Camping

Authors: bloodredcherry and Raven

Disclaimer: We own it not, no infringement is intended.

AN: Finally the summer is here! This shall be completed! Sorry for the wait! Thanks again to all those who reviewed, you're too kind! Oh and this story is not in any way meant to be offensive to anyone! It's just silly fluffy fun!

Enjoy!

The water was icy cold and Catherine didn't like it one bit. "Why does the water have to be soooo cold?" she complained and wailed uncontrollably.

"Be-cauuuse we are in the mountains, helloo!?" Warrick said sarcastically. "It's cold in the mountains… ya know, glaciers… ice… lots of freezing nipply water, it comes with the territory."

Catherine grumbled and glowered as she climbed into the raft. "I never asked to be punished like this," looking up to the bright blue sunny sky she cried out, "Why? Why GOD? WHY????"

"Oh be quiet Cath, it's not that bad, we haven't started moving yet- but when we DO that's when the real fun begins," Greg let out a mechanical laugh and climbed in as well.

While looking at the tossing waves, Sara grabbed Grissom's hand, "Would you save me from the big evil whirl pool of doom if you ever had to?" she asked timidly.

"Nope."

She let go of his hand, "What?" she was hurt. Looking up at his face she realized that he had a grin on his nice adorable face.

"That's a silly question Sara," and with that she smiled back blushing ever so slightly.

"After you," he said quiet enough for only her to hear. The rest of the gang was bickering about the sharp pointy rocks and their impending deaths.

"I think we'd be safer off in the evil whirlpool of doooom than with them," Sara grinned.

Then out of nowhere breaking the touching "moment" Warrick screamed, "Skippy will be waiting for you in the whirl pool!!!! BWHAHAHA"

The only thing that could be heard before they set off down the rapids was Greg's horrified scream and "at least that would be better than running into your MOM"

Catherine wasn't enjoying her little trip to her impending doom against the jagged rocks. Every time she opened her mouth to complain the waves sploshed into her mouth.

"HAHA," Nick laughed unknowing of the wave that flew over them carrying poor Greg into the icy water.

Catherine spotted a swirling wave and laughed spitefully, "there's your whirlpool of…" her voice drifted off, "Greg?" She furrowed her brow, "uh…Greg?"

"HEEEEELP MEEEEEEE!!!!!" Greg screamed.

"Just stay calm," the guide said in his deep booming guide like voice (you know what im speaking of).

Greg tried to remember to take deep breaths, but he'd watched too much Real TV and those swirling whirlpools of doom weren't looking so funny now.

Maybe I could drift to shore… He pondered just as he heard a chattering. "What the…" he murmured, suddenly seeing the demonic squirrel of all his nightmares! Or perhaps not.

"Greg! Greg take my hand!"

"Ma'am, this isn't Hollywood! Sit down in the boat, ma'am—"

But sadly Catherine herself toppled out of the boat and into the frigid waters. The guide spoke quickly into his walky-talky informing the first aid station that two people had fallen into the rapids.

The two CSI's swirled and screamed and until the male guide snagged Greg's life jacket and hauled him up into the boat.

"CATHERINE!" Warrick yelled, "NOOOOOooooooOOOOOOOoooooooo!!!"

The female guide (yes…she materialized out of nowhere) took care of Greg whilst the other guide, steered the raft towards Catherine.

So this was how she was going to die, floating down a freezing cold— "oomph," she grunted as she bumped into a large rock. Sure it was slippery and covered in all sorts of slimy things she didn't want to think about, but she held onto that rock for dear life. Until she too was hauled up into the raft.

"I wanna go home," she whimpered as the female guide quickly checked her out.

The guide spoke quickly into his walky-talky and they floated away to the end of the rapids.

b. r. c. and Raven: This is just getting more crazy as it goes! Shall be a while until our next update but keep a look out! Remember to review and tell us what you think, but no flames please! Have a good summer!