Down the Well and Back Again written by HieiKitty and Inu Faceness
This time Sara will not help even though I know that you all would want that. She will only help in the author's notes and coffee breaks or unless I need help (which I do) or she wants to write something (which I doubt).
Sara: *in the background drinking coke and eating chips* Did you know that this turning into a soap opera?
Becca: What do you mean?
Sara: Well, you have many stories in one. You have the main one of Sesshomaru capturing Sara and Rebecca. Then you have the second most important... Inuyasha and Shippou looking for them. Now, thanks to last chapter and my humor... we have more. Namely: the romance between me and my mate, Inuyasha; You and your mate, Hiei; You and Sesshomaru, who, if you all recall, is Rebecca's 'more than a friend but not quite a mate'; and you also have the beginnings of a hate relationship between Sesshomaru and Hiei because of you and that little dare I gave you at the end of last chapter. Hiei is gonna be pissed if he finds out that you are gonna mate with Sesshomaru... although you will have your day made by the little activity...
Becca: *in singing voice* He's gonna kill me.. when he finds out...I'm gonna mate....with Sesshomaru....(song written by Sara off the top of her head) *Sara joins about half way through* .....Oh, wait. Would that mean that I would have two mates?
Sara: *nods* yup.
Becca: Ooooh, neat.
Sara: And that's why I said that it will make your day cause in one day you will made it with two different people.
Becca: *wide-eyed* Really?
Sara: Yeah. Remember when Hiei wanted me to leave the room last night....then I heard moaning noises....then I heard some screaming...then he came out and left for 'work' as a spirit detective? Yeah, that's what I heard. That's how I know... then, before you posted this, you had to do the dare, so there was your #2. But, when I entered the room after you and Hiei did your little...thing...I found his NASTIES on the WALL!! (refer to bio) I swear... you two need to work on your aim...
Becca: Twitch... *Sara's laughing on the ground*
Sara: Yeah, well, I am just explaining what I know so that no one is confuzzled... At least I don't mate with my mate while I have company...we only did that once. And WE WERE NEVER CAUGHT! *smirks at a glaring Becca*
Becca: Oh, shut up, face...we weren't really caught... you just found the...what's the word...'left-overs' of the interlude....
Sara: Oh, twitch...
Becca: Let's just drop this....and get back to what I was saying at the beginning....what WAS I saying in the beginning? *scrolls to the top and reads what was typed* OH, YEAH! Anyways, Sara won't help me unless she needs to or has a funny idea. She's wrote almost funny parts to this fic except some parts like 'the Kagome Fart'.
Sara: That's what you should have named that chapter! *jumps up and down screaming excitedly* The Unexpected Explosion! The Unexpected Explosion! The Unexpected Explosion! The Unexpected Explosion!
Becca: Oh, okay whatever you say...Sara..*thinks* just nod and smile. Just nod and smile. *cough* *cough* *cough* *coughs up hair ball* Ew, hair ball. *just looks at it*
Sara: Becca, is that hair from *gasp* gasp Hiei?
Becca: *shifty eyes* Um....no? *Sara cracks up laughing and Rebecca throws hair ball out the window* Anyways, let's get back to the fanfic.
~Chapter Twenty Four~
~With Inu and Shippou standing outside Sesshomaru's castle~
"Are you sure that they're here?" Shippou asked the inu hanyou. They had taken ten hours (Sara: Giving Rebecca and Sesshomaru plenty of time to work out her dare....) to get to Sesshomaru's castle. Inuyasha sniffed the air and nodded.
"Yeah, the wench and her friend are here. I can smell their ..... weirdness." Inuyasha told him. Shippou looked up at Inuyasha with one eyebrow raised. "What? I couldn't think of a word to describe them."
Inuyasha knocks on the door and Shippou looks at him. "Why did you knock on the door?" Inuyasha shrugged.
"I don't know....someone...had done this....before me and I felt like doing it." Inuyasha said then thought of the person who done it before a.k.a. the ookami hanyou. After thinking about that for about a minute, Inuyasha pushed opened the castle door and barged in. "Where the hell are they?"
~Quick scene change to explain~
~two hours earlier~ Sara knocked on Sesshomaru's bedroom door. "Are you guys done yet? GOD, you been in there for a few hours now!" She paced down the hallway, mumbling. "Well, I guess they are youkai...and youkai have a lot of stamina...so who knows how long they could go...hopefully not too long, I wanna get back to the kitchen and play some more games!"
