Camping

Authors: bloodredcherry and Raven

Disclaimer: We own it not, no infringement is intended.

AN: Wow! It's been a while since we've updated! More parts coming right away and thanks again to all who reviewed! Oy, and it's about eight o'clock Jasper time in this story. Not at all sure about what time it would be in Vegas. Ah well, use your imaginations folks!

Enjoy!

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"What. Is. That."

"It's fried granola!" Sara replied happily.

"Fried what now?" Greg replied.

"Gra-no-la," Sara said slowly, as if speaking to a small child.

"Who eats fried granola on a camping trip!?" Greg exclaimed.

"I do," Sara replied, "besides, it's not done. I still have to add the peanut butter and the honey. It is the ladies night to cook Greg, that means we cook what we want to eat. Cath's cutting up some veggies and dip."

"Is this your revenge for that stupid little Joe Alberta trick?"

"No," Sarah replied, "there's still hot dogs left, make one and eat it if you don't want friend granola. Have you even tried it?"

"Something smells excellent," Grissom declared.

Sara brightened, "see?" She looked at Grissom, "thank you."

Grissom furrowed his brow in his own Grissom way, "you're welcome…I think."

Sara turned back to cooking her tasty granola and scooped a large hunk of peanut butter into the pan. It sizzled and popped, and then Sarah added the honey.

"All righty," she said pulling the frying pan off the grill.

Greg sat staring at his plate of fried Granola as if it were Skippy the squirrel himself ready to bite his face off.

"What's up for tomorrow?" Nick wondered.

"I was thinking," Grissom replied, "we could go to town."

"What? And play tourist?" Warrick wondered.

"That sounds fun," Sara agreed.

"I've heard the shopping's great (if not expensive), and I told Lindsay I'd get her some souvenirs."

"Sounds like a plan then," Nick nodded his head. He turned and looked at Greg, "what's the matter with him?"

Catherine motioned to her plate, "hippie food."

"Ah."

*holds up sign that say's later that night* Because this story is getting stuck and I wanna move it along!

The stars were beautiful…but that massive swarm of mosquito's sure wasn't. The loud buzzing was starting to give Grissom the heebie jeebies. See…it was a mighty big swarm.

He sighed and looked back into the sky. The night was warm, and earlier that afternoon they had gone for a walk down by the beach. Which was difficult, considering Greg thought Skippy was out with a hit on him.

"I'm a marked man."

"It's a squirrel," Warrick replied.

That made no nevermind to Greg…that squirrel had a taste for human flesh and soon would be back for more!

Grissom suddenly got an odd idea, an idea that came right out of no where. He stood up, and glanced around the camp ground, Nick Greg and Sara were gathered around the campfire and Cath was at the bathroom. Warrick was busy getting some Jiffy Pop.

He slipped away, snagging his towel from the clothes line.

Ooh a cliff hanger of sorts!

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