Disclaimer: I don't own any Yu Yu Hakusho characters *sniffles, blows nose*
all well I could always steal them in the future. Oops...did I say that out
loud? Heh... I do own Sade though; she's mine, *Grins evilly* anyone who
tries to take her gets their head bitten off. Any questions? Good, let's
get started...
Chapter two: The bottomless pit
(Like I said in the first chapter, I would explain why she said 'Perdon' and then said 'excuse me' it's because she's Spanish and both those statements mean the same thing, so basically she was repeating herself. I know very little Japanese so I use another language to make up for it. Any questions then review your complaints)
At the dinner table Hiei sat at the opposite end from Sade, to be as far away from her as possible, but still having to sit at the table, for Kurama's affiliation. Yusuke was the first to speak, however. "So umm, Sade... where did you come from?" "Oh, I uhh...I used to live in New York."
Yusuke grinned, "New York? Damn," Yusuke blinked at Sade. "Yea, you know... in America." She smiled. "That's pretty far to travel. How long did it take you to get here?" Kuwabara asked.
"Ummm...not long I'd think, only about... fifteen to eighteen hours," She said counting the hours aimlessly on her fingers. Everyone in the room sweat dropped and said in unison "ONLY" She giggled at them, and then became quiet as she noticed Hiei on the far side of the table with his eyes closed and his arms crossed. "So what's for dinner?" Yusuke asked rubbing his hands together.
"Sushi, rice, salad, and stake." (I couldn't think of anything better, if any of you have a better idea, please share it) Yusuke and Kuwabara were practically drooling at that point. Shiori made them all a plate and a bowl before serving herself and then sitting next to Hiei.
Hiei was so deep in thought that he wasn't paying attention to anyone around him, so he didn't notice Sade moving next to him on his other side until he opened his eyes to see hers staring strait into his, "Hola chulo (hi cutie)" She smiled, Hiei almost fell out of his seat. "What the hell?!" Hiei gave her a death glare to meet all glares.
"Oh...he speaks after all. You know you're even cuter when you're mad" Sade grinned at him, which made him involuntary shiver. "Hn... what the hell are you doing?!" Hiei somewhat gritted it out through his teeth. Sade looked deep in to his eyes and saw they were like stone, cold and hard.
She couldn't smile at that, he reminded her of someone; she only gave a small, sad, smile. "Lo Siento (sorry)... I'll move back" Sade stood to move but Kurama stopped her, "Wait, Hiei's always been that way, don't let him get to you, no one else does. Sit down, it's alright" Kurama assured her and she sat next to him (pathetic, yes, but it'll pick up sooner or later).
Sade surprised the group that night, she had four full plates of dinner including the one Shiori had prepared for her at the beginning of dinner. The funny thing was that she wasn't even a tall young woman, let alone big. Sade was about the same height as Hiei and was skinny, they probably would have thought she was anorexic if it wasn't for her enormous appetite (Ok maybe it was exaggerated but it gives you an idea).
Yusuke, Kuwabara, and Hiei left a while later after dinner, having stayed a bit longer to chat, but Sade left sooner, walking up the stairs for the night. As Yusuke and Kuwabara left the house and Shiori shut the door, Hiei was nowhere to be seen, "Hey Urimeshi... where'd the shrimp go?"
Yusuke looked back at him, "how am I supposed to know, I'm not his keeper. It's Hiei we're talking about; he probably went off to terrorize someone..." Yusuke yawned, "Besides, I'm too tired to care, I'm heading home, see ya." Kuwabara watched Yusuke walk away and soon followed suit, then turning in another direction, heading home as well.
Hiei jumped into a tree outside of Sade's window once he found her room. Hiei was looking in to see what she was up to. She was fast asleep with her blanket tucked up to her chin and a little over her lips so he couldn't get a good look at her. 'I'll come back tomorrow to see if she does anything strange, she's up to something... I can feel it' Hiei thought as he flitted away into the night.
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The next morning, just as he said he would, Hiei came back. He stood on the same branch outside her window; it was Sunday so he didn't think she would get up any time soon, so he went closer to her window to see if she did anything outlandish in her sleep.
Hiei found that, except for the fact that she slept wildly, there was nothing out of the ordinary about her, but he still felt something extraneous about her. He sat there for a while using the Jagan to search around her room and her body for anything demonic. Though he didn't like the fact of searching through and over her body, he seemed to slow down the inspection of her tinny frame.
