bit louder. Rebecca stopped laughing and smiled at him.
"Now, you ask someone truth or dare." Rebecca happily told him. Sesshomaru smirked.
"Fine, Rebecca, truth or dare?" Sesshomaru asked the unexpecting kitsune. Rebecca laughed nervously and looked at her friend who stopped laughing to hear her response. Sesshomaru and Sara stared at Rebecca who had not responded.
"Uh, dare?" Rebecca nervously replied. Sara turned to Sesshomaru and saw his smirk change to have an evil air to it.
"I dare you to kiss Jaken." Sara, who had until now kept a careful watch on the two, fell to the ground, tears leaking from her eyes. Rebecca looked at the two, eyes wide in terror.
"I AM SUPPOSED TO HAVE TWO OPTIONS!!" she screamed. Sesshomaru's expression never wavered.
"All right, your other choice is to run around naked." (Sara: is it just me or does Sesshomaru have a thing for you? Becca: I dunno...) Rebecca's face went pale. She sat, silent, for a few moments as Sara collected herself. Gripping the edge of the table, Sara pulled herself up and took her place at the table. (Becca: are you and Sesshomaru plotting against me? Sara: * shifty eyes * No....)
"Um..." Rebecca fiddled with her hands. "I think...I would rather run around * gulp * naked than kiss that nasty toad." Sara clapped her hands together.
"It's decided, then. Come, Rebecca, " Sara stands and puts her hands on her hips while puffing out her chest. "We are off!" Sara ran out of the room with her arms straight up. Rebecca stood from her chair, sighing, and followed her way too enthusiastic friend out the door.
"We'll be right back." She said. (Sara: I will save you the embarrassment and not write your dare. Becca: Go Sara. Thanks.) Sure enough, not five minutes later, Sara emerged from the hallway, clutching her stomach in her uncontrollable laughter as Rebecca followed closely, a scowl set in place.
"I can't believe Jaken said that! And to you!" Rebecca shot daggers at her friend as she took her place at the table, across from Sesshomaru. He raised one eyebrow and looked at Sara, demanding an explanation. "Jaken saw Rebecca run through the hallway, stark naked. I heard him yell 'WHAT A BODY! I WISH I COULD HAVE IT!' Then, she had to run back into the bedroom, ruining all the fun." Sara slouched in her chair and clasped her hands behind her head. "Your turn Rebecca."
"Finally! My turn to make someone's life a living face!" Rebecca said happily then laughed manically. Rebecca set her gaze at Sesshomaru. "Truth or Dare?"
"Truth....*under breath* I'm not doing any dares." Sesshomaru told her. Rebecca smiled at him.
"Fine, be that way. Okay, have you ever chased your tail when you're in your real youkai form?" Rebecca asked then began to laugh as well as Sara.
"Once.....yesterday...." Sesshomaru mumbled Sara and Rebecca stood up.
"Do the mumble!" Rebecca and Sara sang to the tune of "do the hustle". They danced around for a little bit (*Sara and Rebecca do the hustle* Becca: I hate you so much for that stupid dare you wrote. Sara: Yeah, I know. I hate you too.) They calmed down and sat back down in their chairs.
"Sara, truth or dare?" Sesshomaru asked her. Sara smiled brightly.
"Truth." Sara said her simple reply. Sesshomaru glared at her.
"Damn. Well, are you really Inuyasha's mate?" He watched her expression. It never Faltered.
"Yup."
Sesshomaru eyed her. "Where's your mark then?"
"Um...in a place you don't want to know about." 'Shit, when Inuyasha finds out that I am saying this, he's gonna kill me! He doesn't even like me. Better stall for time...' Rebecca was laughing as Sesshomaru countered Sara's reply.
"It's supposed to be on your neck. It isn't there. So, he hasn't mated with you after all, which means you have no sureified way of getting me the Tetsusaiga. Therefore there is no reason for you to live."
