I'm going strait to the story. You know I don't own Harry Potter, just Keahi, Jake and Alicia.

Previously on Yu-Gi . . . wait. NO T AGAIN! Previously on "Insanity Comes to Hogwarts":

"What is it Madam Pomphrey. Tell me what's wrong with me!", Keahi asked pale poor Poppy. What color are poppies? Hmmm. BACK TO THE STORY!

"You're pregnant."She answered and two loud 'thuds' could be heard.

After enervebrating both the Snapykins and the nurse, Keahi started to ask some questions. You thought Keahi fainted, didn't you? Caught ya by surprise, huh? I'M EVIL! MWAHAHAHAHA!

"KIONA, YOU EVIL BITCH! YOU GOT ME PREGNANT! WHY!"

"Keahi, there is no Kiona. She's just a figment of your imagination.", said Poppy bitch shaking her head. I don't like her anymore.

"I'M NOT A FIGMENT OF ANYONE'S IMAGINATION, BITCH! I'M DAMN REAL!", said I from under a bed, where I had been hiding for the last weeks. I wanted to be sure I didn't missed Keahi finding out he was pregnant. "You were saying, Poppy?"

"WHO ARE YOU! HOW DID YOU GET HERE?", yelled Snapykins at me. "AND WHY DO YOU KEEP WRITING IN THAT NOTEBOOK!", he then added.

"I'm Kiona Bloodfang, the authoress. Keahi wasn't having insanity moments when he was speaking to the roof; He was talking to me. And I'm writing in this notebook because muggle electronics don't work in Hogwarts and this is my story.", I answered.

" Why did you get me pregnant? Why!" cried poor, poor Keahikins.

"Because you told me too. You said and I quote: 'I know, almighty authoress. I'm not afraid of you. What would you do, get me pregnant? Oops.' Remember now Keahikins?"

"Yes. Me and my big mouth. This so sucks. What am I going to do now? I can't raise a child?"

"Yes, I know. That was what I thought when I was going to give you the pregnancy potion. Then I found another potion: a fake pregnancy. You would feel the symptoms of pregnancy until someone tested you for pregnancy. Now that you've been tested, all the symptoms should go away by tomorrow. I'm not that cruel. I couldn't let an innocent child suffer because I wanted to get revenge on his/her parents. Thank Angel, also. She made me change my mind. She said that getting you pregnant was evil, cruel and sick. She also told me to think about the baby."

"You are evil, cruel and sick. You weren't thinking about the pain I was going to go through."

"I know. And yes I was. Another reason I decided to change the potion. Now shut up."

"Remind me never to get you pissed off again."

Meanwhile...

"She's insane, Poppy!", whispered Snapykins.

"I know. We must tell Albus, before things get out of hands.", answered sweet little Poppy. Then they disappeared.

At dinner time...

"It has come to my attention that there is a crazy authoress, that's making all this crazy changes, loose on Hogwarts. Mr. Malfoy, if you want revenge for Keahi puking on you this morning, it's her fault. She made him sick because he question her authority.", said Albiekins."

"I'll get that bitch for this!", yelled Draco. Isn't he cute when his pissed.

"Excuse me, but I'm a kitty, not a dog. See the kitty ears and tail? Also, the name is Kiona Bloodfang. Anywho, I've brought a surprise for you all. I would like to present, 'The Nutcracker', performed by Voldie and his Death Eaters."

Then entered Voldemort and ALL of his Death Eaters wearing leotards and tutus in all the shades of purple. Why? PURPLE IS MY FAVORITE COLOR! Anywho...

You would think everyone was frighten and running for their lives, but they were too busy laughing their assess off to be scared. Heck, even Snapykins was laughing. And Keahi, you know what that means. VICTORY!

"I WIN I WIN I WIN I WIN I WIN I WIN I WIN! IN YOUR FACE, KEAHI!", I yelled, which cause everyone to stop and stare at me.

"What are you talking about?", asked Paddyfooty. I just realized he hasn't said a thing, I think. I'm not sure.

"Well, Kiona and I made a bet when she sent us here, to Hogwarts. 'Whoever made Seviepoo a.k.a. Snapykins a.k.a. Prof. Snape laugh, won a whole year worth of cheesecake. I WANTED THAT CHEESECAKE!"

"Yeah, but you lost, Keahi! I win I win!" I chirped and taunted. "And without Angel's help! I'm good!"

"We all had to suffer your dementedness because of a BET?", yelled a pissed of Snapykins.

"Pretty much. But don't worry. It's over now. BYE BYE!

THE END

Well it's over. I want to thank again all those people that have and might read this story.

Thank you. Bye Bye!

I just want to ask one thing to Ghost of smiles. Did you really fell of your chair and hit your head? Tell me I must know!

And orlin I'm glad you like chapter three.