Sade woke to the feeling that she was being watched, (Hey... did yous ever have da feelin yous was bein watched?) she sat up abruptly and looked out the window, but Hiei was to fast and was gone before she turned her head. Sade glanced around a little more and smiled triumphantly to herself.
Sade got up and turned her radio on; she loved to dance but soon realized that there was nothing good on the radio, so she put on a CD. It was a Hip Hop and R&B CD (can anyone see were this is going?). She turned up the volume but not too high so she didn't wake everyone up.
She started to dance around the room to the sound of Mary J. Blidge and Ja Rule. Hiei came back awhile later to find her dancing around her room freely in her nightgown, which was shorter than most. He watched her movements and was wondering why she was listening to that awful music, but found that her movements went with it well.
"I love this song" Sade said to herself when a new song came on, it was something Hispanic so she changed her rhythm to more of an exotic dance (you know, a dance that consists of more hip and stomach movement than anything else) Hiei was almost mesmerized by her motion. Hiei was jilted out of his hypnotic state when she stopped dancing and left the room. 'What the hell is wrong with me,' Hiei growled at himself.
Sade walked down stairs and into the kitchen. "Damn am I hungry" she looked through the cabinets, "I hope I can find everything I'm looking for" Sade got everything she needed and prepared herself breakfast. Kurama came down the steps a few minutes later, draw by the delicious aroma of the food being prepared. "Mmm... something smells delicious in..."
Kurama walked into the kitchen to be met with a very surprising sight. "... Here" "Oh... good morning Shuichi, did you sleep well?" Sade smiled as she put the last plate on the table, "I slept fine thank you, but what, may I ask, is all of this for? Did you invite somebody over? Or an entire family?" Kurama was looking around as though looking for these guests he supposed Sade had invited for breakfast; Sade gave him a puzzled look.
"What do you mean?" "I mean all of this food..." "This? It's my Breakfast." Kurama almost fell over, "You're saying all of this is yours?" "Of course, it's nothing too big, just three eggs, six pieces of bacon, four sausages, a plate of hash browns, something my cousin makes called grits, four bowls of cereal..."
Kurama stared at her astonished as she pointed out everything on the table, "... some ramen I love ramen, three pancakes, four slices of French toast, two slices of regular toast, a glass of orange juice, and two glasses of leche, oops... I mean milk." She smiled when she was done pointing out her menu (what did you think she was going to eat? A salad or a bagel?).
'I didn't think anyone could eat that much in one meal, let alone one day' Kurama thought, "Would you like some? I would rather eat it by myself, but if you would like some your more than welcome to," she sat down at the table and grabbed a fork and a knife. "No you go right ahead and eat, I'll be right back."
Kurama hurried out of the kitchen and up the stairs to his mother's room, "Umm... Mother are you up?" He knocked gently on the door. "Yes sweetie I'll be out in a second," Shiori yelled through the door. Five minutes later she came to the door dressed. "Now.... what did you need?" "I need to show you something," Kurama whispered. Shiori blinked for a few seconds "Alright" they hurried down the stairs to the kitchen.
"Oh my" Shiori stared at the table in shock, it was covered with plates from one end to the other, and on the other side of it there was a very satisfied, very full Sade. "Good morning" Sade looked rather content among all that food. "What happened in here?" Shiori was too surprised to be mad, "You couldn't possibly have eaten all of that in less than fifteen minutes" Kurama couldn't believe what he was seeing.
"Oh, I'm sorry you did want some, oops... right... the mess, sorry about that I'll clean it up right away." Sade stood from were she was sitting and went to the sink and started to wash the dishes she used (which is almost every dish in the house). She was done in no time at all and walked up to Kurama, "Umm... I'm going into town in a few minutes, I was wonder if you'd come with me?" Sade asked, "Certainly... would you mind if the other went along?" Kurama asked casually, "Not at all, I'll get dressed right away" She ran up the steps like her life depended on it. She looked excited, too excited.
**************** Authors note,
Ok... I REALLY suck at writing... or maybe that's just my pessimism... ahh who cares, I like to write, it's fun... anyway I finally got time to write this and I think it's a little disappointing, but I needed to write another chapter to get things going in the right direction. I'll write the third chapter sooner if I have time to during the week. I hope to keep this story going, and I promise the next chapter will be funnier and a lot more exciting. I don't think I emphasized A LOT BETTER enough so here. 'IT'S A LOT BETTER, MUCHA MEJOR'. My friends were nagging me to put them in this so you might see quite a few more characters... hopefully not too many.
