Camping
Authors: bloodredcherry and Raven
Disclaimer: We own it not, no infringement is intended.
AN: Finally the summer is here! This shall be completed! Sorry for the wait! Thanks again to all those who reviewed, you're too kind! Oh and this story is not in any way meant to be offensive to anyone! It's just silly fluffy fun!
Enjoy!
"Does anyone else have a really, really bad feeling about this?"
"About white water rafting?" Grissom asked.
"Yeah…" Sara said slowly.
"It won't be that bad… we all may die, hit jagged rocks or be sucked into evil whirlpools of doom?" Greg shrugged.
"Ha," Catherine laughed sarcastically. "Whirlpools of doom Greg?!?"
"It's true," Grissom nodded and said, "Mmmhmmmm, it's true." He was matter of fact, "I saw it on the Discovery channel."
"You believe that crap Grissom?" Sara said in a frightful voice.
He nodded enthusiastically,. "Ya huh!"
""It's ALL propaganda!!"
"You're just paranoid Sara," Warrick hadn't forgotten about the Peter Mansbridge incident.
"It's TRUE, I SWEAR!"
"Nuh UH!" Grissom shook his head vehemently, he didn't want to believe the LIE.
"I saw it on the Space Channel, so it must be true."
"Science Fiction isn't real dear," Catherine said patting Sara's shoulder.
"That's why they call it FICTION!" Greg screamed.
The Canadians waiting in line with the wonderful gang just stared blankly… shaking their heads.
One little Canadian girl put her hands on her hips and let out a disgruntled sigh. "Crazy American tourists!"
Nick turned around with his Valley Girl face on, "Exc-use eh Moi?"
"Cra-zy Amer-ican Tour-ists," she said slowly taunting him.
"Well least I'm not Cana-dian, eh?!"
"Ahilk!"
"Least WE don't have a beaver as our national animal!"
"Well… well," she said angrily. "STUPID HEAD, POOPY AMERICAN!" With that she swiftly using all her little six year old might kicked him in the shin, promptly running away.
"I'll get you yet! COME back and fight like a MAN!!!"
She laughed and stuck her tongue out while she hid behind her mom.
"PUSSY!!!!" He screamed. The little girls mother looked appalled, and just before she was going to lay down the smack Grissom smacked Nick upside the head.
"Mommy!" The little girl sobbed, she glared at Nick, "you're a BAD MAN!"
Sara cleared her throat and turned to Greg pretending she didn't know Nick…didn't know him at all.
No real American's were insulted in the making of this fan fiction chapter…really. We swear.
b. r. c. and Raven: Hahaha Nick most certainly is a bad man! Anywho, please review and let us know what you think but no flames please!