~Back to Inuyasha and Shippou~
"Where the hell are they?" Inuyasha asked angrily as he began to search each room. Suddenly, he heard laughing. The hallway that he and Shippou filled with the sound of insane laughter. Inuyasha and the little kitsune followed the laughter to the kitchen where he found Sesshomaru, Rebecca, and Sara. Sesshomaru and Rebecca were bright red while Sara rolled on the ground laughing.
"What the hell happened here?" Inuyasha asked as he saw that Sesshomaru's breakfast was in his lap. Sara looked up from her spot on the ground and smiled at Inuyasha, while trying to choke back her laughter.
"Well, first Rebecca and Sesshomaru mated!" Inuyasha, Sesshomaru, and Rebecca all did an anime drop. Shippou stared wide-eyed at his fellow kitsune. Sara continued. "And they only came back a few minutes ago. Well, Sesshomaru was hungry, so I made Jaken come in here and fix us all breakfast." She motioned towards her empty dishes. "I wanted to continue our game of Truth or Dare from last night, so I stared again. Sesshomaru picked dare and as he took a bite of his food, I told him his dare." Sara cracked up laughing again and Sesshomaru went even redder. (Sara: wow, I can make him just flood with emotions! Hehehe...)
"So what were the two choices?" Shippou asked innocently. (Becca: See? Everyone knows how to play the game except poor Sesshomaru... ^_^)
Between her breathes, Sara answered. "I dared him to either *laugh* run around stark naked *laugh* or run around singing 'I'm a little teapot' in a pink frilly dress!" At this, Shippou fell from his perch on Inuyasha's shoulder to join Sara on the tile floor. Inuyasha was seeming to have a difficult time holding his laughter. With each word that spilled from Sara's mouth, Rebecca and Sesshomaru grew redder, if possible, and tried to shrink from sight. Inuyasha looked at Sara and stopped.
"Why the hell are you wearing that?" He pointed to her clothing. She was still in Sesshomaru's white kimono and pants with the yellow tie, complete with a fluffy boa (found under his bed) and armor from his closet.
"OH! When I and Rebecca first got here, we went lookin around. We found Sesshomaru's closet and tried on his cloths." She smiled brightly as she stood up next to the inu hanyou.
Sesshomaru finally seemed to regain some of his personality and began his revenge against Sara. "So, Inuyasha," he began, getting an evil gleam in his eye. "Where'd you mark her? Sara wouldn't tell me, so maybe you would."
Sara froze, shyly looking at Inuyasha. His expression was one of a lost boy, just wanting to know answers. "Mark?" he asked dumbly.
"Yeah," he reached over to Rebecca's neck and revealed two perfect circles. "The mark you make when you mate with someone."
~COFFEE BREAK~
"DUN DUN DUN!!!!" Sara said as she concluded her typing. She and Rebecca left Sesshomaru, Inuyasha, and Shippou back in the studio. They didn't know it was coffee break ^_^. "Hey, someone's missing.... Where's Hiei?"
Becca looks around the room to find no sign of the fire apparition anywhere. "I dunno...where could he have run off to?" Just then, the studio door, leading to the stage, flew open to reveal Sesshomaru, Inuyasha, and Shippou looking a little more than peeved.
"Why the hell didn't you tell us it was break time? We were standing there for five minutes trying to figure out where you ran off to!" Inuyasha walked over to Sara's chair and put his arm around her shoulders (Sara: awww...kawaii!) when she noticed that she and Becca had tears coming from their eyes.
"What's wrong?" Shippou asked as he and Sesshomaru walked over to the three. Becca sniffled and looked wide-eyed at them then pointed at the speakers. Sara turned up the volume and they all listen to the song, "The Time Has Come (Pikachu's Good-bye)" from the pokemon sound track. Inuyasha and Sesshomaru stared at Shippou who fell into tears of sadness with Becca and Sara.
Inuyasha helped his mate into a standing position and held her as she cried into his shoulder. (Sara: AWWWW KAWAII!!!!! Becca: ...again...) "It's all right, Sara. It's all going to be ok...It's just a song..." Sara cries into his haori some more.
"I know...it's just so sad!" Inuyasha sent a look at Sesshomaru, who was standing next to Becca, wondering what to do, that said 'comfort her, you jackass'. Sesshomaru nodded once and took Becca in his arms.
"Rebecca, mate, please stop crying...*thinking: you're giving me a headache*" he stroked her back in a comforting manner. Shippou sat on the keyboard, drying his tears with his little kimono sleeve.