Chapter two: The bottomless pit
(Like I said in the first chapter, I would explain why she said 'Perdon' and then said 'excuse me' it's because she's Spanish and both those statements mean the same thing, so basically she was repeating herself. I know very little Japanese so I use another language to make up for it. Any questions then review your complaints)
At the dinner table Hiei sat at the opposite end from Sade, to be as far away from her as possible, but still having to sit at the table, for Kurama's affiliation. Yusuke was the first to speak, however. "So umm, Sade... where did you come from?" "Oh, I uhh...I used to live in New York."
Yusuke grinned, "New York? Damn," Yusuke blinked at Sade. "Yea, you know... in America." She smiled. "That's pretty far to travel. How long did it take you to get here?" Kuwabara asked.
"Ummm...not long I'd think, only about... fifteen to eighteen hours," She said counting the hours aimlessly on her fingers. Everyone in the room sweat dropped and said in unison "ONLY" She giggled at them, and then became quiet as she noticed Hiei on the far side of the table with his eyes closed and his arms crossed. "So what's for dinner?" Yusuke asked rubbing his hands together.
"Sushi, rice, salad, and stake." (I couldn't think of anything better, if any of you have a better idea, please share it) Yusuke and Kuwabara were practically drooling at that point. Shiori made them all a plate and a bowl before serving herself and then sitting next to Hiei.
Hiei was so deep in thought that he wasn't paying attention to anyone around him, so he didn't notice Sade moving next to him on his other side until he opened his eyes to see hers staring strait into his, "Hola chulo (hi cutie)" She smiled, Hiei almost fell out of his seat. "What the hell?!" Hiei gave her a death glare to meet all glares.
"Oh...he speaks after all. You know you're even cuter when you're mad" Sade grinned at him, which made him involuntary shiver. "Hn... what the hell are you doing?!" Hiei somewhat gritted it out through his teeth. Sade looked deep in to his eyes and saw they were like stone, cold and hard.
She couldn't smile at that, he reminded her of someone; she only gave a small, sad, smile. "Lo Siento (sorry)... I'll move back" Sade stood to move but Kurama stopped her, "Wait, Hiei's always been that way, don't let him get to you, no one else does. Sit down, it's alright" Kurama assured her and she sat next to him (pathetic, yes, but it'll pick up sooner or later).
Sade surprised the group that night, she had four full plates of dinner including the one Shiori had prepared for her at the beginning of dinner. The funny thing was that she wasn't even a tall young woman, let alone big. Sade was about the same height as Hiei and was skinny, they probably would have thought she was anorexic if it wasn't for her enormous appetite (Ok maybe it was exaggerated but it gives you an idea).
Yusuke, Kuwabara, and Hiei left a while later after dinner, having stayed a bit longer to chat, but Sade left sooner, walking up the stairs for the night. As Yusuke and Kuwabara left the house and Shiori shut the door, Hiei was nowhere to be seen, "Hey Urimeshi... where'd the shrimp go?"
Yusuke looked back at him, "how am I supposed to know, I'm not his keeper. It's Hiei we're talking about; he probably went off to terrorize someone..." Yusuke yawned, "Besides, I'm too tired to care, I'm heading home, see ya." Kuwabara watched Yusuke walk away and soon followed suit, then turning in another direction, heading home as well.
Hiei jumped into a tree outside of Sade's window once he found her room. Hiei was looking in to see what she was up to. She was fast asleep with her blanket tucked up to her chin and a little over her lips so he couldn't get a good look at her. 'I'll come back tomorrow to see if she does anything strange, she's up to something... I can feel it' Hiei thought as he flitted away into the night.
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The next morning, just as he said he would, Hiei came back. He stood on the same branch outside her window; it was Sunday so he didn't think she would get up any time soon, so he went closer to her window to see if she did anything outlandish in her sleep.
Hiei found that, except for the fact that she slept wildly, there was nothing out of the ordinary about her, but he still felt something extraneous about her. He sat there for a while using the Jagan to search around her room and her body for anything demonic. Though he didn't like the fact of searching through and over her body, he seemed to slow down the inspection of her tinny frame.
Sade woke to the feeling that she was being watched, (Hey... did yous ever have da feelin yous was bein watched?) she sat up abruptly and looked out the window, but Hiei was to fast and was gone before she turned her head. Sade glanced around a little more and smiled triumphantly to herself.