"Wait, a second! Keep your pants on!! When we mated I wasn't in a position where he could get to my neck!" 'Oh, shit. He's REALLY gonna kill me now!' Rebecca was passed out on the floor. Who knew that when you laughed, it was hard for you to breathe? She didn't, and now she's unconscious on the floor.
"Ok, I don't want to know my brother's mating habits." Sesshomaru crossed his arms and glared at the ookami hanyou.
Sara shrugged. "You asked. MY TURN! Ok, Rebecca..." Sara looked at her friend. "OH MY GOD! REBECCA LOOK! BEEF RAMEN!" The kitsune sprang awake and looked around.
"Ramen, Where???" Sara laughed.
"Nowhere, just had to wake you up. Now, Truth or Dare?"
"Dare." Sara chuckled evilly. "All right. You either have to mate with Sesshomaru or mate with Jaken." (Becca: I hate you! I am going to kill you! Sara: that's nice...) Sesshomaru did the unexpected. His eyes widened and he was speechless. Again, Rebecca's face went pale and Sara laughed at her own cruel dare(s). Rebecca sighed and lowered her head. Mumbles were heard coming from her mouth. Sara smiled. "What was that, Rebecca?" Mumbles were a little more audible. "Care to come again?"
"I SAID I'LL DO SESSHOMARU!"
~END CHAPTER~
Sara: You know, I was just thinking...
Becca: You think?
Sara: Not often, but this is an exception. well, You are Hiei's mate in real life and Sesshomaru's 'more than a friend not quite a mate', and you are nothing like either of them. how did you meet Hiei?
Becca: Well...that's interesting story. When Hiei used his Japan Eye to control some ningens to hold Keiko when he used her to get the Forlorn Hope a.k.a. Mirror of Darkness and the Rapacious Orb from Yusuke. (Sara: Ooooh!) Anyways, I was one of those stupid ningen people that held Keiko captured. We went on a killing spree before we were sent to Koenma and we kinda hit it off. Though his punishment was to become a spirit detective while I was stuck writing this fanfic.
Sara: Alright then... and Sesshomaru? How'd you meet him? Outside of this fanfic, of course...cause we all know how it happened here.
Becca: Well, you know how you're Inu's mate? Well, funny thing, when we went to that family reunion with Inuyasha, I met him. Then we kinda hit off...........don't tell Hiei!
Sara: Well, when he sits and reads over your shoulder when you type, I think he's gonna find out.... You hit it off with people pretty well, don't you?
Becca: Yeah, true, true. Just don't tell Hiei. what ever you do! I am all ready gonna die from saying I am gonna sleep with Sesshomaru. So...Lets just cut this off right now and continue later...that way I don't have to worry about Hiei finding out...tonight.
Sara: Alright then.
* front door opens* Hiei: Rebecca! Where are you? I got some dinner!
*Sara and Becca sweat drop*
JA NE!
Becca: Hello, and welcome back to this idiotic fanfic of mine. This time Sara is actually over at my house, surprisingly, helping me.
Sara: Yeah, considering I haven't done anything with this since I started my own fanfic, namely, 'Stick To It' (free plug for me!)
Becca: (on ground with arm in air) I am HieiKitty! Protector of all Hieis! * laughs insanely * Wait, there's only one Hiei.
Sara: * laughs too rolling on bed * OH! Did you know that Hiei is actually a submarine, and a mountain and a city or something! They have like maps of Hiei I was like 'Oh.'
Becca: Yeah. Oh, what's the slope of Hiei? * both roll on floor laughing *
Sara: * wipes tear away * Whoo...anyhoo...back with the whole story thing.... Now, last time, Sara and Rebecca were captured by Sesshomaru. They were held hostage in his castle in the Western Lands. Rebecca then made a deal with the inu youkai lord for a trade of their lives with the Tetsusaiga.
Becca: Yeah, we are worth the Tetsusaiga * sarcastically * Whoo hoo
Sara: * flag appears out of nowhere * Oh, yes, we are very important * waves flag *
Becca: Anyway.... Now onto the story. Oh wait! My boobs are bigger than my mom's!
