I DON"T OWN INUYASHA OR ANY OTHER RANDOM ANIME PERSON SO SCREW YOU AND YOUR LAWYERS!!!!! - Leave me alone!!! AND HAH, I HAVE THE MOJO TOO, SO TAKE THAT AUSTIN POWERS!!! : P : P : P : P : P : P
Sango: I'll let you own me!!! -
::miroku sees a drunken sango and ISSF standing together, Getting real pissed::
Miroku: GET A ROOM….with ME!!!!
Sango: I'm not that drunk you lecherous monk!
::SLAP::
Issf: o.O So let's begin shall we??
The story begins like any day to our favorite Monk in the feudal era of Japan.
Grabbing ass and getting slapped for doing so.
Hitting some demons with his staff.
Sucking things up…Demons mind you…with his wind tunnel.
Flipping skirts. Getting slapped.
Yeah the day was just like any other for Miroku, except for the fact that his thoughts were becoming less perverted, and this worried him.
Kagome was leaving and inuyasha was glad about it too. They had just gotten into a big fight over ramen and jewel shards, what else was new, and kagome sat inuyasha about 125 times before he had the chance to call her a wench. Sango was in the village, having Keide (sp) tend to her wounds after yet another encounter with Naraku. Inuyasha was buried in a hole, and shippo had gone with Sango.
Yes our lovable monk was all alone. Having time to think helped regain perverted ness but only to a slight degree. He remembered that Kagome had some friends who liked to party and act naughty, so he was going crazy and wanted, well you know.
He jumped into the well and into the new, to him, world!
Kagome: hey Souta, Hey Mom, Hey Grandpa!!! I'm home
Souta:Hey kagome, hows inuyasha???
Kagome: I don't want to talk about that half demon mutt! He really pissed me off today!!
Souta::thinking:: Grandpa was right, PMS is a scary thing!!::
Kagome glared at him as if knowing his thoughts
Souta smiled weakly: Hey I just remembered….Uh err…. Yeah bye!!!
Kagome just stared: He is so much like Miroku sometimes it scares me!!
Mom: Hello dear! Did Sota tell you what he did at school today?
Kagome Uhh…no mom, he didn't
Mom: Well I guess it isn't anything to be proud of….He well flipped a girls skirt.
Kagome:Who, Miroku??
Mom: Uhh no, Sota did. Is Miroku your new boy friend or something?? -
Kagome: Mother, NO…It's one of my friends in the Feudal era.
::at this point Miroku had gotten out of the well and went into Kagomes house::
Miroku: Did someone say my name?
He was standing right behind Kagome and scared her half to death
Kagome: MIROKU?!?!?!?!?!
Mom: Well hello Miroku, dear. I'm Kagomes mother.
Miroku is on his knees in front of Kagomes Mom
Mom: Well, I approve, he sure is polite. -
Kagome: HUH MIROKU!!!!!!!!! -
Miroku: Mam, will you take the great honor of bearing my-:: he was cutoff by a blushing Kagome who grabbed his ear. She began dragging him up the stairs and into her room for questioning::
Mom: Don't forget to use protection -
Kagome: MOM!!!!!!!!!!
Of course, by now, Miroku did not know what was going on. Ussually it was Sango to drag him away from a lady, but Kagome.;;miroku thinking;;Does she see something in me?? - I wonder….;;he grabbed her ass.;;
SMACK
Mom:Honey get off of the floor at get on the bed, it's to loud!-
Kagome: SHUT UP!!
Miroku:;;well that answers that question;; Whats wrong Kagome?
Kagome: First off, why the hell are you here??
Second, why were you just about to ask my mother to bear your child
Third, How did you get here?
Last, WHAT DO YOU WANT?!?!?!
Miroku: I'm losing my mojo
Because she is a young lady.. Wait, shes your mother? UGH!
I went through the well
I want to meet your naughty party happy friends!
Kagome: When did I say that ;;trying to remember;;
Miroku: UUUUUHHHHHH……Oh yeah, when you were drunk and was telling us about this life that you have here…….Right before you and inuyasha had-;;of course you know that it is not sex that were talking about…….not yet! I'll get to that part in about 4 chapters! . #.#$.$.-
YAY fluffy
Yay suspension
YAY a new story
Yay - ;;cutoff by an angry mob;;
MOB: THIS BETTER NOT BE A MIROKU KAGOME FIC!!!!!! .
Yay thank god that it is not!!!!
Review please
I'LL BE BACK -