Lettuce was walking down the street. She was going to meet Ryou in the park.
'The cheap and evil girl sets out on the city
She's moistened every curl, she's poisonously pretty'
She was whistling a happy tune because she had made a bento box lunch for her lover Ryou.
'And the unsuspecting fool falls prey
As the dim detective's led astray'
She looked up on the bench. She dropped the bento box on the ground as her eyes widened in shock.
'Genuflecting boys all say,
"The cheap and evil girl will get her way"'
There was her boyfriend and love Ryou kissing another girl!
'The cheap and evil girl
The cheap and evil girl
The cheap and evil girl'
But, the girl was no other than her best friend, Ichigo. She feel to the ground as Ryou and Ichigo looked at her.
'The cheap and evil girl dances if you're worthy
She teases every twirl, she's deviously dirty, yeah'
Ichigo got up and walked towards Lettuce. "I am so sorry." She said as she walked by, Lettuce still kneeling on the ground in shock.
'And you fantasize about the ample
Milky thighs you'd like to sample'
As Ichigo left the scene, Lettuce started crying and got up. She turned away from Ryou.
'Vocalize to her example
Deep, illegal sighs - Oh! It's a scandal'
She started crying harder. "Lettuce……" Ryou said. The green haired girl turned around and said "I TRUSTED YOU!" she yelled "I LOVED YOU! AND YOU ONLY USED ME TO BE WITH ICHIGO!"
'The cheap and evil girl
The cheap and evil girl
The cheap and evil girl'
Lettuce ran away. "LETTUCE!" Ryou screamed. Lettuce kept on running.
'Into the club for a rub in a sauna
Stream through the steam, there's a shot, you're a goner
Cry as you die cause you know you still want her'
Lettuce was running, thinking "How could he do this to me! I loved him!" she ran and then saw a teenage pointy-eared boy sitting on the bench.
'She can hypnotize
With her evil eyes'
It was none other than Kishu. Kishu noticed the girl and said "Hey. Aren't you that Lettuce, girl?" he glanced a smile at her and then his smile disappeared. "Why are you crying?" he asked
'The cheap and evil girl wears you like a locket
She polished every pearl then she put you in her pocket, yeah'
Lettuce ran up to Kishu and put her head on his chest and started sobbing. "h-hey?" Kishu said as he blushed.
'And the undertaker hears the sounds
Of the dum gumshoe making his rounds'
Lettuce looked up to see Kishu's blushing face. Just as Kishu saw Lettuce's face he thought "She is more pretty than Ichigo."
'Shaking all the wrong ones down
Cause the cheap and evil girl will not be found'
"what is wrong?" Kishu asked nicely. "Ryou…." the girl said. "Ryou? Oh yeah, isn't he your boyfriend?" Kishu asked. "He was kissing my best friend Ichigo, right in front of me!" she said sobbing. "Ichigo!" Kishu said in shock.
'The cheap and evil girl
The cheap and evil girl
The cheap and evil girl'
Kishu hugged Lettuce. "I see." He said. "I loved him." Lettuce said "and I thought he loved me!" "It is okay." Kishu said trying to comfort her.
'Awh, the cheap and evil girl
Yeah, the cheap and evil girl'
Lettuce and Kishu looked into each others eyes.
'She's the cheap and evil girl
Awh, the cheap and evil girl, girl, girl'
"I…..I….." Lettuce mumbled. "I…..love…..you." Kishu gasped. "I….I love you too." He had realized that for once in his life no one had loved him besides his family.
'The cheap and evil girl
She's the cheap and evil girl'
They kissed each other.
'Awh, the cheap and evil girl
She's the cheap and evil girl, girl, girl'
The walked into the sunset hand-in-hand.
'The Cheap And Evil Girl'