Sara: Oh, twitch...
~Chapter (what ever the dumb brown haired girl wants this to be* talking abt Becca *) ~ (background: "he~ey...")
"Have we found them yet?"
"No."
"Have we found them yet?"
"No." Inuyasha said slightly agitated at the small kitsune.
"Have we found them yet?"
"NO DAMNIT!" Inuyasha was fed up with Shippou. For the past two hours (Sara: geeze they're slow) he had been asking the same question over and over and over and over... you get the idea. Inuyasha reached onto his shoulder and took the kitsune by the collar. (Sara: everyone seems to be getting grabbed there.... * DIRTY MIND KICKING IN!! * twitch...)
"You better fucking stop that damn nonsense!" Inuyasha yelled at Shippou. Shippou stuck out his tongue at the inu hanyou. He crossed his arms and glared at Inuyasha.
~COFFEE BREAK! ~
Inuyasha and Shippou sighed and left the studio and went into a different room. Inside, Rebecca was typing away on a computer while Sara was on the ground playing with a dog.
"Hey, Inuyasha. Hi, Shippou." Sara told them while she continued to play with the dog that suddenly tackled her. Inuyasha walked over to her and poked Sara's face.
"Are you okay?" Inuyasha asked her as he continued poke Sara in the face. Sara sat straight up and smiled at him.
"Yes, I'm okay...." Sara started.
"FACE!!!!!" Sara and Rebecca yelled at the same time then began to laugh insanely. Rebecca stopped laughing and turned to Shippou who was standing next to her.
"Where's Sesshomaru?" Rebecca asked him while looking around for a certain fire apparition who happened to be her mate. Suddenly, the door swung open to reveal Sesshomaru with donuts.......yum. Sara stands up next to Inuyasha and he puts his arm around her waist. She locked her gaze on the inu lord and drooled.
"DONUTS!" in a split second, Sara was on top of Sesshomaru with donuts in hand. "Thanks face."
Rebecca makes her way to her friend and pries her off. "Geeze, face, just tackle the face."
Sesshomaru stands up and looks at the two. "Face?" he asked, confused.
Rebecca and Sara both turned to face him. "Yes?" they say at the same time. (Sara: we must have some kinda pschic connection.)
"You spelled 'psychic ' wrong!" Rebecca laughed. Sesshomaru grabbed the donuts from the ningen. Suddenly, Sara and Rebecca began to skip around Sesshomaru.
"Ring around the donuts, Inuyasha goes nuts. They say sit, and we fall down." Sara and Rebecca sang as they continue to skip around Sesshomaru. Inuyasha began to get dizzy as he watched. Then he asked his question.
"Why do you fall down when we say 'sit'?" Inuyasha asked them. Almost instantly the two were faced down on the floor.
"FACE!!!!" The two screamed in anger.
"Oi, get back to acting the facing fanfic!" Sara yelled from her hole in the ground.
Shippou and Inuyasha leave through a green door, leading off to the forest, but not before grabbing a few donuts. Sesshomaru shook his head at the vocabulary of the authors before exiting (Sara: * voice like Snagglepuss * exit stage right! * laughs uncontrollably *) through a large, extravagantly decorated door. After a few minutes of mumbling curses and a few too many 'faces', Becca and Sara climb out of their human shaped craters.
~END COFFEE BREAK~
On the other side of the green door, Inuyasha and Shippou stood in their places eating their donuts.
*Big Announcer Guy* Inuyasha! Shippou! We're starting in Five, Four, Three, Two, and One!
~BACK TO STORY~
"Come on, Inuyasha. We gotta to keep looking for Sara-chan and Becca- chan." Shippou told him as he began to walk away. Inuyasha stood there with a half donut sticking out of his mouth.
~Meanwhile with Sara and Rebecca~
Sara and Rebecca had been given two rooms of their own instead of going back to the dungeon. They were both in Sara's room. Sara was looking out the window while Rebecca lay on Sara's bed looking up at the ceiling.
