Disclaimer: I don not own Harry Potter, but someday I will! Hey, I can dream, can't I!
I will love to thank to those who reviewed the first chapter and my first story "In the mind of a teenage psychopath". Thank you so very much for doing so. It really means a lot to me that someone is reading what I write and actually liking it. THAT WAS THE POINT IN THE FIRST PLACE! Anywho . . . ON WITH THE STORY!
Whenever you see stuff written like this, is me talking.
In the last episode of Dragon... I mean Chapter of "Insanity comes to Hogwarts" (Sorry, I've watched WAY to much DBZ)
Just as he finished asking, the Great Hall's doors were slammed open and three teenagers burst in. Oh, and by the way, they looked just like Harry!
"Where exactly were the three of you?", Enquired Albiekins.
"Alicia wanted to pet the squid.", said both of the boys at the same time.
Today on Chapter 2 of "Insanity comes to Hogwarts"
'Okay?', Was the only thing that Albiekins could think.
"Anyway! It's time to introduce ourselves. My name is Keahi Alexander, surfer extra ordinaire. I was raised in the beautiful island of Hawaii, in an orphanage by the shore. Also, as you can see, there are some tiny little differences between my brothers and me: my hair is the shortest, I'm the tallest (take that Jake HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!), and I have one hazel eye and one green eye. I'M A MIX OF MOM AND DAD! Am I forgetting something? Oh Yeah! When I was six, I fell off a 50 feet tall palm tree and landed on my head. So from time to time I may act just a tiny little bit crazy. YOU'VE BEEN WARNED!", Said Keahi, while standing on top of the teacher's table.
"Yes. Keahi, get down from there.", reprimanded Jake.
"Yes, mommy.", Answered Keahi, jumping on Snape's foot. Poor Snapykins howled in pain and Sirius fell over his chair from laughter.
"Don't call me mommy! Anyway, I'm Jake Faustus. I was raised, no, grew up in Jamaica, as a slave for the vampire known as Hadrian. As you can see, I was clearly abused. Hence the scars in my face, the neck, heck everywhere. Of course, the most noticeable is the one that covers the left side of my face. I have green eyes, like Harry's, and my hair is even longer than my sisters; It has grown past my thighs. Why? I don't believe in haircuts. Also, I'm warning everyone here. Say the word 'mudblood' and not even your mother will be able to recognize you once I get through with you, GOT IT?", threaten Jake, to which the whole school just nodded fearfully.
"HHHHHHHHHHHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII! My name is Aphrodite, goddess of love. Bow down before me, foolish mortals and mmmmmmmmmm..."
What the heck! What happened! She isn't suppose to be saying mmmmmmm. Oh, Jake is covering her mouth. And thus, the scarred one speaks.
"Her name is Alicia Lynette. As you can see, she's insane. Every single day she thinks she's someone else. Like I told you, my hair is longer than hers. (Jake turns Alicia around), see? Hers is only past her butt and she has Keahi's eyes."
" Keahi's eyes? Then you must be... my... DADDY!", said an overly hyper, extremely teary Alicia, as she jumped in Keahi's arms and hugged him half way to death.
"Erm, no, I'm you're brother." said a purple Keahi.
"Ooooohhhhh... OKAY!"
" Now can you let go of me. I can't breathe."
"Mmmmmm... OKAY!", said Alicia, finally letting go of Keahi and ...
"I CAN BREATHE!"
KEAHI!
"What, oh mighty authoress Kiona?"
You didn't let me finish talking, you idiot!
"One problem with that."
What?
"You aren't talking, you're writing."
YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN, MORON.
"I know, but what about the people? You need to think about the people!"
They know too. And shut up so I can continue with my story.
"My lips are sealed."
I SAID SHUT UP, DAMN IT!
"..."
"Mr. K. Potter, who are you talking to?", asked a very confused Albiekins.
" To the authoress, duh. What, you thought we all actually existed? Of course not, you guys are property of J.K. Rowling, while Jake, Alicia and I belong to Kiona Bloodfang. She can do whatever she wants with us and there is nothing we can do to stop her. Further more... CLANK"
What the . . . Oh, Jake hit Keahi on the head with the metal pipe, again.
"Just ignore him. That was one of his little insanity moments. The only way to bring him back to reality is a good whack on the head with something really hard, like this metal pipe!"' Said Jake, grinning.
"Any ways, those are our new transfer students and professors. I hope you all will make them feel at home. Now all of you, to your common rooms. Classes begin tomorrow morning", said an overly cheery Albiekins.
But of course, Seviepoo WAS going to blow up sooner or later. I decided it is time.
"YOU CRAZY OLD FART! HOW COULD YOU DO SOMETHING LIKE THIS TO ME! YOU GOT BLACK AND LUPIN AS PROFESSORS; TWO OF MY GREATEST ENEMIES! NOT ONLY THAT, YOU GET THREE MORE POTTERS! NOT ONE OR TWO, THREE! ARE YOU INSANE! THIS SCHOOL ISN'T STRONG ENOUGH TO HOLD FOUR TROUBLEMAKERS, A WEREWOLF AND A PRANKSTER!" Seviepoo said, while shaking poor, old, wrinkly Albiekins.
"Proofeesoor Snnnaappeee, Stoop Shaakiing meee!", begged Albiekins.
Only then did Snapykins let go of Albiekins. But it was too late. He had already unleashed an unstoppable force named that is, well, unstoppable.
To be continued...
I like tormenting you, my great readers. Okay, I admit it. I got tired or writing. Plus I'm talking to my cousin who lives in the US. Just in case some of you don't mind reading original fiction stories, I posted one in Fiction Press. It's called Blood Wars. If you want, you can read it and if you do, please review.
Till the next chapter.