Sara lifted her head and wiped her face with the sleeve of Sesshomaru's kimono she was still wearing. "Well, I think we got to go and work on the fanfic... Everyone, places and ACTION!"
~BACK TO STORY~
Inuyasha looked at his brother. "Care to explain that one a little more?" Yup, that's right, he's still clueless.
Sesshomaru sighed heavily and Sara snaked out of the kitchen and into the hallway. "I have been informed by both Rebecca and Sara," Rebecca sank in her chair. 'Why does he have to mention me?' "That you have made Sara your mate. Yet when I asked about the mark, they refused to tell. So, I am asking if you are her mate or not. If not, I will have you thrown from the premises, unless I have a good reason not to."
Inuyasha thought about this. Sara had told his half brother that she and he were mates. Why? "Why did she say that? Why are you asking about it?"
"If you are indeed not her mate, then there is no sureified way to get what Rebecca has bargained with. She has told me that in exchange for her and the ookami hanyou's lives," Rebecca slid her way out of the chair and tried, as carefully as possible, to leave the room after Sara, "for Tetsusaiga."
~END CHAPTER~
Becca: Okay, I lied. Sara wrote most this like always when she helps. *sigh* Oh well, it's done though, right?
Sara: *movie preview voice* How will Inuyasha take the news about Rebecca's deal with Sesshomaru? How will Sesshomaru take the news that he WON'T be getting the sword? Will Rebecca and Sara escape without going through their punishment for their mouths? And, will Hiei show up during a coffee break/Author's note and ruin all that Becca has set up between her, Sesshomaru, and Hiei? Find out next time on, 'Down the Well and Back Again!'
Becca: Well, that was nice...
Sara: I know...I dunno why I said it, but I said it. Uh...oh.... *walks out of the room. Room goes completely dark, leaving Becca with only the glow of the computer screen.*
Becca: *remembering 'Family Guy'* What was that? The wind... *turns around and screams at the shadowy figure standing behind her.
Becca: H-H-Hiei....
~*~
Sara: BUM BUM BUM!!!
Becca: What the hell??
Sara: I told you, this is a soap opera now with all the different stories. That was the conclusion of another story in this story. Can't wait to read your next chapter. Too bad I won't be helping with it since I won't be staying the night for another night in a row....
Becca: Yeah, we're all sad....
This time Sara will not help even though I know that you all would want that. She will only help in the author's notes and coffee breaks or unless I need help (which I do) or she wants to write something (which I doubt).
Sara: *in the background drinking coke and eating chips* Did you know that this turning into a soap opera?
Becca: What do you mean?
Sara: Well, you have many stories in one. You have the main one of Sesshomaru capturing Sara and Rebecca. Then you have the second most important... Inuyasha and Shippou looking for them. Now, thanks to last chapter and my humor... we have more. Namely: the romance between me and my mate, Inuyasha; You and your mate, Hiei; You and Sesshomaru, who, if you all recall, is Rebecca's 'more than a friend but not quite a mate'; and you also have the beginnings of a hate relationship between Sesshomaru and Hiei because of you and that little dare I gave you at the end of last chapter. Hiei is gonna be pissed if he finds out that you are gonna mate with Sesshomaru... although you will have your day made by the little activity...
Becca: *in singing voice* He's gonna kill me.. when he finds out...I'm gonna mate....with Sesshomaru....(song written by Sara off the top of her head) *Sara joins about half way through* .....Oh, wait. Would that mean that I would have two mates?
Sara: *nods* yup.
Becca: Ooooh, neat.
Sara: And that's why I said that it will make your day cause in one day you will made it with two different people.
Becca: *wide-eyed* Really?
Sara: Yeah. Remember when Hiei wanted me to leave the room last night....then I heard moaning noises....then I heard some screaming...then he came out and left for 'work' as a spirit detective? Yeah, that's what I heard. That's how I know... then, before you posted this, you had to do the dare, so there was your #2. But, when I entered the room after you and Hiei did your little...thing...I found his NASTIES on the WALL!! (refer to bio) I swear... you two need to work on your aim...
Becca: Twitch... *Sara's laughing on the ground*
Sara: Yeah, well, I am just explaining what I know so that no one is confuzzled... At least I don't mate with my mate while I have company...we only did that once. And WE WERE NEVER CAUGHT! *smirks at a glaring Becca*
Becca: Oh, shut up, face...we weren't really caught... you just found the...what's the word...'left-overs' of the interlude....
Sara: Oh, twitch...