"Hey, Rebecca! Come look at this!" Sara said as she pointed at something outside her window. Rebecca sighed and got up then walked to where Sara was. She then looked out the window to see a billboard that said 'Welcome to the Western Lands'.
"Let's go!" Rebecca said excitedly as Sara jumped out the window and Rebecca followed while making a funny noise. They made their way to the billboard and when they got there they noticed that they were no longer wearing their own clothes but wore tourist clothes.
"How the face did we get into these faces instead of our own faces?" Sara asked then them both shrugged. A tour guide which was a squirrel name Tommy appeared out of nowhere and began to take their pictures. After a while they walked back to the castle and knocked on the door. Jaken opened the door.
"FACE!!!" Rebecca and Sara said in unison as they kicked the toad youkai in the face knocking him to the ground where he laid unconscious. They rushed passed him inside and ran to the kitchen where they smelt food. (Becca: yum........) They quickly went through the many cabinets only to find jars and jars of jalapenos. They grumbled at the sight of their most hated food. "Grosss..." they said in unison. A servant came into the kitchen and smiled at them kindly.
"Please, sit down." Almost instantly the two were on the ground in each owns crater. They angrily pulled themselves out of their craters then left the kitchen.
"I have an idea, follow me." Sara said lead them up the stairs and into a huge room. She instantly went to the huge closet and opened it to reveal silk white kimonos. The two began to dress up in the kimonos and Sara even put on the accessories that went with the outfits. They walked around room laughing at each other when their musings were cut short by the door slowly opening.
"Oh, face." Rebecca said as the open door to reveal Sesshomaru.
~COFFEE BREAK!~
Rebecca and Sara entered the coffee room laughing and still wearing Sesshomaru's kimonos with Sara still wearing the armor and a boa she found under his bed. Inuyasha and Shippou were sitting on a couch arguing with each other. The human Rebecca and Sara were typing away at the computer.
Upon hearing the door open, Inuyasha looked at them. He did a double take when he noticed that there were two sets of Beccas and Saras: One set, who were humans, were typing away at the computer while the other set stood at the door in Sesshomaru costumes. The costume wearers walked over to the two typers and Shippou watched as they merged together. (confusing? live with it! this is the way I, Sara, type!)
Sesshomaru came in through the same door and stood at the coffee table, taking one of the donuts left. Becca stood form her chair and walked over to him.
"This is really comfy!" She said, smiling. Then, without any prior notice, the main door to the room opened. "Oh, face..." Becca said as she stared wide-eyed at her mate.
"Rebecca..." Hiei said as he glared at Sesshomaru. Sara grabbed a hold of Rebecca laughing nervously as they exited to the room to go back to the set. Sesshomaru and Hiei glared at each other.
~on the set~
"Why do we call it a coffee break?" Sara asked as Rebecca paced around the set. Rebecca stopped and shrugged.
"I don't know. We don't drink coffee. Anyways, do you think Hiei's mad?" Rebecca asked then began to pace again. Sara smiled.
"Face, you're face deep in face." Sara told her jokingly then began to laugh at Rebecca's situation. Rebecca stopped and glared at her.
"Shut the face up, you facehole! Let's just get back to the facing story!"
~Back to the story~
"Do you think that Sesshomaru's mad at us? All we did was try on his clothes." Rebecca said as they walked away from the room that they had just got thrown out of. They rubbed the sore sides, when they were thrown out the room. Sesshomaru had really thrown them out.
"Feh, he'll get over it when he gets Tetsusaiga." Sara told her. They stopped when they heard footsteps coming down the hallway towards them. They turned to see a young girl with no front teeth.
"Hello! Do you know where Ah and Un are?" Rin asked them with a smile. Sara turned her back on her and said, "Feh." Rebecca holding back her laughter said, "No." Then the two walked off.
"Back to the kitchen! Maybe they will have something better now." Sara said then looked at her kitsune friend who was laughing her head off. "What are you laughing at now, face?" She asked then shook her head then walked off towards the kitchen without even waiting for an answer. Rebecca continued to laugh as she followed the ookami hanyou.
