Yay! I'm finally back after….OH! Six or seven months! Sorry!
Anyways!
I DON'T INUYASHA OR ANY OTHER RANDOM ANIME PERSON.
SO SCREW YOU AND YOUR LAWYERS! LEAVE ME ALONE! AND HAH, I HAVE THE MOJO TOO, SO TAKE THAT 'AUSTIN POWERS':P:P:P:P:P:P
Sango: (to issf) Guess who found the crown royal, and locked Miroku out!
Issf sees Miroku standing at the window
ISSF: Uhhhhh…….you did?
Sango: YEPPERS!
ISSF: HELP ME! (actually thinking: YEEEESSSSS!)
(story recap)
Recap of what has happened in our story so far:
Miroku enters the present day through the well, attempting to find his perverted ness.
He remembers hearing Kagome talking about her "naughty friends", so he follows her, wanting so to meet them. Luckily for him, Kagome is being visited by the PMS fairy….
Have hope that our favorite monk can survive the wrath of a PMSing female teenager!
(story)
Miroku: Right before you and inuyasha had… your little spat over Naraku and ramen… Heh, heh -PHEW-
Kagome: GOD, I HATE YOU MIROKU!
Miroku: Ohh… are you PMSing again? Dogboy told me all about that too…
Kagome: -evil look in her eye- Oh, he did, did he!
Imagines killing Inuyasha
Kagome: MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
HE SHALL DIE!
Miroku runs out of the room, somehow finding his way into Sota's room. Kagome is planning inuyasha's death.
Sota: And, who are you?
Miroku: Ahhhhhh… My name is Miroku, a friend of your sister's….
Sota: Oh… I hear all about you! My sis has some weird obsession with you and inuyasha!
Miroku: Oh really? -perverted smile- I'll take a mental note of that!
Sota turns on the TV, and Miroku thinks it's some kind of demon-magic and he attempts to bash it with his staff. Sota stops him.
Sota: This is my favorite movie, 'Austin Powers: The spy who shagged me'! Austin is trying to get his mojo back fromDoctor Evil now…
Suddenly, Kagomes barges into the room, the look of a murderer on her face.
Kagome: HAS ANYONE SEEN THE: ICE PICK, THE NUT CRACKER, MY JACK KNIFE, GRANDADS CIGAR TIP CUTTER, THE PLIERS, AND ALSO, THE CHEESE GRATER!
Sota: quickly NOPE! SORRY!
Kagome: DAMNIT!
Exits.
Miroku: And what, may I ask, does she plan to do with those things?
Sota: Well, the last time she asked for those things, she was going to play Chinese Torture with her ex-boyfriend. Then she circumsized him…. -shuddering-
Miroku: And that is, again?
Sota: sighs Chinese torture is-(remember, this is rated PG-13!) Then, she lets them hang by-(how many times must I tell you? PG-13!)
Miroku: terrified OUCH!
Sota: And then she uses the ice pick, cigar tip cutter, nut cracker, and her jack knife to circumsize him, or to cut off-(PG-13! Not R, not 3X rated!) She feeds the leftover parts to our cat, Bouyo.
Miroku: -still terrified!- Poor, poor dog boy….
(Goes to sleep)
That night, Miroku sleeps in a sleeping bag on the floor of Sota's room, having fantasies of Sango, and nightmares of Kagome and her circumcision process. Oh, and also the PMS fairy!
The next morning….
Kagome: -Sweet, loveable voice- Good Morning Miroku! -flutters eyes-
Mom: Good Morning SUNSHINE! I'm going to 'Happy Females' store today! Do you want with or without wings?
Kagome: Wings and Extra absorbent!
Miroku: Kagome… can we go and see your… naughty friends today?
Sota: I wanna go too!
Mom: To 'Happy Females'?
Sota: NO! To see naughty friends! Miroku said he'd teach me!
Kagome: -entering mood swing-WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU GOING TO TEACHSOTA!
SLAP
Dripping is heard in background…
Kagome: DAMNIT! YOU MADE ME BLEED! Mom, when are you going to 'Happy Females'!
Mom: Soon.
Sota: Sooooooo… CAN I GO?
SLAP
(end)
Sorry it's so short! Send in some ideas, k!
Maybe Miroku will get his Mojo back…. Ohhh… and don't worry, dog boy is gonna be just fine!
Sango: You still have your mojo, right?
Issf: Eh?
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