Becca: Let's just drop this....and get back to what I was saying at the beginning....what WAS I saying in the beginning? *scrolls to the top and reads what was typed* OH, YEAH! Anyways, Sara won't help me unless she needs to or has a funny idea. She's wrote almost funny parts to this fic except some parts like 'the Kagome Fart'.
Sara: That's what you should have named that chapter! *jumps up and down screaming excitedly* The Unexpected Explosion! The Unexpected Explosion! The Unexpected Explosion! The Unexpected Explosion!
Becca: Oh, okay whatever you say...Sara..*thinks* just nod and smile. Just nod and smile. *cough* *cough* *cough* *coughs up hair ball* Ew, hair ball. *just looks at it*
Sara: Becca, is that hair from *gasp* gasp Hiei?
Becca: *shifty eyes* Um....no? *Sara cracks up laughing and Rebecca throws hair ball out the window* Anyways, let's get back to the fanfic.
~Chapter Twenty Four~
~With Inu and Shippou standing outside Sesshomaru's castle~
"Are you sure that they're here?" Shippou asked the inu hanyou. They had taken ten hours (Sara: Giving Rebecca and Sesshomaru plenty of time to work out her dare....) to get to Sesshomaru's castle. Inuyasha sniffed the air and nodded.
"Yeah, the wench and her friend are here. I can smell their ..... weirdness." Inuyasha told him. Shippou looked up at Inuyasha with one eyebrow raised. "What? I couldn't think of a word to describe them."
Inuyasha knocks on the door and Shippou looks at him. "Why did you knock on the door?" Inuyasha shrugged.
"I don't know....someone...had done this....before me and I felt like doing it." Inuyasha said then thought of the person who done it before a.k.a. the ookami hanyou. After thinking about that for about a minute, Inuyasha pushed opened the castle door and barged in. "Where the hell are they?"
~Quick scene change to explain~
~two hours earlier~ Sara knocked on Sesshomaru's bedroom door. "Are you guys done yet? GOD, you been in there for a few hours now!" She paced down the hallway, mumbling. "Well, I guess they are youkai...and youkai have a lot of stamina...so who knows how long they could go...hopefully not too long, I wanna get back to the kitchen and play some more games!"
~Back to Inuyasha and Shippou~
"Where the hell are they?" Inuyasha asked angrily as he began to search each room. Suddenly, he heard laughing. The hallway that he and Shippou filled with the sound of insane laughter. Inuyasha and the little kitsune followed the laughter to the kitchen where he found Sesshomaru, Rebecca, and Sara. Sesshomaru and Rebecca were bright red while Sara rolled on the ground laughing.
"What the hell happened here?" Inuyasha asked as he saw that Sesshomaru's breakfast was in his lap. Sara looked up from her spot on the ground and smiled at Inuyasha, while trying to choke back her laughter.
"Well, first Rebecca and Sesshomaru mated!" Inuyasha, Sesshomaru, and Rebecca all did an anime drop. Shippou stared wide-eyed at his fellow kitsune. Sara continued. "And they only came back a few minutes ago. Well, Sesshomaru was hungry, so I made Jaken come in here and fix us all breakfast." She motioned towards her empty dishes. "I wanted to continue our game of Truth or Dare from last night, so I stared again. Sesshomaru picked dare and as he took a bite of his food, I told him his dare." Sara cracked up laughing again and Sesshomaru went even redder. (Sara: wow, I can make him just flood with emotions! Hehehe...)
"So what were the two choices?" Shippou asked innocently. (Becca: See? Everyone knows how to play the game except poor Sesshomaru... ^_^)
Between her breathes, Sara answered. "I dared him to either *laugh* run around stark naked *laugh* or run around singing 'I'm a little teapot' in a pink frilly dress!" At this, Shippou fell from his perch on Inuyasha's shoulder to join Sara on the tile floor. Inuyasha was seeming to have a difficult time holding his laughter. With each word that spilled from Sara's mouth, Rebecca and Sesshomaru grew redder, if possible, and tried to shrink from sight. Inuyasha looked at Sara and stopped.
"Why the hell are you wearing that?" He pointed to her clothing. She was still in Sesshomaru's white kimono and pants with the yellow tie, complete with a fluffy boa (found under his bed) and armor from his closet.
"OH! When I and Rebecca first got here, we went lookin around. We found Sesshomaru's closet and tried on his cloths." She smiled brightly as she stood up next to the inu hanyou.