They walked to the kitchen to only see that Sesshomaru was there holding Jaken by the neck over the wooden stove. Rebecca stopped laughing long enough to ask, "What are we having tonight, frog legs?" Sara burst into laughter and fell to the floor and began to roll around. Sesshomaru dropped the toad youkai and Jaken ran out of the room. Rebecca and Sara while still laughing pulled out two chairs and sat at the table.
"Hey, Sesshomaru, wanna play a game?" Sara asked the inu tai youkai. Rebecca got out of her chair and began to jump up and down. "I do! I do! What game are we gonna play?" Rebecca asked as she sat back down in her chair. Sesshomaru stared at the two like they were crazy.
"Truth or Dare? Let's start with Sesshomaru. Sesshomaru, truth or dare?" Sara asked him. After a few seconds of pause (Becca: Menopause! Sara: Oh..twitch...) Sesshomaru hesitantly replied, "Truth?"
"Ok! Ok! Do you ever step on your tail?" Sara excitedly asked him and Rebecca started laughing once again like always. Sesshomaru glared at her then looked away.
".........I did at first......" Sesshomaru told them in a whisper. Sara cracks up laughing. "Now what do we do?" Sesshomaru asked them a little bit louder. Rebecca stopped laughing and smiled at him.
"Now, you ask someone truth or dare." Rebecca happily told him. Sesshomaru smirked.
"Fine, Rebecca, truth or dare?" Sesshomaru asked the unexpecting kitsune. Rebecca laughed nervously and looked at her friend who stopped laughing to hear her response. Sesshomaru and Sara stared at Rebecca who had not responded.
"Uh, dare?" Rebecca nervously replied. Sara turned to Sesshomaru and saw his smirk change to have an evil air to it.
"I dare you to kiss Jaken." Sara, who had until now kept a careful watch on the two, fell to the ground, tears leaking from her eyes. Rebecca looked at the two, eyes wide in terror.
"I AM SUPPOSED TO HAVE TWO OPTIONS!!" she screamed. Sesshomaru's expression never wavered.
"All right, your other choice is to run around naked." (Sara: is it just me or does Sesshomaru have a thing for you? Becca: I dunno...) Rebecca's face went pale. She sat, silent, for a few moments as Sara collected herself. Gripping the edge of the table, Sara pulled herself up and took her place at the table. (Becca: are you and Sesshomaru plotting against me? Sara: * shifty eyes * No....)
"Um..." Rebecca fiddled with her hands. "I think...I would rather run around * gulp * naked than kiss that nasty toad." Sara clapped her hands together.
"It's decided, then. Come, Rebecca, " Sara stands and puts her hands on her hips while puffing out her chest. "We are off!" Sara ran out of the room with her arms straight up. Rebecca stood from her chair, sighing, and followed her way too enthusiastic friend out the door.
"We'll be right back." She said. (Sara: I will save you the embarrassment and not write your dare. Becca: Go Sara. Thanks.) Sure enough, not five minutes later, Sara emerged from the hallway, clutching her stomach in her uncontrollable laughter as Rebecca followed closely, a scowl set in place.
"I can't believe Jaken said that! And to you!" Rebecca shot daggers at her friend as she took her place at the table, across from Sesshomaru. He raised one eyebrow and looked at Sara, demanding an explanation. "Jaken saw Rebecca run through the hallway, stark naked. I heard him yell 'WHAT A BODY! I WISH I COULD HAVE IT!' Then, she had to run back into the bedroom, ruining all the fun." Sara slouched in her chair and clasped her hands behind her head. "Your turn Rebecca."
"Finally! My turn to make someone's life a living face!" Rebecca said happily then laughed manically. Rebecca set her gaze at Sesshomaru. "Truth or Dare?"
"Truth....*under breath* I'm not doing any dares." Sesshomaru told her. Rebecca smiled at him.
"Fine, be that way. Okay, have you ever chased your tail when you're in your real youkai form?" Rebecca asked then began to laugh as well as Sara.