Sade got up and turned her radio on; she loved to dance but soon realized that there was nothing good on the radio, so she put on a CD. It was a Hip Hop and R&B CD (can anyone see were this is going?). She turned up the volume but not too high so she didn't wake everyone up.
She started to dance around the room to the sound of Mary J. Blidge and Ja Rule. Hiei came back awhile later to find her dancing around her room freely in her nightgown, which was shorter than most. He watched her movements and was wondering why she was listening to that awful music, but found that her movements went with it well.
"I love this song" Sade said to herself when a new song came on, it was something Hispanic so she changed her rhythm to more of an exotic dance (you know, a dance that consists of more hip and stomach movement than anything else) Hiei was almost mesmerized by her motion. Hiei was jilted out of his hypnotic state when she stopped dancing and left the room. 'What the hell is wrong with me,' Hiei growled at himself.
Sade walked down stairs and into the kitchen. "Damn am I hungry" she looked through the cabinets, "I hope I can find everything I'm looking for" Sade got everything she needed and prepared herself breakfast. Kurama came down the steps a few minutes later, draw by the delicious aroma of the food being prepared. "Mmm... something smells delicious in..."
Kurama walked into the kitchen to be met with a very surprising sight. "... Here" "Oh... good morning Shuichi, did you sleep well?" Sade smiled as she put the last plate on the table, "I slept fine thank you, but what, may I ask, is all of this for? Did you invite somebody over? Or an entire family?" Kurama was looking around as though looking for these guests he supposed Sade had invited for breakfast; Sade gave him a puzzled look.
"What do you mean?" "I mean all of this food..." "This? It's my Breakfast." Kurama almost fell over, "You're saying all of this is yours?" "Of course, it's nothing too big, just three eggs, six pieces of bacon, four sausages, a plate of hash browns, something my cousin makes called grits, four bowls of cereal..."
Kurama stared at her astonished as she pointed out everything on the table, "... some ramen I love ramen, three pancakes, four slices of French toast, two slices of regular toast, a glass of orange juice, and two glasses of leche, oops... I mean milk." She smiled when she was done pointing out her menu (what did you think she was going to eat? A salad or a bagel?).
'I didn't think anyone could eat that much in one meal, let alone one day' Kurama thought, "Would you like some? I would rather eat it by myself, but if you would like some your more than welcome to," she sat down at the table and grabbed a fork and a knife. "No you go right ahead and eat, I'll be right back."
Kurama hurried out of the kitchen and up the stairs to his mother's room, "Umm... Mother are you up?" He knocked gently on the door. "Yes sweetie I'll be out in a second," Shiori yelled through the door. Five minutes later she came to the door dressed. "Now.... what did you need?" "I need to show you something," Kurama whispered. Shiori blinked for a few seconds "Alright" they hurried down the stairs to the kitchen.
"Oh my" Shiori stared at the table in shock, it was covered with plates from one end to the other, and on the other side of it there was a very satisfied, very full Sade. "Good morning" Sade looked rather content among all that food. "What happened in here?" Shiori was too surprised to be mad, "You couldn't possibly have eaten all of that in less than fifteen minutes" Kurama couldn't believe what he was seeing.
"Oh, I'm sorry you did want some, oops... right... the mess, sorry about that I'll clean it up right away." Sade stood from were she was sitting and went to the sink and started to wash the dishes she used (which is almost every dish in the house). She was done in no time at all and walked up to Kurama, "Umm... I'm going into town in a few minutes, I was wonder if you'd come with me?" Sade asked, "Certainly... would you mind if the other went along?" Kurama asked casually, "Not at all, I'll get dressed right away" She ran up the steps like her life depended on it. She looked excited, too excited.
**************** Authors note,
Ok... I REALLY suck at writing... or maybe that's just my pessimism... ahh who cares, I like to write, it's fun... anyway I finally got time to write this and I think it's a little disappointing, but I needed to write another chapter to get things going in the right direction. I'll write the third chapter sooner if I have time to during the week. I hope to keep this story going, and I promise the next chapter will be funnier and a lot more exciting. I don't think I emphasized A LOT BETTER enough so here. 'IT'S A LOT BETTER, MUCHA MEJOR'. My friends were nagging me to put them in this so you might see quite a few more characters... hopefully not too many.