Sesshomaru finally seemed to regain some of his personality and began his revenge against Sara. "So, Inuyasha," he began, getting an evil gleam in his eye. "Where'd you mark her? Sara wouldn't tell me, so maybe you would."
Sara froze, shyly looking at Inuyasha. His expression was one of a lost boy, just wanting to know answers. "Mark?" he asked dumbly.
"Yeah," he reached over to Rebecca's neck and revealed two perfect circles. "The mark you make when you mate with someone."
~COFFEE BREAK~
"DUN DUN DUN!!!!" Sara said as she concluded her typing. She and Rebecca left Sesshomaru, Inuyasha, and Shippou back in the studio. They didn't know it was coffee break ^_^. "Hey, someone's missing.... Where's Hiei?"
Becca looks around the room to find no sign of the fire apparition anywhere. "I dunno...where could he have run off to?" Just then, the studio door, leading to the stage, flew open to reveal Sesshomaru, Inuyasha, and Shippou looking a little more than peeved.
"Why the hell didn't you tell us it was break time? We were standing there for five minutes trying to figure out where you ran off to!" Inuyasha walked over to Sara's chair and put his arm around her shoulders (Sara: awww...kawaii!) when she noticed that she and Becca had tears coming from their eyes.
"What's wrong?" Shippou asked as he and Sesshomaru walked over to the three. Becca sniffled and looked wide-eyed at them then pointed at the speakers. Sara turned up the volume and they all listen to the song, "The Time Has Come (Pikachu's Good-bye)" from the pokemon sound track. Inuyasha and Sesshomaru stared at Shippou who fell into tears of sadness with Becca and Sara.
Inuyasha helped his mate into a standing position and held her as she cried into his shoulder. (Sara: AWWWW KAWAII!!!!! Becca: ...again...) "It's all right, Sara. It's all going to be ok...It's just a song..." Sara cries into his haori some more.
"I know...it's just so sad!" Inuyasha sent a look at Sesshomaru, who was standing next to Becca, wondering what to do, that said 'comfort her, you jackass'. Sesshomaru nodded once and took Becca in his arms.
"Rebecca, mate, please stop crying...*thinking: you're giving me a headache*" he stroked her back in a comforting manner. Shippou sat on the keyboard, drying his tears with his little kimono sleeve.
Sara lifted her head and wiped her face with the sleeve of Sesshomaru's kimono she was still wearing. "Well, I think we got to go and work on the fanfic... Everyone, places and ACTION!"
~BACK TO STORY~
Inuyasha looked at his brother. "Care to explain that one a little more?" Yup, that's right, he's still clueless.
Sesshomaru sighed heavily and Sara snaked out of the kitchen and into the hallway. "I have been informed by both Rebecca and Sara," Rebecca sank in her chair. 'Why does he have to mention me?' "That you have made Sara your mate. Yet when I asked about the mark, they refused to tell. So, I am asking if you are her mate or not. If not, I will have you thrown from the premises, unless I have a good reason not to."
Inuyasha thought about this. Sara had told his half brother that she and he were mates. Why? "Why did she say that? Why are you asking about it?"
"If you are indeed not her mate, then there is no sureified way to get what Rebecca has bargained with. She has told me that in exchange for her and the ookami hanyou's lives," Rebecca slid her way out of the chair and tried, as carefully as possible, to leave the room after Sara, "for Tetsusaiga."
~END CHAPTER~
Becca: Okay, I lied. Sara wrote most this like always when she helps. *sigh* Oh well, it's done though, right?
Sara: *movie preview voice* How will Inuyasha take the news about Rebecca's deal with Sesshomaru? How will Sesshomaru take the news that he WON'T be getting the sword? Will Rebecca and Sara escape without going through their punishment for their mouths? And, will Hiei show up during a coffee break/Author's note and ruin all that Becca has set up between her, Sesshomaru, and Hiei? Find out next time on, 'Down the Well and Back Again!'
Becca: Well, that was nice...
Sara: I know...I dunno why I said it, but I said it. Uh...oh.... *walks out of the room. Room goes completely dark, leaving Becca with only the glow of the computer screen.*
Becca: *remembering 'Family Guy'* What was that? The wind... *turns around and screams at the shadowy figure standing behind her.
Becca: H-H-Hiei....
~*~
Sara: BUM BUM BUM!!!
Becca: What the hell??
Sara: I told you, this is a soap opera now with all the different stories. That was the conclusion of another story in this story. Can't wait to read your next chapter. Too bad I won't be helping with it since I won't be staying the night for another night in a row....
Becca: Yeah, we're all sad....