"Once.....yesterday...." Sesshomaru mumbled Sara and Rebecca stood up.
"Do the mumble!" Rebecca and Sara sang to the tune of "do the hustle". They danced around for a little bit (*Sara and Rebecca do the hustle* Becca: I hate you so much for that stupid dare you wrote. Sara: Yeah, I know. I hate you too.) They calmed down and sat back down in their chairs.
"Sara, truth or dare?" Sesshomaru asked her. Sara smiled brightly.
"Truth." Sara said her simple reply. Sesshomaru glared at her.
"Damn. Well, are you really Inuyasha's mate?" He watched her expression. It never Faltered.
"Yup."
Sesshomaru eyed her. "Where's your mark then?"
"Um...in a place you don't want to know about." 'Shit, when Inuyasha finds out that I am saying this, he's gonna kill me! He doesn't even like me. Better stall for time...' Rebecca was laughing as Sesshomaru countered Sara's reply.
"It's supposed to be on your neck. It isn't there. So, he hasn't mated with you after all, which means you have no sureified way of getting me the Tetsusaiga. Therefore there is no reason for you to live."
"Wait, a second! Keep your pants on!! When we mated I wasn't in a position where he could get to my neck!" 'Oh, shit. He's REALLY gonna kill me now!' Rebecca was passed out on the floor. Who knew that when you laughed, it was hard for you to breathe? She didn't, and now she's unconscious on the floor.
"Ok, I don't want to know my brother's mating habits." Sesshomaru crossed his arms and glared at the ookami hanyou.
Sara shrugged. "You asked. MY TURN! Ok, Rebecca..." Sara looked at her friend. "OH MY GOD! REBECCA LOOK! BEEF RAMEN!" The kitsune sprang awake and looked around.
"Ramen, Where???" Sara laughed.
"Nowhere, just had to wake you up. Now, Truth or Dare?"
"Dare." Sara chuckled evilly. "All right. You either have to mate with Sesshomaru or mate with Jaken." (Becca: I hate you! I am going to kill you! Sara: that's nice...) Sesshomaru did the unexpected. His eyes widened and he was speechless. Again, Rebecca's face went pale and Sara laughed at her own cruel dare(s). Rebecca sighed and lowered her head. Mumbles were heard coming from her mouth. Sara smiled. "What was that, Rebecca?" Mumbles were a little more audible. "Care to come again?"
"I SAID I'LL DO SESSHOMARU!"
~END CHAPTER~
Sara: You know, I was just thinking...
Becca: You think?
Sara: Not often, but this is an exception. well, You are Hiei's mate in real life and Sesshomaru's 'more than a friend not quite a mate', and you are nothing like either of them. how did you meet Hiei?
Becca: Well...that's interesting story. When Hiei used his Japan Eye to control some ningens to hold Keiko when he used her to get the Forlorn Hope a.k.a. Mirror of Darkness and the Rapacious Orb from Yusuke. (Sara: Ooooh!) Anyways, I was one of those stupid ningen people that held Keiko captured. We went on a killing spree before we were sent to Koenma and we kinda hit it off. Though his punishment was to become a spirit detective while I was stuck writing this fanfic.
Sara: Alright then... and Sesshomaru? How'd you meet him? Outside of this fanfic, of course...cause we all know how it happened here.
Becca: Well, you know how you're Inu's mate? Well, funny thing, when we went to that family reunion with Inuyasha, I met him. Then we kinda hit off...........don't tell Hiei!
Sara: Well, when he sits and reads over your shoulder when you type, I think he's gonna find out.... You hit it off with people pretty well, don't you?
Becca: Yeah, true, true. Just don't tell Hiei. what ever you do! I am all ready gonna die from saying I am gonna sleep with Sesshomaru. So...Lets just cut this off right now and continue later...that way I don't have to worry about Hiei finding out...tonight.
Sara: Alright then.
* front door opens* Hiei: Rebecca! Where are you? I got some dinner!
*Sara and Becca sweat drop*
JA NE!